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Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:23am On Feb 08, 2010
*wearing my google* na who dey look ur skirt, infact what you are wearing is trouser and not skirt, are u surprise i knew it ? Don't be surprise coz my powerful google is for real,
Re: I Will Catapault God by chic2pimp(m): 1:23am On Feb 08, 2010
Abu Zola:

No way
Take Ya time ooooo angry angry angry angry angry
Why are you looking under kunbee's skirt nah? angry angry angry angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:25am On Feb 08, 2010
*brought out whip with 16 string*
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:26am On Feb 08, 2010
chic2pimp:

Take Ya time ooooo angry angry angry angry angry
Why are you looking under kunbee's skirt nah? angry angry angry angry angry

Thank you my dear ooo thats what he likes doing

Abu i am actually wearing a skirt so stop peeking
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:29am On Feb 08, 2010
Hahaha, what do you expect me to see under ur skirt if not rashes, Grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:31am On Feb 08, 2010
My hot legs
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:32am On Feb 08, 2010
Abu na alfa, i don't peep
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:33am On Feb 08, 2010
Shior
Re: I Will Catapault God by chic2pimp(m): 1:34am On Feb 08, 2010
Abu Zola:

Hahaha, what do you expect me to see under your skirt if not rashes, Grin

Will you sharrap dia angry angry

Kunbee:

My hot legs
Sexy legs to die for
Nah mind  am jare. Nah jealousy cause am.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:35am On Feb 08, 2010
Yes o. Abu na grand imam sultan. Wait first, if i look ur leg wetin go happen ?
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:37am On Feb 08, 2010
@chickarap- u dey chop shit ? Leg wey curve na him i go peep, tsew.
Re: I Will Catapault God by chic2pimp(m): 1:38am On Feb 08, 2010
Abumutallab you dey craze? undecided
Make you no yab that sexy gyal again ooo if you no wan see my red eye angry angry angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 1:41am On Feb 08, 2010
My husband dont mind that iyama boi kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: I Will Catapault God by chic2pimp(m): 1:47am On Feb 08, 2010
Okay I'll leave him . Only because of you oooo kiss kiss kiss

@ Abumutallab

Count your lucky stars angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 1:53am On Feb 08, 2010
Hehehehe.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 10:26am On Feb 08, 2010
quote from Idiot Abu.
@abbey- take it easy, calm down and don't kill yourself with hypertension. ABUZOLA is never serious except on rare cases, so calm down, i can imagine how you hit the keyboard out of anger transforming children to shildren, hehehe. Take am easy abeg

i jst realized it nw dat am wasting my time replying your useless self. lol mumu so u've nt heard dat b4 hun? ode.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 10:53am On Feb 08, 2010
Lol. You be real Oshofi. Hahaha
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 11:06am On Feb 08, 2010
Alailogbon lori, ur brain is empty. . . lol fool @40 Egbon Agbaya! lunatic patient. . . . .
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 4:06pm On Feb 08, 2010
Me, old enough to be ur father, chai, this girl u lack manner
Re: I Will Catapault God by Ben13: 4:20pm On Feb 08, 2010
Pls stay to Topic and use the chat thread for offtopic posts.
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Feb 08, 2010
why?
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 4:31pm On Feb 08, 2010
Abu Zola:

Me, old enough to be your father, chai, this girl u lack manner

dnt tell me it's painful to u o, u can't b old to b my father coz u lack manner oops!!! sorry u av nothing up stairs, u dnt av d qualities of been my father,

1) manner u no get
2) U're Insane
3) U're poor
4) U're sooooooooooooooooo dump cheesy lol mumu like u want to b my father! Error! u're nt welcome cool

Ben-10:

Pls stay to Topic and use the chat thread for offtopic posts.

lol this is yeye thread plus yeye poster, d thread shld b lock self. angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 4:46pm On Feb 08, 2010
Abbey am serious, don't i deserve some respect? My oldest daughter is 26, she will beat u down to tears
Re: I Will Catapault God by Chykason(m): 5:07pm On Feb 08, 2010
*aside 2 Abbey*
dis guy Abu loffs u dearly. He said 2 me in priv8 dat he loff u pass his mama & Maryam. . .
I think ABu & ABbey 2010 will make sense wella
*Abbey 2 Chyka*
oh. . .i tot Abu h8s me. . .oh. . .i loff him 2

;-)
Re: I Will Catapault God by Chykason(m): 5:24pm On Feb 08, 2010
@ABU,
U said u r 40 & ur 1st dotta is 26. That must mean u are 14 wen she was born. Minus 9 months, u r 13 yrs old wen u "ate" maryam's apple and she got SWELLED UP 4 u.
Abu, something is wrong here. . .Fix it
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 5:53pm On Feb 08, 2010
Abu Zola:

Abbey am serious, don't i deserve some respect? My oldest daughter is 26, she will beat u down to tears

hahahahahah i laff in french, tot u said u're 40yrs?  undecided

Chykason:

@ABU,
U said u r 40 & your 1st dotta is 26. That must mean u are 14 wen she was born. Minus 9 months, u r 13 yrs old wen u "ate" maryam's apple and she got SWELLED UP 4 u.
Abu, something is wrong here. . .Fix it 

thnk u o jare

Mr. Abu are u tired of d Abusive language lol. . . dis your last post sound smhw respectful lol  grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2010
Am forty something, abbey don't i deserve respect and not reskirt, respect my grey hair pls. My daughter must not see this.
Re: I Will Catapault God by manmustwac(m): 7:13pm On Feb 08, 2010
trust abuzoozoo to come out with religious jokes grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by studio43(m): 7:53pm On Feb 08, 2010
This is blasphemy , this thread should be locked!
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 7:57pm On Feb 08, 2010
sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by mykali(m): 8:47pm On Feb 08, 2010
sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 08, 2010
Abu Zola:

Am forty something,  abbey don't i deserve respect and not reskirt,  respect my grey hair pls.  My daughter must not see this.
hehe hmmmmm

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