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Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jun 26, 2017
We've heard a lot of religious restrictions to how couples should initiate sex in their marriage; from devilish sex positions to the perversity of giving blowjobs and heads, and this has portrayed christian sexual life as a log of dry joke lacking variety and fun.

I want to debunk those doctrines even with the Bible
.
Fingering is biblical: Songs of Solomon 5:4:

“My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him..”
This is talking about how powerful a man's hand can give his wife pleasure.
“....and my bowels were moved for him..”
That's orgasm. She climaxed because he put his hand by the hole of the door
.
Giving head(Cunnilingus): 4:16

“Blow on my garden, that it's fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste it's choice fruits.”
“My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts..” (1:13)
“I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment..”
(8:10)

There are lots of scriptures that validates the beauty of sex, and the variety it carries. All these preaching of only missionary position being holy and giving heads and Cunnilingus are devilish is a product of religious ignorance.

God wants good sex for us. Good pre-intimacy is his will.Orgasm is his heart desire. Dear married couples, do anything that wouldn't need a third party, it is holy and acceptable.

#solomonbuchibartholomew

Thank you.
If you want to argue, abegi I no fit.

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:13pm On Jun 26, 2017
May God cleanse you!!! angry

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
May God cleanse you!!! angry
smiley
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by dacblogger: 10:14pm On Jun 26, 2017
Interesting... cheesy
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jun 26, 2017
Sex is an adventure.

there are things a lot of folks are missing in the adventure of sex..
lord knows all the ladies i slept with kept coming back..
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by JennyJuggs: 10:15pm On Jun 26, 2017
Sick! Couples can do it however they choose to. You just twisted those scriptures in a way that they would fit the crap you have in mind.

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Martin0(m): 10:15pm On Jun 26, 2017
Weldon ma ooo,I hope u try this with bubu
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Victornezzar: 10:16pm On Jun 26, 2017
Well I agree with u tho
But I think sex is only 4 couples
But u gat me cracked up wen u said God wants good sex 4 us....u dey kolo oo grin
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jun 26, 2017
Victornezzar:
Well I agree with u tho
But I think sex is only 4 couples
But u gat me cracked up wen u said God wants good sex 4 us....u dey kolo oo grin

Lol smiley wink

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Emodeee: 10:18pm On Jun 26, 2017
why are you fond of creating thread in favour of men? are you desperate for marriage?

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by ikp120(m): 10:19pm On Jun 26, 2017
As I dey read that fingering and giving head parts, I be like "Jeeeesssuuussss!" LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Lalasticlala oo, Mynd44 ooo, Dominique oo, Seun ooo, abeg move this to front page. LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin LWKMD grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by ikp120(m): 10:20pm On Jun 26, 2017
Emodeee:
why are you fond of creating thread in favour of men? are you desperate for marriage?
But she's not single na. Shuo. E be like say e dey pain you. Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin LMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Victornezzar: 10:21pm On Jun 26, 2017
Emodeee:
why are you fond creating thread in favour of men? are you desperate for marriage?
lol Bro naso e-war dey happen oo
Let dem not comman derail dis thread
read d message nd leave d messenger
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 26, 2017
Emodeee:
why are you fond of creating thread in favour of men? are you desperate for marriage?

It's obvious I'm not.. Check my recent thread.
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by auntysimbiat(f): 10:28pm On Jun 26, 2017
Its
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by AngelicDamsel(f): 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2017
Why do I get a feeling that my former signature inspired sexybbstar to create this thread?


Let's be honest


Where did you first see a Mouth Action or fingering? Porn



Cuninlingus is biblical, Fingering is scriptural, sucking d+ck and p+nny is God's will for couples. Issorite......

As a matter of fact remove porn and all these wild sexual fantasies would diminish from our society with time......
I don't wanna sound like a saint though



Who am I to condemn? After all, I have done it b4 but its not biblical




"it is your right to be wrong "
Your choice is your right!!!
A word for the wise!!!



,

But op, I beg you........... Do not insinuate what the Bible does not say
. #PeaceOut. #RespectTheBIBLE

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Rukkydelta(f): 10:57pm On Jun 26, 2017
May God help this generation
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by VargasVee(m): 11:02pm On Jun 26, 2017
I'm not much of a religious person but you're twisting the gospel in a bad way.

Blasphemy shocked

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by NevetsIbot(m): 11:57pm On Jun 26, 2017
sexybbstar... must you twist the bible?

