This is the Reuben Abati we know.

Who's still defending d dead Vegetable?

If Bubu no give live speech May 29 "na im be sey wahala dey ".

Just 6 days from today. I am waiting to see what APC is going to pull on us this time around.

This is another epistle from Dr Rueben Abati, I think most of the issues raised are facts, but the only one of the issues is the woman in question, I think PDP started it during President Jonathan regime, where most of the hatchets job were been done by Dr. okupe, history is just repeating itself. They were all political jobbers.

BMC be ready to respond to many of these coming ur way

Spiritual matter no dey valid in court.

mayorwah98:
Smh

Hahahahaha.”

“You know sometimes when I read what some people post on twitter. I wonder about their upbringing. I cringe. They just set out to hurt other people’s feelings.”
“Twitter has a responsibility to ensure that its platform is not abused by persons who have indecent motives.”

TheFreeOne:
lmao

BMC Nairaland chapter why haven't you been singing this new song na. Or has the salary been delayed or reduced since Buboo relocated to London?

Abeg who help me see sarrki?

You wanna see sarrki?

Wait! Oya Sarrki ti Bo Bo. ........

This man is just too good with writing. See the way he danced around different topics, seamlessly crisscrossing without losing steam or momentum. Its a worthy read...for intellectuals tho. I seriously doubt if our dear nairalanders give a f**k about drama and its beauty. Sad times we live in.

The mouth is no longer carrying food.
Abati can now talk.
Meanwhile Canary (FFK) needs food to sing
for the feeder
AVIANAZUGODU

ebby9z:
This man is just too good with writing. See the way he danced around different topics, seamlessly crisscrossing without losing steam or momentum. Its a worthy read...for intellectuals tho. I seriously doubt if our dear nairalanders give a f**k about drama and its beauty. Sad times we live in.

He's too intelligent and smart.

It is in him.

Gwsd:
But

He is just been sarcastic, you have to follow politics everyday to understand him.
Brilliant article, absolutely brilliant.

That ashawo Lauretta woman

It seems that some people are so obsessed and in deep love with Jonathan that if they don't mention his name in any piece even when the topic have nothing to do with him, they won't be able to eat or sleep.

gberra:
I left a comment & it was hidden in 10secs. What is happening to our Mods?

Anyways let me recount; Abati is a confused lout who only remembers that Aso rock is possessed by Evil spirits after he & his Master was booted out by Nigerians.

He also forgot to add that he was a part of the marabouts alongside FFK & Okugbe that Gej hired to destroy his Administration.

Igbos always cry

“It is a fake world we live in. Fake Trump. Fake speech. It is sad though. While other countries are going round the world, looking for investments, Nigerian leaders are travelling here and there looking for marabouts and beautiful ladies with tribal marks!”



Lol!

I no tell you say abati is insane?? Look at what is writting. If we are lucky to be in a good society by now, he should be behind bar. For all his lies and propanganda when our collective future are been carted away by buffons spare headed by gej. This is the man together with maku that lies morning and night even when half of the north is control by bokoharam. And trillions of naira is stollen by his boss and his boys. What kind of contribution or say does he have now that he didn't offer his boss when he was in power. That man abati is a stupid man to me anyday.

wasuka14:
I no tell you say abati is insane?? Look at what is writting. If we are lucky to be in a good society by now, he should be behind bar. For all his lies and propanganda when our collective future are been carted away by buffons spare headed by gej. This is the man together with maku that lies morning and night even when half of the north is control by bokoharam. And trillions of naira is stollen by his boss and his boys. What kind of contribution or say does he have now that he didn't offer his boss when he was in power. That man abati is a stupid man to me anyday.

BMC member spoted.

Just the way Lie Mohammed told us PMB is using Nigerian drugs in London hospital.

gberra:
Back from Rehab

Like you!

gberra:
Back from Rehab

Like you!

Nice piece by abati.he nailed it.dnt mind constituted authority....

Reuben Apati stfu. Who wants to hear from a two-faced turn-coat corrupt mofo like you?

Just thinking may be I should go into marabouting job.

Damn it!! I just happen to stumble on this thread when I'm fuccking high...

This write up is just wonderful, Abati killed it.. .

... whoo, which kind cruise be this??

wasuka14:
I no tell you say abati is insane?? Look at what is writting. If we are lucky to be in a good society by now, he should be behind bar. For all his lies and propanganda when our collective future are been carted away by buffons spare headed by gej. This is the man together with maku that lies morning and night even when half of the north is control by bokoharam. And trillions of naira is stollen by his boss and his boys. What kind of contribution or say does he have now that he didn't offer his boss when he was in power. That man abati is a stupid man to me anyday.

your life must really be a sad one. No?

hucienda:
Abati is back.

Write-ups like these sprinkled with satire are for mature audiences. Wish we had more of such writers in the country.

Won't be surprised majority of folks here might not comprehend the article.

Abati, I doff my hat.

Nigga is top notch. I enjoyed every bit of it. Also learnt some new words

Deem:
Biased article. You are no more relevant pls shut up

Abati I know, but who are U?

Vintage Reuben Abati, but he sold his conscience when he served under GEJ.

Fantastic writer, I am not a fan of the political class, buh this man just made me laff rilly hard. Beautiful writing...

hucienda:
Abati is back.

Write-ups like these sprinkled with satire are for mature audiences. Wish we had more of such writers in the country.

Won't be surprised majority of folks here might not comprehend the article.

Abati, I doff my hat.

I don't should have been more inventive

TheFreeOne:
lmao

BMC Nairaland chapter why haven't you been singing this new song na. Or has the salary been delayed or reduced since Buboo relocated to London?

Abeg who help me see sarrki?

Now, I sing - Baba oh Baba oh, Baba o, Oluwa da Baba si fun wa.