menwongo:

Lolz. Na Indomie generation lad

UTEWUOJO:
Indomie generations would not understand.

timmydahpeace:

then i can say you don't have a good mum...or maybe she's not a nigerian

SealTeam6:
*Modified*
I came home during a break from my NYSC one day...my mum wanted to buy card to subscribe, but she could not get card her Etisalat card in the neighborhood cos it was sunday. So I volunteered to use my Skye bank for her upon the agreement that she will give me the cash. After I had helped her recharge 1000 naira Etisalat... She came back 2 minutes later that I should help her recharge another 1k that she need to call somebody making 2k that she will return to me in cash that evening...foolish me I agreed !
O boy...later that evening I asked her for my money, na so she started the story of my life right from when she give birth to me to when she sent me to Unilorin. Mehn, I just give up.
E pain me gan...but I learnt my lesson : NEVER EVER BORROW YOUR MUM MONEY THAT YOU CANNOT FORGET.

Shout out to all single mum out there...my mum with just her miserable civil servant salary single handedly train the 3 of us up to University. And even collected all her life savings to send our biggest bro Abroad to complete his professional course. God pls...let this woman be my mother again in the next life and the next and the next.

Tiny23:



Thank you,you that have a good mum...so,by doing all those things make your mum a good mum?






take several seats joor.

timmydahpeace:
...i love my mum cus all those things i just realise they brought me to where i am today......i know you belong to the indomie generations....sorry, i feel your pain......

mamajaz:

My mom no dey to this oh, but my grandmother of blessed memory nah emeritus professor here.

AyamConfidence:
quote author=dangotesmummy post=56564316] iya dangote ekaro ma

dangotesmummy:
karo my dear.bawo ni nkan?

AyamConfidence:
maami mo wa ooo

Bawo ni egbon wa Dangote

No kan ni pe kin ki yin ni boya e le ri nkan fun omo yin

dangotesmummy:
henn.OK receive it

*God bless you*

kuuljay:
bross there is one slap my mum mastered,it lands at the centre of the back,...my guy you go open mouth to cry but no audio ,only whistle

Personpikin2628:


It is called ABARA GBIGBONA

Tiny23:


May I know your age,pls?let me like your trash and save you from the itch you got














I bet you can't be older than I am,you hide behind your keyboard to spew trash.

Tiny23:




Stay off my mentions,you moronic being.

timmydahpeace:

now you're jealous.........how many likes are you jealous of now....mumu of highest order...lemme me join you and cry for you

AyamConfidence:
When your mum borrows that money you have been saving to buy gameboy with and when you ask her she says "all the food you have been eating in this house, how much have you paid?"

okikiosibodu:

Thought it's only my mum that does that. I saved money with her with the intention of buying a bicycle. I was so confident my" saved" cash was more than double the bicycle price. I kept one pestering her to allow me count my money so I will my total cash bust she kept on bringing different excuses. On the day I vehemently refused to accept excuses, I got a line similar to this: all the food you have been eating in the house, did I buy them with stone or did I pluck them from the tree?
That single incident however ruin my saving-culture cos up til day, I stil kinda of find it difficult to save. That first experience was really painful cut I put a lot of devotion into it, and deprived myself of a lot of things as a kid back then