it all started during my year one when I took a girl out for a date, after the date I bought some things for her and all of a sudden one guy in my department who was driving a car then came and took her, the girl told me thank you and left, with the things I bought for her, I really liked this girl.
Since we were in the same department some guys told me to free the girl that she's ffking the guy with the ride, that if I keep on spending time with her that's it's a disgrace.

so one day I walk up to him and ask him if it's true he said yes, he even boasted that he's used his car to have sex with close to Ten girls in the University that before he graduates it will reach 100.

so since then I decided that I'm going to have sex with forty ladies to surpass the record.

ever since then I've had no mercy on ladies, I've made it to 59 but I can't make it to 60 no matter how I try since last year September.
Later on I met Patrick, (I'm working now)and we talked, tried to keep in touch, then he told me the girl he was claiming to have sex with (my girl back then) was a lie, and that the forty girls he'd had sex with was also a lie that he never made it to 100.

I was so confused I've spent my life trying to achieve 100 girls and beyond. and I just found out it was all a Lie, I've been trying to link up with Grace but checked her on Facebook, she's now married, I would have asked her straight up.

although things are better with my life right now but I think things would have been better if I had focused on other things trying to break a record

I don't know if I should break the record and reach 60 girls or I should just forget it and get married.

Ur wife will make it 60 unless u planning on marrying one of the 59

I hope you have tested yourself?
So you didnt have a 1st class student to compete with? you had to compete with a ponyor breaker.

Misplaced priority

feelgoodInc:
it all started during my year one when I took a girl out for a date, after the date I bought some things for her and all of a sudden one guy in my department who was driving a car then came and took her, the girl told me thank you and left, with the things I bought for her, I really liked this girl.
Since we were in the same department some guys told me to free the girl that she's ffking the guy with the ride, that if I keep on spending time with her that's it's a disgrace.

so one day I walk up to him and ask him if it's true he said yes, he even boasted that he's used his car to have sex with close to Ten girls in the University that before he graduates it will reach 100.

so since then I decided that I'm going to have sex with forty ladies to surpass the record.

ever since then I've had no mercy on ladies, I've made it to 59 but I can't make it to 60 no matter how I try since last year September.
Later on I met Patrick, (I'm working now)and we talked, tried to keep in touch, then he told me the girl he was claiming to have sex with (my girl back then) was a lie, and that the forty girls he'd had sex with was also a lie that he never made it to 100.

I was so confused I've spent my life trying to achieve 100 girls and beyond. and I just found out it was all a Lie, I've been trying to link up with Grace but checked her on Facebook, she's now married, I would have asked her straight up.

although things are better with my life right now but I think things would have been better if I had focused on other things trying to break a record

I don't know if I should break the record and reach 60 girls or I should just forget it and get married.

Your brain is broken

Hahahaha. This one don dey mad oo. Others dey break world record, you wan break woman fvcking record. Kneel down, we have to pray

I can only SMH
60 :oIt's too small, make it 100

Wow...this foolishness is legendary

Nma27:
Ur wife will make it 60 unless u planning on marrying one of the 59

Can you shut up?

Who has a sniper here please, OP needs a headshot

And when you were doing all d girls, u feel that's life?

was young then,

only you 59.

my country people.....

LifeIsGuhd:
I hope you have tested yourself?
So you didnt have a 1st class student to compete with? you had to compete with a ponyor breaker.

Misplaced priority

Ponyor, looool

some guys wil come here nd be ranting about hw many gels they have shag,wen some dudes have lost count.my question for u is,i hope u play safe in al ur sexual adventures.i hail u chairman puna

You're going to be torn a new one...

cc; lalasticlala

How I Met Your Mother Episode

BluntBoy:


Can you shut up?

And you Are

Nma27:
And you Are

Calm down! I only asked a question. You don't need to get violent

BluntBoy:


Calm down! I only asked a question. You don't need to get violent

I only asked a question

Nma27:
I only asked a question

Are you married?

BluntBoy:


Are you married?

This your question is Loaded. Why asking?

Nma27:
This your question is Loaded. Why asking?

Just a question!

cool

true