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| Why Is It That : by SamMilla1(m): 3:37pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Nigerian Girls who : Are Skinny Thinks they are Models or should be Models Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives Are short Thinks they are born agains Are tall thinks it was of their making . Are poor thinks they are homely Are rich thinks they are too much for one man Are below 15 wants the time to start moving faster Are in their 20s wants the time to start moving slowly Are in their 30s wants the time to stand still Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards Are Christians thinks they deserve all the good men Are Married thinks it was because they are too smart Are not married thinks it was evil wish from their relatives Are married to rich men thinks they should have married another rich guy if the present husband didnt come along Are married to poor guys thinks the husband is lazy Are lucky to have Children thinks it was because of their righteousness Are not lucky to have Children Blame their evil relatives -------------------------------- ''Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men'' More will come soon, Then the boys will follow up, © Milla 2010. No distribution without permission.  |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
*rooooooolz eyez* |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Ben13: 4:00pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Are short Thinks they are born agains |
| Re: Why Is It That : by afrobaby(f): 4:01pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
this is indeed funny, its funny and also realistic |
| Re: Why Is It That : by lordbayor(m): 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Heheh Very true oo big ups milla |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Emperoh(m): 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Sam Milla ebulu bata 18!!! Are short think they are born again? I fittn't shout!! |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Freiburger(m): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Human nature. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by r231(m): 4:15pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
joke section ;d ;d |
| Re: Why Is It That : by koolchicco: 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Are below 15 wants the time to start moving faster =IbKeya Are in their 20s wants the time to start moving slowly =Busy Body Are in their 30s wants the time to stand still =The Amaka Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards =Tpia Are short Thinks they are born agains =PlatinumNk Are Married thinks it was because they are too smart =Ujujoan Are not married thinks it was evil wish from their relatives =Mama gee Are poor thinks they are homely =OpeLove Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives =Muki Muki  Are tall thinks it was of their making =Oge4real Are Skinny Thinks they are Models or should be Models =Michelin89 Are Christians thinks they deserve all the good men =Abbey Are busty and thinks the world revolves around her =Abekeade08 |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Ben13: 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
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| Re: Why Is It That : by sweetpie23: 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Ujujoan: |
| Re: Why Is It That : by platinumnk(f): 4:28pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
koolchicco: hey  im not that short! im 5'6  Are rich (work hard) thinks they are too much for one man- I can see this, why toy with one man jk  |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Emperoh(m): 4:34pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Oo ni gbese!! |
| Re: Why Is It That : by SamMilla1(m): 4:37pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Hey chico, platinum is my wife. mind our references next time. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by koolchicco: 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
^^^ She's my Sista too, However, u should've known her physical impediments hitherto! |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
I can see Nigerian girls' lives revolve around men. Most of them don't have dreams and aspirations. Eyah.  |
| Re: Why Is It That : by THEAMAKA(f): 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
are you sure this isn't all women? sounds pretty general to me. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by platinumnk(f): 4:47pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Sam Milla: thank u sweets  koolchicco: my poor bruised ego! i am not short! THE AMAKA: yea they are pretty general |
| Re: Why Is It That : by koolchicco: 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
platinumnk: NK Nwannem sorry. OK, u ain't short! Thought I've seen your pics couple of times tho. Are u really 5:6?  |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 4:54pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
plat would be perfect as a short girl. 5ft 2 ish. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
stillwater: As if you're any different. We'll see in 5-6 yrs time. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by whitelexi(m): 4:58pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
davidylan: ***Dead*** |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
this dorkchicco hasnt been banned yet?  95% of the s.hemale's posts are simply insults aimed at other people. the remaining 5% of her contributions are nothing but gas |
| Re: Why Is It That : by koolchicco: 5:00pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
davidylan: |
| Re: Why Is It That : by henryhemon(m): 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
@STILLWATER, Are u that ugly?u use style insult my Nigerian sisters oh! |
| Re: Why Is It That : by koolchicco: 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
tpia.: And the pot is calling kettle black because? [size=2pt]keep trolling on & looking 4 peeps to recommend 4 ban![/size] |
| Re: Why Is It That : by platinumnk(f): 5:09pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
koolchicco: yes na, i dont look 5'6  davidylan: cutting me down 4 inches, id be a midget! and too stocky @topic- hmmmm Where is the male version? I shall make one! no fighting |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
koolchicco: *rooooolz eyez* |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
platinumnk: fantastic . . . you would look just delicious. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
henryhemon: What's with the ugly speech? Am I the one that put up the topic? I'm only helping the poster finish what he started. Besides that was sarcasm. |
| Re: Why Is It That : by platinumnk(f): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Nigerian Men who : Are Skinny Thinks they are eating too little Are Fat Thinks they will are rich and have no need to workout Are short Thinks they an excuse to be mean Are tall thinks they are kings . Are poor thinks that Nigeria is to blame for all their troubles Are rich thinks they can have as many women as they want Are below 15 wants GSMs Are in their 20s wants to dress like Hip Hop Stars Are in their 30s wants to marry Are in their 40s wants to cheat Are Christians thinks they are automatically ordained Pastors Are Married thinks its a trap by her family Are not married thinks that women are all sluts Are married to rich women thinks Maga don pay Are married to poor girls thinks the chick better look extra good Are lucky to have Children thinks it he hit it extra hard those nights Are not lucky to have Children say the wife use juju to eat the children and therfore sires with other women Chikena! |
| Re: Why Is It That : by platinumnk(f): 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
davidylan: a beg David ure tall aleady, i would have to carry a stool around me everywhere to reach u lol  |
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