daylae:

Gross!

what's ur circumstance, dude? what are u going thru? u know u can talk to me, skeleton

Ben-10:

I'm the fingers

smooooooth:

one of the holes, but def not the backside cos i dnt give a poo!!!!!!

condomized:

look at this dum.ba.ss. i saw your dementi.a-indicating post dis morning, and i realised u are just a dim-witted soab trying to shed some parkinsons-inflicted mental weigth. SHARRAP JOO,

oh lord 4give me. what has dis guy done to deserve all this? but he was me.ssing with a wrong guy. bros j, 4give me,

condomized:

then, u don surfer. i heard of cases of trailers, trucks, railways, small and big cars, new and old , are permitted thru that place? na surferness be dat o.

smooooooth:

u have a dirty mind, there's a hole in the ear, mouth etc. i'd be the ear, cos i love listening.

michelin89:

Maybe you should have written: If nairaland was a woman, what part of her body would you be?

Ever heard of 2nd conditional?

are u d new head teacher @ iyana-ipaja public pry school? when did n/l become grammartical accuracy checker?

if u are a lady, i guess ur guy no dey complain of those michelin besides ur tummy,

condomized:

are u d new head teacher @ iyana-ipaja public pry school? when did n/l become grammartical accuracy checker?
if u are a lady, i guess your guy no dey complain of those michelin besides your tummy,

michelin89:

No one has ever complained of my abs.

i like ur style. ciao ciao

condomized:

i like your style. ciao ciao

condomized:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=3692

michelin89:

Don't over envy him. You'll grow up to be like him one day.

i confirm to u am better. i was once like dat, but better now.
a story? was at a party, dancing and mingling, but abt 3 girls kidnapped me, claiming they must have a taste of what they felt on floor. i wear tight and oversized to prevent public disgrace. Hot now? everywhere and there.

condomized:

i confirm to u am better. i was once like dat, but better now.
a story? was at a party, dancing and mingling, but abt 3 girls kidnapped me, claiming they must have a taste of what they felt on floor. i wear tight and oversized to prevent public disgrace. Hot now? everywhere and there.

daylae:

@poster no qualm,am not offended. Hope u're not?

no my bros. just trying to catch fun. ciao

condomized:

''If Nairaland Were A Woman, What Part Of Her Body Would You Be?''