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6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Dotwillis1(m): 3:11pm On Jun 19, 2017

Most guys now prefer to meet ladies on social media as its more easier, especially the shy ones or those who don't have the boldness to approach. Even when they have the lady at their very reach, they still prefer to find a way of getting her contact somewhere else and start the conversation online.

Meanwhile, we still have guys who got the gut and don't care about being embarrassed or turned down. They approach every beautiful lady they set their eyes on and strike a convo. However, as ladies possess different characters and respond differently to strangers, below is the short list of their categories that we are all familiar with

1.ill-mannered

The disparaging look they give will be their first attempt to dishearten you in talking to them. This type of ladies don't have answer to any question you ask them. They won't be willing to respond to anything you ask, even their name will be a problem for them to tell you.
The only response they have to your questions will be 'why do your want to know'
Sucks!

2.headless chicken

These ones can make you walk and get your feet hurt. Be prepared to follow them to wherever they are going, no where exactly but because they won't wanna grant you that audience, you will be the one running to catch up with them. And after everything they be like 'i don't give my number to strangers' ... Like seriously? after the long mile walk

3. The Slick

This types of ladies won't make you fight much for an audience with them. They respond politely and will give you their number at the first request. But then when you call, it turns out to be an Aboki man picking it sad

4. Engaging

They connect well during a conversation. Tho their look might say otherwise, but then when you start talking to them, you realize they are friendly and fun to be with.

They are so free and you will start to wonder if they like you already. That very moment you met will be like you v known each other for long. But then you be like WTF! when they start talking about their bf undecided

5. Foodie
They are mostly campus babes. It's when a guy walk up to them they remember they haven't eaten since morning. You have only known her name and the next thing you hear is 'Im hungry' ....'God will feed you... Let me pass undecided

6. The Slag
These are ladies you collect their contact with ease. They will even request you bring your phone for them to save it.

The next weekend, she's in your bed laying unclad grin

Ladies which category do you belong?

... Lalasticlala

..feel free to add more

@dotwilliz

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jun 19, 2017

ENGAGING

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Papiikush: 3:19pm On Jun 19, 2017

Lol... Why will you approach a lady who you are just seeing for the first time and expect a good audience?

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Oladimejyy(m): 3:21pm On Jun 19, 2017

And those with smelling pussy

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by LalasticSeun(f): 3:22pm On Jun 19, 2017

I think im engaging too
I don't even like embarrassing people
I'm nice to strangers cool

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nah the last one I dey like. No emotions attached. grin

IamKashybaby is not like that cry

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 19, 2017

Engaging cool

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jun 19, 2017

SingleDad1:
Nah the last one I dey like. No emotions attached. IamKashybaby is not like that

Daaaaaddy!

The NL heart-throb how far?

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Lalas247(f): 3:28pm On Jun 19, 2017

Lol op just wicked like wtf shocked

So wetin u think say we go pick

#team ENGAGING grin

Omo rada rada

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by tosyne2much(m): 3:29pm On Jun 19, 2017

Very funny write-up
Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they no longer have food stuffs and haven't fed for days

8. The Judgmental ones

The moment you approach these ones, they will look at you from head to toe before deciding whether to bash or welcome you. They are very judgemental that they judge guys by the quality of your shoe and trouser at first glance. Just hold your toilet key and start swinging it over your finger just to make it seem like it it's your car key and watch them drolling over you.

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jun 19, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Daaaaaddy!

The NL heart-throb how far?

I am cool babe, just monitoring you codedly cheesy

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Dotwillis1(m): 3:32pm On Jun 19, 2017

Lalas247:
Lol op just wicked like wtf

So wetin u think say we go pick

#team ENGAGING
Omo rada rada

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2017

You "Approach to Meet"

WTF does that mean Op

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Dotwillis1(m): 3:37pm On Jun 19, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

ENGAGING

LalasticSeun:
I think im engaging too
I don't even like embarrassing people
I'm nice to strangers

Tahrah:
Engaging

Lies everywhere grin

Continu

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jun 19, 2017

SingleDad1:
I am cool babe, just monitoring you codedly

Hahahah same here Big Daddy but its getting late on my side..i will rest very soon

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2017

Dotwillis1:

Lies everywhere

Continu

Ehhhnn..

