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Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 10:16am On Feb 05, 2010
Ok
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 10:39am On Feb 05, 2010
Abu Zola:

@abbey t- you head is counting anti clock wise, go and take some rest. Olori Jati jati

I've noticed it in u dat u dnt av manner of approach! Oloriburuku ara e se won fi se e ni. . . . jst mind urself and mind d way u talk to me. wat's ur problem wat av i said 2 deserve dat ur useless comment up there? i can c dat u're nt well trained idiot. Omo ti won duro ko. tongue

toba:

[b]theres no thread dat dis beast called Abuzola would not insult pple.[/b]Instead of u to go prepare 4 jamb,u spend most of your frivolous times on d net.If u fail jamb dis yr again,u will go&learn tailoring straight.No more poly/uni for u

wat do u xpect 4rm an idiot lyk Abu? undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:23am On Feb 05, 2010
I have said it, she is daft and thinks like a penguin. Hahaha welcome to our midst mrs insanity
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 11:37am On Feb 05, 2010
toba:

theres no thread dat dis beast called Abuzola would not insult pple.Instead of u to go prepare 4 jamb,u spend most of your frivolous times on d net.If u fail jamb dis yr again,u will go&learn tailoring straight.No more poly/uni for u

lolol i'm just seeing this one ooo! so u mean say [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Abuttallab is a very unproductive individual? A silly Arrow? And that he delights. . . so wholeheartedly. . . in extremely idle talk? lmao e be like say this boy useless gan o grin grin grin I just dey ask question o![/font]
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 11:55am On Feb 05, 2010
Abu Zola:

I have said it, she is daft and thinks like a penguin. Hahaha welcome to our midst mrs insanity

nw i c dat u're insane, oops! sorry i dnt talk to mad fifu. . . lik u. . . . u're nt my caliber! tongue
Re: I Will Catapault God by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2010
take it easy with ur only lucky coin, u might not hit a jackpot this time ok?
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:48pm On Feb 05, 2010
Lysa, abeg comot for road.

@abbey- nice display of ur irressitable insanity.
More !
More!!
More !!!
Re: I Will Catapault God by lysaa(f): 1:52pm On Feb 05, 2010
comot for road make wetin happen?
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 1:57pm On Feb 05, 2010
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Feb 05, 2010
lysaa:

comot for road make wetin happen?

calm down babe! he's just letting u know that General D's convoy is around the corner smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2010
oh for the ants parade. i get now cos i wouldn't want a bite on my skin.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 2:22pm On Feb 05, 2010
Abu Zola:

Lysa, abeg comot for road.

@abbey- nice display of your irressitable insanity.
More !
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Oloriburuku ni e. i knw ur type. jobless idiot. attention seeker! u're a big fool/losser. . . ode. l8r u'll say u're 40. fool u. ur brain is empty, i wonder d type of lesson u'll teach ur shidren @home. Agabya alai logbon lori.

BIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. . . . .
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 2:29pm On Feb 05, 2010
lemme help you out . . .

Abbey -City to Abu Zola

Abu . . .you are a[size=60pt] BIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!![/size]

That's okay right? smiley abi u want more? sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2010
lol mykali, u're funny dnt mind d useless old fool jare. na mumu em bi.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:21pm On Feb 05, 2010
*laffing my ass out* Kelev- pls go and finish washing the last bra of ur wife before she get enrage seeing you with anoda woman.

@abbey- take it easy, calm down and don't kill yourself with hypertension. ABUZOLA is never serious except on rare cases, so calm down, i can imagine how you hit the keyboard out of anger transforming children to shildren, hehehe. Take am easy abeg
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2010
she spelt shidren and not shildren
abi dem no teash you engrish for skuul? angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by Chykason(m): 6:50pm On Feb 05, 2010
ABU is on fire. . .
Go go go, abu fire. . .
I love ur style. . .
Abu, now time 2 face d moder8rs. . .
NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!!!
:-P :-P :-P
:-P :-P :-P :-P

Re: I Will Catapault God by Chykason(m): 7:09pm On Feb 05, 2010
@Abbey_city, Kunbee, Lysaa.
Abu-zola means business. This may be una chance 2 get 2 da next level. *whispers 2 d ladies aside* i hear d guy has about 1000 cattles & cows.
Re: I Will Catapault God by okgerald(m): 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2010
abu, i love ur style, see as u dey commit smoke from ppl anus
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 7:33pm On Feb 05, 2010
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:36am On Feb 06, 2010
Mykali, he be like say na wan pako school u go, se thats the way to spell children ? I tire o
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 6:24am On Feb 06, 2010
And so
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 9:30am On Feb 06, 2010
U don dey provoke me small small. Abeg take time b4 man pikin vex
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2010
Vex abeg. . . . . nobody dey fear u.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:58pm On Feb 06, 2010
*controlling my temper*
Re: I Will Catapault God by dani1luv: 7:05pm On Feb 06, 2010
. , are you a dog who easily controls temper undecided undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 7:15pm On Feb 06, 2010
Oh my God. What an insult . *drawing up my trouser*
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 7:31pm On Feb 06, 2010
For what
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 3:51pm On Feb 07, 2010
For war
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 3:56pm On Feb 07, 2010
Abu Zola:

For war
Thats d best word moslem terrorist use very well 'War'.Pity for islam
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 4:00pm On Feb 07, 2010
i wan laugh. . . but i dey fear sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 4:33pm On Feb 07, 2010
D1KeleVra:

i wan laugh. . . but i dey fear sad
fear who? Abuzola? Never.U may be amaze that with all his threats on this thread,d slowpoke is yet to gain admission into any TERTIARY institution in the whole of Nigeria.Simple reason,hes been unable to pass JAMB since 2004. He dare not refute my claim,cos i know him very well,even to his abode in Iyana ipaja in Lagos

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