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Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by ezteem(m): 5:51am On Jun 20, 2017 |
My pastor and his assistant went to the mountain 3weeks ago to pray and fast for the country.... they were supposed to comeback after a week. In a week, only the assistant returned to our village carrying our pastor's bible and his clothes. The clothes were very kempt and he is putting on pastors shoes.But pastor was no where in sight. When asked where big daddy is, he smile and waved to God responded with a shocking story. He said while they prayed on fifth day, A bright light suddenly came up and angels came out of it and took big daddy to heaven. He also said the pastor asked him to take over from where he stopped so that automatically makes him the new pastor. I got suspicious and told my mother that I don't buy the story, and she hit me and asked my not to question the word of God. Even the DPO, church members and igwe of our community agree with the assistant's story and everyone is going on with life as if it's nothing. Please tell me , am I being too skeptical, or did something fishy happen to our pastor? The above story is just like the story for the Bible between Elisha and Elijah. Please what do you think actually happened? Is the Bible filled with so many lies? Why does the Bible contradict itself. |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by OtemAtum: 6:17am On Jun 20, 2017 |
Are you still a Christian? If you are, then I think you are trying to wake up. It's the period of waking up. The story about Elijah and Elisha in the bible is only an adulterated story of Elijah and Eliash in the periods of the Neanderthals. Most bible stories are actually adulterated version of things which happened millions of years back. Here is the exact happening according to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH DOCTUFOS: Tabioth 35:1-26 |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by pressplay411(m): 6:37am On Jun 20, 2017 |
Please youre a christian you're not allowed to be skeptical do you want to go to hell, your brain is supposed to be squeaky clean from lack of usage. |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by hopefulLandlord: 7:24am On Jun 20, 2017 |
Men, the plot twist at the end really got me |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by CoolUsername: 4:17pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
Why did your mother hit you for not believing a story? Religious indoctrination is abuse. |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by Ermacc: 4:45pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
That assistant needs to be arrested. |
Re: Am I Being Too Skeptical ? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 20, 2017 |
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