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xwin:
Meaning you're from Ghana.

I'm a Nigerian... my mum is just too gentle.

Mine is early morning drilling. I go don think say I don escape oo but she go wake me around 6 am drill me come give me food chop. I love that woman.

You can't escape that slap even if d vistiors spend one year with you dat slap will be in ur account balance

The pep talk though, one can go through several hours of pep talk and funny enough your contribution isn't needed, infact it becomes a crime to contribute.... I know how I usually dodge senses leading to pep talks with my mum...but altogether its for the best..

Tiny23:


I'm a Nigerian... my mum is just too gentle.

Iffahear..

What of mothers shouting and calling you from very far away in the house only to come and change TV station using a remote control sitting right in front of her. Mothers. Gotta love them.

AyamConfidence:




The pain, the sadness, the feeling of betrayal

walahi, Nigerian mum gat no chill in that aspect at all, dem no go even look your face

op, your mother was/is a mean woman

AyamConfidence:
When your mum borrows that money you have been saving to buy gameboy with and when you ask her she says "all the food you have been eating in this house, how much have you paid?"

Lol mehn e be like say u live for my house guy ,dis one na reality.

pep talk is by the caring mums oo!

xwin:
Iffahear..

Whatever,suit you

Chai.... Mama Titi own Na omorogun ( turn garri spoon)

Offend my mom and you go chop omorogun or slippers for back..

And she no dey miss....

Kudos to mama Titi of life....

columbus007:
Lol mehn e be like say u live for my house guy ,dis one na reality.

anybody wey no experience this one na buti

My mama do am to me tire

My mum is watching me from heaven. I dare not expose her.

mums

SealTeam6:
I came home during a break from my NYSC one day...my mum wanted to buy card to subscribe, but she could not get card her Etisalat card in the neighborhood cos it was sunday. So I volunteered to use my Skye bank for her upon the agreement that she will give me the cash. After I had helped her recharge 1000 naira Etisalat... She came back 2 minutes later that I should help her recharge another 1k that she need to call somebody making 2k that she will return to me in cash that evening...foolish me I agreed !
O boy...later that evening I asked her for my money, na so she started the story of my life right from when she give birth to me to when she sent me to Unilorin. Mehn, I just give up.
E pain me gan...but I learnt my lesson : NEVER EVER BORROW YOUR MUM MONEY THAT YOU CANNOT FORGET.

Shout out to all single mum out there...my mum with just her miserable civil servant salary single handedly train 3 of us up to University. God pls...let this woman be my mother again in the next life and the next and the next.

u done enter ooo. Lol.. My mama own be say I go collect the first ooo. If not buy buy is your name

enimooko:
My mum is watching me from heaven. I dare not expose her.

talk jare.. She will be happy to know that her memory lives on.

My mum during my uni days,anytime I visit home and i'am like let me take a stroll mum would be like son it's too late and dangerous,bt for my mind i'm like schl and house which is more dangerous ,i so love my mum,and even if I go i won't be settled I av to go back to make her happy.

Chai! No 2&3
Moms are epic

Indomie generations would not understand.

Under no circumstances should a mother or father ever deny their child food. Its a wrong way to pass a message across

dammy13:
Nigerian mothers are special. This is because there are so many unique things about them. One of which is the way they make conversation with their children. In line with this, Jumia Travel , the leading online travel agency shares hilarious ways Nigerian mothers interact with their children. Mind you, we love our mothers!

Rolling of the eyes

Your mum has visitors. You do not need to be told to leave. However, some kids stay to listen to their conversation. Trust mothers, the way they will roll their eyes, it is a sign that you should leave. If you do not get the signal and you are close to her, she will pinch you. By then, a clear message has been sent! If you still refuse, you will definitely receive a dirty slap from your mum after her visitors have left.

Hot slap

She has been warning you to stop being naughty but you did not listen. She said the same thing repeatedly and no changes. When she becomes frustrated, the next thing is her five fingers on your cheek. That should retune your brain temporarily.

Caning while sleeping

You went to play football when you were supposed to deliver a message for her or you lost money because you were too playful. You would think she has forgiven you. But alas! She has not. In the night while you are sleeping, she will come for you with her bare hands

Promise to buy them something just to getaway

A child is crying and your mother is going to work, she will promise the child sweets and biscuits. This is in a bid for her to getaway. Of course, they will buy the sweets and biscuits for you when they return.

[b]Food denial

If your mum does not want to have a conversation with you through the aforementioned, she will punish you by simply denying you food. The most painful food denial is dinner. You have to go to bed empty.[/b]

The pep talk

This is the real conversation and many consider this as the most excruciating. The pep talk can go for over an hour. She tells you all your life history and the need for you to accept God and change. You will even give prefer them to flog you so that you can leave.

http://fabinfos.com/6-hilarious-ways-nigerian-mothers-make-conversation-children/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Mama u too much

mikool007:
You can't escape that slap even if d vistiors spend one year with you dat slap will be in ur account balance

On the debit side hahahahha

My mum never denied me of fud cos its really bad it prompts some kids to start stealing wen d hunger becomes unbearable. Also my mum never beats while we r asleep she would rather beat u during d day nd u dare nt run away while shez doing dat. All d same i love my mum cos all this made us grow to become a better person

SealTeam6:
*Modified*
I came home during a break from my NYSC one day...my mum wanted to buy card to subscribe, but she could not get card her Etisalat card in the neighborhood cos it was sunday. So I volunteered to use my Skye bank for her upon the agreement that she will give me the cash. After I had helped her recharge 1000 naira Etisalat... She came back 2 minutes later that I should help her recharge another 1k that she need to call somebody making 2k that she will return to me in cash that evening...foolish me I agreed !
O boy...later that evening I asked her for my money, na so she started the story of my life right from when she give birth to me to when she sent me to Unilorin. Mehn, I just give up.
E pain me gan...but I learnt my lesson : NEVER EVER BORROW YOUR MUM MONEY THAT YOU CANNOT FORGET.

Shout out to all single mum out there...my mum with just her miserable civil servant salary single handedly train the 3 of us up to University. And even collected all her life savings to send our biggest bro Abroad to complete his professional course. God pls...let this woman be my mother again in the next life and the next and the next.

so touched
but on my stead, my father sold his land so I can finish ss1-3 when he lost his job, even though we do fight, he loves me and can sacrifice anything for me

1.I didn't kill my own mother so you will not kill me.
2.If I hear wii from you,you go hear whyn.
3.Why won't I drink water n drop cup in peace 4u.
4.All those your friends how many of them have visited you in these house??my friend go inside.
5.Mum am hungry,Smiles come and eat me.
6.Mum I need money,come and sell me foolish boy your mates de work already.
7.Wake late in the morning she will remind you there's no food for a lazy man.
8The worst na when you write n fail jamb my brothers n sisters your case is different, she will torment you every morning with your jamb score.

Ego2:
mums

Haha .. Can so relate

One thing I love my mother is they she wasn't using food denial as a form of punishment, no matter the offence committed