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1. Best Way To Avoid HIV.
Wear A Condom for the 1st Round, 2nd Round Don't Wear, 3rd And 4th round Wear, 5th Round You Don't Wear.
*AIDS Will Be Confused* ����

2. Trouble is when you're in class and your dick decides to stand up for no reason then your teacher calls you to clean the blackboard.
Lord of mercy���

3. If you think broken heart is painful, then ask a guy who has mistakenly zipped His pens. ���

4. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection, just know it's time to write a will. �

5. Stupidity is when you lick a girl with your bare tongue and later sex her with condom. What are you preventing? Catarrh or headache?
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6. How fast can you guess the words.?

1) boo_s
2) __ndom
3) f__k
4)pu_s_
5) s_x

Answers: Book, Random ,Fork, Pulse, Sex
(If You Get Any Wrong You Are A BAD Child)

7. Guy you want a Girl with standing boobs right?
Kindly remove your boxer and take a look at your balls If they are standing... IDIOT

8. *3 sperms* talking about the future
*Sperm 1* : i want to be footballer
*Sperm 2* : i want to be doctor
*Sperm 3* : i want........ Oh my God
*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
*Sperm 3* : our future is ruined, the bastard is masturbating

9. Please guys, is it true If you have SEX with a GIRL who already has a Child, you become a Mother fucker? �����

10. Stop dating guys who expect vagina to smell like pineapple and strawberries, it's not a candy store .Vagina is a meat my friend!
A raw meat !!�

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