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'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by IamHeWrites: 3:07pm On Aug 12, 2018
According to the man, N200 pregnancy test kit saved him from extortion from his girlfriend.

Continue to read his story below;
"If any girl wants to fake any useless pregnancy for you, read this thread and see how I outsmarted one of them

Thread.

So Aunty came to me and said she missed her period and after doing a test, she found out that she was pregnant. I began to sweat inside a/c but I was cautious with my first reaction coz I know these things matter to ladies a lot.

I was like 'Are you sure' she replied in the affirmative. Guy, I was scared as hell but I told her it's cool and I'll live to have a pretty baby like her... But in my mind, hmmn lol. She was like no she can't keep this baby, she wanted to abort

As I'm against abortion, I told her we would face the consequences together that we should keep it... Aunty kept asking for abortion money... I became suspicious. Then I told her I would give her the money the next day.

Outside her knowledge, I went to the pharmacy, bought 4 ptest sticks... 50naira for one... I hid it well.. We slept and around 4 a.m she woke to gan pee.. Me that I didn't sleep... I called her back to come pee in a bowl beside the bed

After several back and forth, she agreed to pee inside the bowl.. After which I dipped the four sticks into the urine bowl... Not one of them brought 2 lines (which is an indication for pregnancy tho).... The way I looked at her ehn

She argued again that it could fluctuate or something... I agreed... Next day bought 4 more ptest sticks... Shebi na just 200naira...we used it and same results... She blamed it on the "clinic she did the test at".... I said OK but inside I laughed like mad.

Please gentlemen, most times these ladies are just trying to extort you.

I know many ladies will hate me for this thread but guess what.... "I'm sad"

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9400/nigerian-man-narrates-how-his-girlfriend-tried-extorting-him-using-a-fake-pregnancy.html

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nwodosis(m): 3:09pm On Aug 12, 2018
I also advise that you get HIV test kit for yourself and check your status! You are proud of swimming and having unprotected casual sex in all these HIV prone swimming pools.
When you test positive to HIV, then you will know that it is better to have 200 girls impregnated.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by pocohantas(f): 3:22pm On Aug 12, 2018
Nwodosis:
I also advise that you get HIV test kit for yourself and check your status! You are proud of swimming and having unprotected casual sex in all these HIV swimming pools.
When you test positive, then you will know that it is better to have 200 girls impregnated.

My dear, people dey fear pregnancy pass HIV o.
I dey always wonder why cheesy cheesy

Anyway, this is an old trick.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nwodosis(m): 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2018
pocohantas:


My dear, people dey fear pregnancy pass HIV o.
I dey always wonder why cheesy cheesy
Is not people, is you!

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by pocohantas(f): 3:29pm On Aug 12, 2018
Nwodosis:

It's not people, it's you!


I always read/hear people talk of how they outsmarted pregnancy after having unsafe sex. Makes me wonder if that's the only worry.

So, it is not me. I only reacted to your post, Sir.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by shegxi(m): 3:31pm On Aug 12, 2018
I still can't wrap myself around all this nonsense yarns......
if you are going to have sex, by all means use condom, saves a lot of stress. it is not too much to do.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by shegxi(m): 3:33pm On Aug 12, 2018
pocohantas:



I always read/hear people talk of how they outsmarted pregnancy after having unsafe sex. Makes me wonder if that's the only worry.

So, it is not me. I only reacted to your post, Sir.
lol....people will tell you it is sweet that way and to be fair to them, it is..........but na wetin dey sweet dey kill pass o.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by dominique(f): 3:41pm On Aug 12, 2018
pocohantas:


My dear, people dey fear pregnancy pass HIV o.
I dey always wonder why cheesy cheesy

Anyway, this is an old trick.

