Man narrates a scary experience he had after sleeping off at his girlfriend's hostel past visiting hours for men and it's the funniest thread you'll read today


A man has taken to Twitter to narrate how he unintentionally slept off at his girlfriend's university hostel while they were both students and the events that unfolded afterwards.

Read the highly hilarious thread below..


via https://onecornergizt..com/2019/01/man-narrates-scary-experience-he-had.html

lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique

See all thread here >> https://onecornergizt..com/2019/01/man-narrates-scary-experience-he-had.html

Will read later

No be lie! u try oooh

Lolz

That’s funny

Sometimes when you tell your bad moments it sounds funny.


That’s always where my thoughts are, whenever am passing through hard times.


My story... your smile

Hehehe if puna no kill man,wetin we gain..

Nigger u funny oooo somethings bois do for Gf is just funny wallahi

In conclusion: what did he say?? Moral of the story??

Interesting story. Readers digest stuff.

See watin puna matter dey cause

I hope he later ended up with Vanessa?

Twitter stories again.

lol

wow this is so crazy

lol I tried smuggling a girl to our new PTF toilets back then in Sec School. It was a new toilet never been used as a prefect I was assigned one for my personal use I kept a mattress and all my contraband in there. After dinner I gave her my jalabiya so we codedly strolled towards the toilet. Last last when we were settled in and started kissing some playa hating, pussy blocking guys came knocking they threatened to report us to the school authority only if they could run a train on her. Apparently they spotted us from the field when we went to the back of the dinning hall (that's were I kept the jalabiya). She never spoke to me again till we graduated she thought I set it all up. If any of those boys are reading this now Bleep y'all!!! And to her if she is reading this too...It was never a setup. Hope life is treating you well wherever you are.

See gobe

This is funny sha..
For the fellowship mama, tiri gbosa for you!!!
win souls anyhow anyhow

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Na dah fellowship mama be man of the match for me.. Dah Vanessa and De Gea probably shared d same ancestors.. Shez a life saver. We all a need dah type of Vanessa in our lives

Had a similar experience in the university too.

very funny

kangarooskip:
lol I tried smuggling a girl to our new PTF toilets back then in Sec School. It was a new toilet never been used as a prefect I was assigned one for my personal use I kept a mattress and all my contraband in there. After dinner I gave her my jalabiya so we codedly strolled towards the toilet. Last last when we were settled in and started kissing some playa hating, pussy blocking guys came knocking they threatened to report us to the school authority only if they could run a train on her. Apparently they spotted us from the field when we went to the back of the dinning hall (that's were I kept the jalabiya). She never spoke to me again till we graduated she thought I set it all up. If any of those boys are reading this now Bleep y'all!!! And to her if she is reading this too...It was never a setup. Hope life is treating you well wherever you are.

So you mean the other guys that came bleeped her up in there too?

Tamarapetty:
In conclusion: what did he say?? Moral of the story??

Moral: Don't ever allow sleep to overtake you whenever you visit someone in such places.

Lol@ snoring like a man.The guy has a good spirit.

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