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30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by ExAngel007(f): 5:21pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
When you ’re seeing your woman naked for the first time , the tendency is for curiosity to take the better part of you . However, be informed that there are things you do not say to a naked woman, Here are a few of them… • I just remembered that I am married . • Who needs 72 virgins in the afterlife when I’ve got a hot potato like you ? • Wow . You have a good bra, really holds them up . • So how rough do you want it , baby? • Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants ! Seriously, new bottle, never opened. • No, I’m laughing at a thing I just remembered . No, I can’ t tell you . • You ever get a backache carrying those things around? • Can you turn around ? I’m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank. • Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark? • Why were you playing so hard to get ? • You have curves and cul - de- sacs . • I’ m fat too , don’ t worry. • Do you smell something funny ? • You remind me of my mother. • Do you want to take a quick shower? • I think it ’ s sexiest when you ’re not quite all the way naked. It keeps the mystery alive . • Your sister got the good ass. • Oh . I thought you were going to look different . • Are these fake? ‘Cause they feel fake. • Just keep your arms up so they look perky . • How many kids have you had? • Have you lost weight? Because your tits look smaller . • Have you gained weight? Because your tits look huge . • You’ re big in all the right places . • Your nipples are different sizes. They ’re sisters , not twins . • I like the right boob better . • Let me show you my puppets! • How much ? • Well, no matter what , I’d still bang you . http://punchng.com/30-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-woman/ |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
So what should we say? 1 Like |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by ExAngel007(f): 5:24pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
RB007:na me go teach u ? |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by tosyne2much(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
OP, you need Jesus in your life oooo |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by banjicom(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
RB007: Bro i wonder, maybe the Op wants us to start shouting Hallelujah and speaking in tongues.......... 2 Likes |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by braine(m): 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Ofcoz, you cant say all these. Just lick your lips profusely like an slowpoke and youre good to go. |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
banjicom: |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by ExAngel007(f): 5:29pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
tosyne2much: tosyne, hold ur side |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by tosyne2much(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
ExAngel007:Your fellow ladies are coming for your head |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
ExAngel007: What does your ßF say when you lay naked in his bed He sings ♪KUMBAYA?♪>>♪KUMBAYA MY LORD♪ 1 Like |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by pocohantas(f): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants ! Seriously, new bottle, never opened. Oh Yeah! How big is you? Walk that talk. |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by ExAngel007(f): 5:32pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
RB007:hahahaha u no well |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by ExAngel007(f): 5:33pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
tosyne2much:did i say anything wrong? |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
ExAngel007: Or he sings ♪KUMBAYA♪ to that honey pot down there after a good hot session 1 Like |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Lol people can be imaginative sha.. what informed such curiosity that produced this kind of.. |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by TSOM(m): 6:06pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
What's the point of saying mundane things to a woman you'll share skin privileges with when you can make her body sing with your tongue, lips, ravaging fingers and the pulsating, turgid flesh between your thighs? Save the sweet nothings for the aftermath. 1 Like |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Lalas247(f): 6:11pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Complete Trash Wtf is this ... so this is what guys have been saying to you .. like which guy sees a naked woman infront of him and starts saying this like really Una even get guide |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by BasketballGURU(m): 6:12pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
The current state of this section is incorrigible. smh 1 Like |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Rubbish rules !! |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Martin0(m): 6:37pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Hahahahahahahahah a song should be attached to this @op KUMBAYA YA YA YA (*2) KUMBAYA YA YA YA O lord KUMBAYA!!! Hahahaha na wa ooo hmmm |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
ok op i have noted dem luminouz Lordcrimson kennyID17 come and learn sumptin.. Martin0 i see u
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Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by Martin0(m): 9:49pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
lefulefu:hmmmm na wa oon nor be small thing dem dey do ooo |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by LordCrimson(m): 10:13pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
lefulefu:The matter tire o,When I want get time begin ask you stupid questions when o fit just drag my boxers down begin lash |
Re: 30 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman by sylvez(m): 10:33pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
I'm highly disappointed |
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