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jun 27, 2017
bbstar wen u become a pastor i must attend ur church smiley

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Splinz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 27, 2017
While I have no problem with your sexual fantasies (your business!), terribly twisting these biblical truths or sheer butchering them turns me off completely! SMH

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Flexherbal(m): 1:53pm On Jun 28, 2017
Sexybbstar:

Tu es Francais ?
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by drnoel: 2:11pm On Jun 28, 2017
sexybbstar:
We've heard a lot of religious restrictions to how couples should initiate sex in their marriage; from devilish sex positions to the perversity of giving blowjobs and heads, and this has portrayed christian sexual life as a log of dry joke lacking variety and fun.

I want to debunk those doctrines even with the Bible
.
Fingering is biblical: Songs of Solomon 5:4:

“My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him..”
This is talking about how powerful a man's hand can give his wife pleasure.
“....and my bowels were moved for him..”
That's orgasm. She climaxed because he put his hand by the hole of the door
.
Giving head(Cunnilingus): 4:16

“Blow on my garden, that it's fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste it's choice fruits.”
“My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts..” (1:13)
“I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment..”
(8:10)

There are lots of scriptures that validates the beauty of sex, and the variety it carries. All these preaching of only missionary position being holy and giving heads and Cunnilingus are devilish is a product of religious ignorance.

God wants good sex for us. Good pre-intimacy is his will.Orgasm is his heart desire. Dear married couples, do anything that wouldn't need a third party, it is holy and acceptable.

#solomonbuchi

Thank you.
If you want to argue, abegi I no fit.

Songs of Solomon is just blue film written by Solomon the greatest womanizer
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jun 28, 2017
undecided Why would the op twist the bible
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jun 28, 2017
Flexherbal:
Sexybbstar:
Tu es Francais ?
Oui Monsieur, Je suis une etudiante de La langue francaise

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Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 28, 2017
sexybbstar:


Oui Monsieur, Je suis une etudiante de La langue francaise

So you sabi speak frensh like this. I want learn oooo cos I need am asap.
So how e go be?
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jun 28, 2017
TheLordIsGr8:

So you sabi speak frensh like this. I want learn oooo cos I need am asap. So how e go be?
Where do you live?
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jun 28, 2017
sexybbstar:

Where do you live?

Benin city jare.....but I no sure say dat one go be problem na. we go dey do am small small.
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2017
TheLordIsGr8:


Benin city jare.....but I no sure say dat one go be problem na. we go dey do am small small.

Then how do you want to learn it?online? (whatsapp, which would involve exchange of voice notes so you can get the correct pronunciation)... How do u intend to do it?
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Dicedpineapple(f): 4:40pm On Jun 28, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
Why do I get a feeling that my former signature inspired sexybbstar to create this thread?


Let's be honest


Where did you first see a Mouth Action or fingering? Porn



Cuninlingus is biblical, Fingering is scriptural, sucking d+ck and p+nny is God's will for couples. Issorite......

As a matter of fact remove porn and all these wild sexual fantasies would diminish from our society with time......
I don't wanna sound like a saint though



Who am I to condemn? After all, I have done it b4 but its not biblical




"it is your right to be wrong "
Your choice is your right!!!
A word for the wise!!!



,

But op, I beg you........... Do not insinuate what the Bible does not say
. #PeaceOut. #RespectTheBIBLE
What else is left?nufin..
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by Martin0(m): 4:48pm On Jun 28, 2017
AngelicDamsel:
Why do I get a feeling that my former signature inspired sexybbstar to create this thread?


Let's be honest


Where did you first see a Mouth Action or fingering? Porn



Cuninlingus is biblical, Fingering is scriptural, sucking d+ck and p+nny is God's will for couples. Issorite......

As a matter of fact remove porn and all these wild sexual fantasies would diminish from our society with time......
I don't wanna sound like a saint though



Who am I to condemn? After all, I have done it b4 but its not biblical




"it is your right to be wrong "
Your choice is your right!!!
A word for the wise!!!



,

But op, I beg you........... Do not insinuate what the Bible does not say
. #PeaceOut. #RespectTheBIBLE
wait madam twin,na u dey that pics,if not u abeg ask the lady on behalf of me,how dem take get twin..?
Re: Boring Sex for married couples Is Not Godly... by jashar(f): 4:52pm On Jun 28, 2017
hian!!!!

The first verse you quoted means she was aroused when she heard him at the door. Not a bad thing to be aroused by your husband's voice.
WHO told you the door was her va.gina? undecided

The 2nd verse was Literally a garden; [i]a beautiful garden with flowers
for my sake... undecided undecided undecided

ahn ahn...

Na wa for you ooo... I'm not denying the beauty of s.ex within the marriage context but this your interpretation ehn....[/i]

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