They know about postinor and all the morning after pills out there. Ask them about pre/post exposure prophylaxis, na look they go dey look you. This generation is something else

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by carzola(m): 3:46pm On Aug 12, 2018
Tell her to come
And collect new format

Pregnancy format no
Der pay

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by veekid(m): 8:51pm On Aug 12, 2018
If you been wondering why some people remain in Abusive, Cheatful Relationships. Just remember that Arsenal still has supporters.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nobody: 8:51pm On Aug 12, 2018
angry
Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Fierce11: 8:52pm On Aug 12, 2018
The guy is obviously void of wisdom.. What type of boyfriend lacks the courage to request for pregnancy test result or confirmation biko? So he could not even aSk her for an immediate urine sample there and then.. All the wisdomless soul could do was stay awake till 4am and wait for her to wake for her urinating session.. LMAO.. I don die finish..
If he were smart, when she started pushing for the abortion, he would have jejely bought misoprostol or mefeprostone na make we see if she go truly swallow am..,
Thats how my gold-digging guy's gf requested for 5k claiming she was pregnant and she doesnt want to keep the baby.. My sharp guy just dish out 5hun gv am say make she go buy the shii na.. Up till today we never abt her and her rubbish belle thing na.. Besides.. Even if the baby pops, how much is pregnancare plus and folic acid? Biko all this hoes should go get a job na.. Biko nu..
Even the pt strip stuff no too accurate sef.. we shall demand for confirmation and real proof.. not all this trash88

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Biglittlelois(f): 8:52pm On Aug 12, 2018
wow
Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by megareal: 8:52pm On Aug 12, 2018
He claims to be smart.

But the real smarts is knowing HIV and STIs are real.

How much is condom sef?

About the same price as the test kit. undecided

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by ipobarecriminals: 8:53pm On Aug 12, 2018
undecided lipsrsealed embarassed typing. ....... why won't she scam u when u too is a player.Supposed she truly get preg nkoh?U even kip potty beside ur bed?Ajegunle pipu nor go kee person with laff

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nobody: 8:53pm On Aug 12, 2018
Just kick her belly hard enough. grin grin

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nobody: 8:54pm On Aug 12, 2018
2 more APC Senators. Bauchi and Katsina.

Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by siegfried99(m): 8:54pm On Aug 12, 2018
Choi grin

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Exponental(m): 8:55pm On Aug 12, 2018
Why should you have an unprotected sex and also pour into her when you are not ready for pregnancy? It's a game of two fools.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by StarUp: 8:55pm On Aug 12, 2018
Looks like dude also needs HIV testing kits...

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by MrEazi223: 8:56pm On Aug 12, 2018
If you say Amaka na disappointment then you never meet Arsenal fc

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by IMASTEX: 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2018
Hmm
Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2018
lol
Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2018
veekid:
If you been wondering why some people remain in Abusive, Cheatful Relationships. Just remember that Arsenal still has supporters.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by b0rn2fuck(m): 8:58pm On Aug 12, 2018
a lady has once told me she got pregnant after I Bleep using withdrawal of dickmethod, I told her to keep the pregnancy that I even need a child due to her persistence demanding of what should we do about it. I told her I wouldn't do anything dime about it and won't even bother until the pregnancy become bigger and not even paying anything until I confirm the baby is mine because I did not cum inside. after her persistence on what should we do about it and I said Nada, she told me the 3rd day that she was just joking and testing me . I raise curse and curse after curse on top of her

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by Sektor101(m): 8:59pm On Aug 12, 2018
Lolz.....some women
Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by franchasng: 8:59pm On Aug 12, 2018
shocked

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by jmaxjohn(m): 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2018
Lemme educate you small.

Test strips may be wrong, false positive, if the pregnancy is very early. It may go undetected by a test strip till she's a month in.

Best bet is to do a blood test to confirm the hcg levels in her body.

Or buy one of those expensive test kits, which I'm sure you don't care enough for her to spend such money on.

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Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by eyinjuege: 9:01pm On Aug 12, 2018
Please, it's just common sense and being responsible to use a condom na

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