Nairaland (SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA) cordially invites you to her 2-day seminar tagged "Booking of space with emerging technologies"
I wish to welcome new and existing members of Nairaland, I'm your host Micheal.

A brief history of SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA, the association started in 2005 but grew to prominence in the late '07, during this period our members grew from a few hundred to about 1000. Presently as of 2017 we are pleased to announce that we have now gathered about 5,000 registered members.

This year we are hosting our seminar tagged "Booking of space with emerging technologies" our guest speaker and patron Sarrki from the politics section have highlighted 5 ways to book space.
Please wait as we welcome our guest speaker for tonight.

I'm Sarrki from the politics section and I'm here to give you "5 ways to book space"

1. First and foremost get a very good internet connection preferably WiFi or an Etisalat SIM
2. When a topic is created, reply with 'a', 'g' etc. Then go back and skim through the article and give your reply.
3. Be "very" controversial in your replies, I wouldn't have been the guest speaker for today's seminar if I wasn't controversial.
4. Jump on any thread carrying the word snake and your reply is sure to make front page.
5. Lastly trust your instincts when replying to a post, so as to make FTC ( Lala pays for those who make FTC).

Thank you for your time.


*Ladies and gentlemen you've all heard it from our very own Sarrki.

Item 7 is been distributed, pls get your own.

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Nawa ooo when God was sharing sense I wondering where this ones were SMH

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The OP must be a yaba left patient.

CHarly, I think he is talking about space bookers association of Nigeria.

diablos:
Which drugs are u taking cuz my own page says 1,828,609 members.... whenever u inhale that expired chemical, try and sleep for atleast 5hrs before u attempt to wakeup and do anything useful with ur brain.

You're just dum§. Not all Nairalanders are space bookers & the Op is only referring to those who are.

mikeycharles:
Nairaland (SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA) cordially invites you to her 2-day seminar tagged "Booking of space with emerging technologies"
I wish to welcome new and existing members of Nairaland, I'm your host Micheal.

A brief history of Nairaland, the association started in 2005 but grew to prominence in the late '07, during this period our members grew from a few hundred to about 1000. Presently as of 2017 we are pleased to announce that we have now gathered about 5,000 registered members.

This year we are hosting our seminar tagged "Booking of space with emerging technologies" our guest speaker and patron Sarrki from the politics section have highlighted 5 ways to book space.
Please wait as welcome our guest speaker for tonight.

Hahahahahaha.

Nairaland have killed me.

What wouldn't one see here?

timilehing:
You're just dum§. Not all Nairalanders are space bookers & the Op is only referring to those who are.

Their wasn't any need for the insults now.

Semper fidelis - always faithful.

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timilehing:
You're just dum§. Not all Nairalanders are space bookers & the Op is only referring to those who are.

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Your mum is dumber... she's probably the secretary of space bookers association, no wonder u rushed like a guinea pig to whine all over the place.

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sarrki:

Finally, our guest speaker has arrived, I've just been informed he won't be able to give his speech due to an ongoing argument in the politics section, but he was kind enough to hand me a copy of his speech tittled " 5 Ways to Book Space"

sexybbstar:
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member spotted

success1smyn:
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another one

This cracked me up...lol. Following.

emmayayodeji:
booked

S B A N for life

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mikeycharles:
another one

I mean following

mikeycharles:
another one

I mean following

success1smyn:
I mean following I mean following

I just hailed a fellow member

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lol ... comedians full dis place. never a dull moment.

OP it appears this group, S-B-A-N is sort of defunct. The reigning one is the NCAN.

Observing proceedings ...

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Make I book space

Brb

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Me Book it space

booked!

Where is NwaAmaikpe ?

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mikeycharles:
member spotted

Na me be the matron of the group.