Lemme ask Royalblak007 ..since he know much sumtin abt me

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Dotwillis1(m): 3:42pm On Jun 19, 2017

tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up

Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they haven't fed for days

yea the foodie grin

I'm sure they always pray to meet different guys everyday so as to be getting their tummy fed

Cc Lalasticlala

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Dotwillis1(m): 3:51pm On Jun 19, 2017

vargasvictory:
You "Approach to Meet"

WTF does that mean Op

can't dig? Get an axe

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jun 19, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahah same here Big Daddy but its getting late on my side..i will rest very soon

maybe you really did not dig. I mean, getting closer won't be a bad idea grin

, as in like (intimate) cheesy

. let's leave all this NL Holmes and sh!t behind and get real

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jun 19, 2017

SingleDad1:
maybe you really did not dig. I mean, getting closer won't be a bad idea , as in like (intimate) . let's leave all this NL Holmes and sh!t behind and get real

Hahaha! I know but i have no plans to be ur nxt thread

U know , ur such a heart-throb ...girls are craving for a crispy cassava

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahaha! I know but i have no plans to be ur nxt thread

U know , ur such a heart-throb ...girls are craving for a crispy cassava

Don't think about it, our story won't get to Nairaland, maybe LindaIkeji and BellaNaija would be better. cheesy

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Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Martin0(m): 4:00pm On Jun 19, 2017

Mehn am calling on (4) like paparazy

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by elkon(m): 4:07pm On Jun 19, 2017

tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up
Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they no longer have food stuffs and haven't fed for days

8. The Judgmental ones

The moment you approach these ones, they will look at you from head to toe before deciding whether to bash or welcome you. They are very judgemental that they judge guys by the quality of your shoe and trouser at first glance. Just hold your toilet key and start swinging it over your finger just to make it seem like it it's your car key and watch them drolling over you.

yeh really. .I no no ooooo

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nickymezor(f): 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2017

Martin0:
Mehn am calling on (4) like paparazy

Martin how far? Longest tym.

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Martin0(m): 4:43pm On Jun 19, 2017

Nickymezor:
Martin how far? Longest tym.

aaaaaaaa aaaaa see this woman oooo eee e don tae oo chai sometimes I do call u abi na flash self,I just dey ooo were u con dey na,nor dey visit us again abi

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jun 19, 2017

3 and 4

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by RoyalBlak007: 5:11pm On Jun 19, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Ehhhnn..

Lemme ask Royalblak007 ..since he know much sumtin abt me

*drives off*

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Oyindidi(f): 5:42pm On Jun 19, 2017

tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up
Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they no longer have food stuffs and haven't fed for days

8. The Judgmental ones

The moment you approach these ones, they will look at you from head to toe before deciding whether to bash or welcome you. They are very judgemental that they judge guys by the quality of your shoe and trouser at first glance. Just hold your toilet key and start swinging it over your finger just to make it seem like it it's your car key and watch them drolling over you.

it's not that bad tosin

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by tosyne2much(m): 5:46pm On Jun 19, 2017

Oyindidi:
it's not that bad tosin

But shey you know that's the way most ladies are? cheesy

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Oyindidi(f): 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2017

tosyne2much:
But shey you know that's the way most ladies are?

I know

but not as bad as you said. 10 wraps of fufu too much grin

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by tosyne2much(m): 5:50pm On Jun 19, 2017

Oyindidi:
I know but not as bad as you said. 10 wraps of fufu too much

So, how many wraps you fit eat? cheesy

Re: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by Oyindidi(f): 5:52pm On Jun 19, 2017

tosyne2much:
So, how many wraps you fit eat?

Fufu wrap here dey very small. 3 or 4 cool

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