My girlfriend has gone mad again, she tried to poison my food.

Due to work and other major things, I have being busy for sometime now, therefore i had little time for her. Although she's so understanding, which i appreciate that.

Suddenly she kept on persisting that we should meet, she would like to come and visit me. In order not to make her feel sad, I had to respect her demands and fixed a date.

Finally, she came to my house and started accusing me of cheating, which i am not. I tried to calm her down, but she totally went off key. I tried forcing her to leave my house but she insisted. Just within a seconds she was creating a scene in my house. I had to allow her in stay, because she started crying. I guess i couldn't watch to see her cry.


Hours later, She was in the kitchen cooking, but my instinct kept on disturbing me to slowly walk in and check what's she's doing, probably to cuddle her, and praise her for taking care of me. Lo and Behold, I caught her washing her private part with water, and then pour it inside the Egusi soup she was cooking.

When it was time to eat, I refused to eat her food. She's even shouting on me for refusing to eat the food she took hours and energy to prepare for me. The next morning i asked her to leave my house, because i was supposed to travel that day.(I lied)

I refused picking her calls and replying her text messages. Her friends told her that, I am still around, she desperately visited me and was begging me to know what she did wrong.


What i really don't understand , is why she would prepare food for me with such water.

Please i need advice ?

Here is one specially made for U....

U ARE MAD!!!!

Op na which movie be dat??

Bros, your first sentence was "My girlfriend has gone mad again", so you mean to tell she's gone mad before? ?

On a serious note nobody needs to tell you before you run for your life, her own no be spiritual winch Na physical.

You think say we wear pampers for here?

daben1:
You think say we wear pampers for here?

Linus!.

I believe you. I tried telling NLers women are putting menstruation blood into their men's food. Why not toto water?

Lol SingleDad Maybe She Saw Yhur NL Signature Ahn Got Jealous
Btw Call The Police ASAP This One Can Kill

linus

Edopesin:
Lol SingleDad Maybe She Saw Yhur NL Signature Ahn Got Jealous

Btw Call The Police ASAP This One Can Kill

She's not Nlder

FortuneTeller:
I believe you. I tried telling NLers women are putting menstruation blood into their men's food. Why not toto water?

Why did she wanna do that?

Benita27:
Linus!.

jworos:
Bros, your first sentence was "My girlfriend has gone mad again", so you mean to tell she's gone mad before? ?

On a serious note nobody needs to tell you before you run for your life, her own no be spiritual winch Na physical.

I just want to know why?. What's the implications. Why did she do that?

SingleDad:


Why did she wanna do that?

Plenty of women do this. I only know of 2 personally. They claim it makes the man stay with them and not seek out other women. This why I tell my husband not to eat other women's food.

Maybe Thats Her Way Of Thiefing Destiny

SingleDad:


I just want to know why?. What's the implications. Why did she do that?

Bros left for me, I no wan know her reason oh.

FortuneTeller:


Plenty of women do this. I only know of 2 personally. They claim it makes the man stay with them and not seek out other women. This why I tell my husband not to eat other women's food.

I was terrified seeing her. I can't get my mind off that moment.

Using such water to cook for a man, is a crime. I can't stand her anymore.

Bro U Knw Say U Sef Deh Mad Too!

SingleDad:


I was terrified seeing her. I can't get my mind off that moment.

Using such water to cook for a man, is a crime. I can't stand her anymore.

You should quit the relationship. Personally I think a person like this could potentially poison you slowly if you don't do what they want.

guy how can you come here n b asking question,run for ur dear life, cos dat kind of woman is very heartless n can kill.shikena

Bros take am easy na. You can lie for Africa! Hehehehehe

SingleDad:

Some lies shouldn't be told. It's glaring nothing of that nature happened, and FortuneTeller is busy saying what other women do.

You walked into your gf washing her private part in your kitchen, next she turned it into the egusi soup she was cooking. And you silently walked back, waited for the meal to be served then you refused to eat.

Like you think you're dealing with children.

op to slap u dey hungry me
ewu calabar
na omo mo dey here abi

So lying has become another cradle for self-entertaining your ever growing need for popularity

This folly for attention seeking is stale. Your ill-entertaining claptrap holds no water.

Benita27:
Some lies shouldn't be told. It's glaring nothing of that nature happened, and FortuneTeller is busy saying what other women do.

You walked into your gf washing her private part in your kitchen, next she turned it into the egusi soup she was cooking. And you silently walked back, waited for the meal to be served then you refused to eat.

Like you think you're dealing with children.

Now i know you're a kid for sure.

I am a man, dia are some situations you don't rush into.

Excuse me.

Kids, please stay off my thread. You got no reasonable talk, jump to the next thread. God damn it.

FortuneTeller:


You should quit the relationship. Personally I think a person like this could potentially poison you slowly if you don't do what they want.

You're right. I am yet to tell her why i changed towards her, because i want to understand the risk of what I caught her doing, before confronting her with the issue plus the truth.

So you caught her doing what the village people told her to do, then come here asking for advice?
You are not serious. Some men never learn

MissRaine69:
So you caught her doing what the village people told her to do, then come here asking for advice?
You are not serious. Some men never learn

I don't wish to confront her with no idea of what she was doing. I really want to confront her with the truth, and possibly hear what she got to say.

SingleDad:
My girlfriend has gone mad again, she tried to poison my food.

Due to work and other major things, I have being busy for sometime now, therefore i had little time for her. Although she's so understanding, which i appreciate that.

Suddenly she kept on persisting that we should meet, she would like to come and visit me. In order not to make her feel sad, I had to respect her demands and fixed a date.

Finally, she came to my house and started accusing me of cheating, which i am not. I tried to calm her down, but she totally went off key. I tried forcing her to leave my house but she insisted. Just within a seconds she was creating a scene in my house. I had to allow her in stay, because she started crying. I guess i couldn't watch to see her cry.


Hours later, She was in the kitchen cooking, but my instinct kept on disturbing me to slowly walk in and check what's she's doing, probably to cuddle her, and praise her for taking care of me. Lo and Behold, I caught her washing her private part with water, and then pour it inside the Egusi soup she was cooking.

When it was time to eat, I refused to eat her food. She's even shouting on me for refusing to eat the food she took hours and energy to prepare for me. The next morning i asked her to leave my house, because i was supposed to travel that day.(I lied)

I refused picking her calls and replying her text messages. Her friends told her that, I am still around, she desperately visited me and was begging me to know what she did wrong.


What i really don't understand , is why she would prepare food for me with such water.

Please i need advice ?

Poison u or jazz u? See eh as a criminologist at heart, I find most of your post not feasible and ridden with loopholes. What kinda dumb fool with b washing privates without locking d door at least? My dear take it easy biko... You have quite d dramatic imagination