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Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:57am On Feb 02, 2010
Ok sorry
Re: I Will Catapault God by jumaingirl(f): 9:48am On Feb 02, 2010
Baka jin magana
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 10:40am On Feb 02, 2010
Apology accepted Abu wink
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 10:59am On Feb 02, 2010
Kunbee:

Abu Zola you can go and be an alabaru in alade market i care less . Dont just vex shoot your bla bla cool

*gigglez in one corner like that*
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 11:44am On Feb 02, 2010
Thanks kunbee.

@kelev- i will pluck ur eye if you do that again.
Re: I Will Catapault God by mamagee3(f): 1:59am On Feb 03, 2010
Abu Zola, Goodluck in your attempt to catapult your creator.
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 2:00am On Feb 03, 2010
You welcome and leave D1 alone he is just joking smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 1:05pm On Feb 03, 2010
tell him jo! grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 6:37pm On Feb 03, 2010
So u sabi joke ? That means eyes dey talk be dat
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 8:22pm On Feb 03, 2010
undecided do u care to elaborate?
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 10:31pm On Feb 03, 2010
If my eyes can talk then you know hw to crack joke.
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 10:43pm On Feb 03, 2010
sh!@t mheen! u've got me confused undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 12:45am On Feb 04, 2010
Good ! Thats my plan
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 12:46am On Feb 04, 2010
He is saying that if his eyes can talk like the mouth approximately you can crack a joke aka u dont have a sense of humor sad or you dont have jokes up ur sleeve undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by Pharoh: 8:21am On Feb 04, 2010
Kunbee:

He is saying that if his eyes can talk like the mouth approximately you can crack a joke aka u dont have a sense of humor sad or you dont have jokes up your sleeve undecided

Sweetheart you are wasting your time schooling that boy with his number one dickhead. cool
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 10:03am On Feb 04, 2010
@Joke
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 10:11am On Feb 04, 2010
@Abu, u're nt serious, u shld av write it this way>>>>>> I will Catapult Allah. . . hissed. angry angry angry
Re: I Will Catapault God by alimat2(f): 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2010
Is dis joke section or religion section?

Its better u all drop any feeling of religion here cos its meant for joke
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 2:46pm On Feb 04, 2010
that wasn't your plan. . . like a great man used to say. . . it is easy for a man below to pull u down. . . after this our brief. . . very brief. . . encounter. . . i fell stupider sad i swear sad
Re: I Will Catapault God by alimat2(f): 2:54pm On Feb 04, 2010
^^^^^^^^
Abeg i no understand ingleech nah wetin u mean?
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 4:33pm On Feb 04, 2010
D1 its ok darling smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by Abbeycity4(f): 4:52pm On Feb 04, 2010
Alimat u need a translator machine? undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 5:03pm On Feb 04, 2010
thnx kunbee smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 5:08pm On Feb 04, 2010
You welcome smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 9:24pm On Feb 04, 2010
What is going on between kelev and kunbee ?

@kelev- your own no better o, na woman dey help u every time, u no get mouth, u are not the man of d house at all.
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 9:25pm On Feb 04, 2010
@abbey t- you head is counting anti clock wise, go and take some rest. Olori Jati jati
Re: I Will Catapault God by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 04, 2010
Abu Zola:

@abbey t- you head is counting anti clock wise, go and take some rest. Olori Jati jati
theres no thread dat dis beast called Abuzola would not insult pple.Instead of u to go prepare 4 jamb,u spend most of ur frivolous times on d net.If u fail jamb dis yr again,u will go&learn tailoring straight.No more poly/uni for u
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Feb 04, 2010
Abu what is your business if D1 and i have triplets Na ur toto we use born am abi na ur money we dey use send them to school undecided
Re: I Will Catapault God by D1KeleVra(m): 12:16am On Feb 05, 2010
cheesy tell him jo! the short man is too stubborn grin
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 12:38am On Feb 05, 2010
Chei *fainted*

20 minutes later *gained consciousness*.

@kunbee- u neva tell me say you marry to that kelev, sowi no vex.

@kelev- your life don mara girin chukwu, definitely by now you are the dry cleaner of kunbee's bra and pant plus singnet, kai, what a pity
Re: I Will Catapault God by Kunbee: 12:43am On Feb 05, 2010
And we are happily married smiley
Re: I Will Catapault God by AbuZola3(m): 10:09am On Feb 05, 2010
The guy na maga, just make sure he washes the plate if he doesn't do his work well

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