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Why Your Religion Is False by Oloruntobi4382(m): 10:24am On May 16, 2017
Your religion is false because:

- It teaches that God is masculine in structure.
- It teaches that God has a throne.
- It teaches that you have dominion over plants and animals.
- It teaches that your ancestors are burning like charcoal in hell for not knowing your god.
- It teaches that you are separate from every other things in the universe.
- It teaches you are light and others are darkness.
- It teaches that even though you are a serial killer and you surrender to your god at your last breath you will be justified.
- It teaches that other religions are wrong.
- It encourages genocide.
- It claims to teach freewill and yet restrict you.
- It teaches you that you that satan exists and you should keep casting him.
- It teaches you that you should kill every snake you find.
- It teaches you to wait on a messiah.
- It sucks your pocket dry like garri.
- It teaches you how to derail other religious thread on nairaland.
- And finally when it teaches you everything.
Re: Why Your Religion Is False by Niflheim(m): 3:43pm On May 16, 2017
@oloruntobi4382,

Fantastic post!!! Religion also encourages humans to eat grass like "beasts of burden" and chew "torn pant" like genetically modified gonorrhea!!!
Re: Why Your Religion Is False by Oloruntobi4382(m): 4:55pm On May 16, 2017
Niflheim:
@oloruntobi4382,

Fantastic post!!! Religion also encourages humans to eat grass like "beasts of burden" and chew "torn pant" like genetically modified gonorrhea!!!
Lol, i tire grin o. Which religion be that again?

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Re: Why Your Religion Is False by Niflheim(m): 5:04pm On May 16, 2017
@oloruntobi4382,

South African christians!!! Their pastor ordered them to chew their pants and bra(some smelly, and others torn)!!!
Re: Why Your Religion Is False by Oloruntobi4382(m): 5:17pm On May 16, 2017
Niflheim:
@oloruntobi4382,

South African christians!!! Their pastor ordered them to chew their pants and bra(some smelly, and others torn)!!!

And some guillible members go do am o cheesy
Re: Why Your Religion Is False by Nobody: 5:29pm On May 16, 2017
hate everything that marginalize people, tribalism, racism, bigotry.. everything that put human into groups, but not religion, you cannot hate religion, even though it gives you a sense of us against them, you just can't hate it. Lol
Re: Why Your Religion Is False by onetrack(m): 8:22pm On May 16, 2017
yemimajid:
hate everything that marginalize people, tribalism, racism, bigotry.. everything that put human into groups, but not religion, you cannot hate religion, even though it gives you a sense of us against them, you just can't hate it. Lol

I assure you that I dislike religion. It's one of man's worst inventions.

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