some of you might be thinking i made an error repeating the word 'mad', not at all. Some madness get grade. I was really shocked by what happened yesterday at about 9:35 pm to be precise. A mad man went totally mad and got to the extreme with me.


I left my house yesterdey evening to chill out at estate junction to get aboki yam and egg and enjoy the cool breeze. so many people cued up for the delicacy. I had to reluctantly wait for my turn. As i set out to devour it, i some saw prying eyes. This made me look for a dark spot some blocks ahead to do justice to the food.


On sitting in front of the closed shop, i started eating. On raising my head, i noticed someone in an inner shop coming out. If only i knew who he was on time................. (to be continued soon)

madmen and specialists

Mad man sighted is fellow colleague

initially i was scared and i wanted to get up, but after further glances, i got to find out the guy was well dressed with a waist coat sef. Though his hair looked rough.

''nor worry, see down'' i heard him say. Na my area be this.. Nor fear''

I became a bit relaxed and continued eating. He brought out a cigarette and started smoking. Small time he got up and with a surprising look, stared at my shirt.

''na which club jersey you dey wear so...''

I wonder why he became so serious about the trivial issue but decided to play along.

''na liverpool, for life!''

''your father!'' He replied angrily... ''i be man U, you dey wear liverpool.. You be back stabber! Comot here''

Innocently, not knowing he was a mad ganga man i replied him, ''you buy space for here''

My people, that was the biggest mistake i made. What happened next ehnn...

following...

stGabrielo:
following...

Guy make me and u dey chill with drink dey observe

ikombe:
Guy make me and u dey chill with drink dey observe

cheers

Waiting

''i go show you say na man i be''. He ransacked his bag, trying to bring out something. At that point, i ignored him, trying to devour the 450 naira chicken i bought.

O boy, as i see dagger I jumped up leaving my chicken on the table. '' bros, calm down na play we dey'', i said.


''i nor need you. You be betrayer. Ojukwu dem. Na to 'Off You' dey my mind''.

I was scared at this point as he moved towards me.

I heard some people that had gathered say '' 'run' na dagger man be that. E head nor correct.''

He picked up my meat and began eating it. '' you nor qualify to chop anything. Your club nor get liver.''

As i was leaving with 'red eyes', i insulted him ''idiot''.

is that all abeg kwontinu jawe... shey e nor give you hot chase ni?

lefulefu:
madmen and specialists

Uncle wait o,do u actually have every pose of Barack Obama that fits your comments??

that was the last straw that broke the camel's back. As he heard 'idiot,' it sparked something in his head and before I knew what was going on, he gave me a hot chase with the dagger, dropping the chicken.


Mogbe... I started running. Before now, i used to believe that only hausa men meant it if they brought out a dagger to strike in public. Since i began to realise that this guy was a mad mad man, i didn't want to take chances with the urhobo lunatic after me.

'' sorry na. I dash you the chicken'' i said as i increased my steps.

'' your father! na u i wan chop now'' he continued chasing after me.

'' ewoo!'' i kept swerving and running round the road nearly been hit by a car.

'' you go join all those hillborough victims today!''
i was surprised to see people watching and laughing instead of them to help out. Water had gathered in my eyes as i prepared to face baba God prematurely. just when i fell in a gutter, i had crossed my mind that i was finished. Luckily, he said:

''You get luck say na only you kill yourself. We go dig am again this season.''

I was lucky that day. I later heard he was manhandled and chained the next morning. What a relief. To my greatest surprise, i heard some children jestfully call me ''ojukwu dem'' on my way to work later that day.

THE END

Lol, you get luck sha, to say the guy hol you Ehnn, no be this one wey you dey talk oh...

bizzy500:
Mad man sighted is fellow colleague

you are far from nice

BETlordnowpsych:
you are far from nice

y na...

humeeh:
Uncle wait o,do u actually have every pose of Barack Obama that fits your comments??

humeeh:
Uncle wait o,do u actually have every pose of Barack Obama that fits your comments??

fine girl

Story of two mad men kwantinu

BETlordnowpsych:
fine girl

BETlordnowpsych:
fine girl

thank you!!

BETlordnowpsych:
that was the last straw that broke the camel's back. As he heard 'idiot,' it sparked something in his head and before I knew what was going on, he gave me a hot chase with the dagger, dropping the chicken.


Mogbe... I started running. Before now, i used to believe that only hausa men meant it if they brought out a dagger to strike in public. Since i began to realise that this guy was a mad mad man, i didn't want to take chances with the urhobo lunatic after me.

'' sorry na. I dash you the chicken'' i said as i increased my steps.

'' your father! na u i wan chop now'' he continued chasing after me.

'' ewoo!'' i kept swerving and running round the road nearly been hit by a car.

'' you go join all those hillborough victims today!''
i was surprised to see people watching and laughing instead of them to help out. Water had gathered in my eyes as i prepared to face baba God prematurely. just when i fell in a gutter, i had crossed my mind that i was finished. Luckily, he said:

''You get luck say na only you kill yourself. We go dig am again this season.''

I was lucky that day. I later heard he was manhandled and chained the next morning. What a relief. To my greatest surprise, i heard some children jestfully call me ''ojukwu dem'' on my way to work later that day.

THE END

Is this a real story?

lol.. na strong waffi mad man he be, he teeth complete, no fear he just one test your liver, you b ofrukpe according to your story.

lol.. lalasticlala come and see story.

jworos:
Lol, you get luck sha, to say the guy hol you Ehnn, no be this one wey you dey talk oh...

as in eh...

Ranchhoddas:
Is this a real story?

real. But emm.. I put small maggi and salt sha