Six (6) Hot Short Jokes You Can’t Read Without Laughing Out Loud – Adult Jokes

6.) An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife’s breast and was found dead the following morning. Bloggers Report: Died of drinking expired milk. Best before 55 years ago. ��������

5.) It’s only in Nigeria you’ll see a conductor eating bread with Power horse. For God’s sake, it an energy drink, not Tea.

4.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I’m a man. www.ayojokes.com.ng

3.) It’s only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga your plate number is LAGOS what are you doing in SOKOTO. You are Under Arrest”.

2.) I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews.

Interviewer: Your name?

Guy: Soq Madik

Interviewer : Suck your what?

Guy: Madik

����������Oh God!!!

1.) Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969years without an Android phone and power bank… That man must be strong. � �

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falconey:

Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

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Ayojokes:


Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

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AGAIN, I'm not impress.

Have i lost my sense of humour?

falconey:




AGAIN, I'm not impress.

I'm Not Here To Impress You.

jonathanOz:
Have i lost my sense of humour?

Maybe! Maybe Not!!

Only no 2 brought laughter to my soul.

why na. After all his efforts and hardwork and we are still not laughing. The lady above is damn brutal

jashar:
i laughed when i realised the jokes weren't funny.

A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?” she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!”

The teacher says “Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?” Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!”

The teacher was surprised. He went on to test another student.. asked: “Janet, how are you feeling today?” Janet replies “I am feeling Janetable!”

So "Madam Not Funny" how are u feeling today ?

Nma27:
Only no 2 brought laughter to my soul.

Glad It Does... Na AtAllAtAll Be Bad Market.

ScotFree:
why na. After all his efforts and hardwork and we are still not laughing. The lady above is damn brutal

Don't mind them bro... Am very sure they must have smiled at least.

funny..esp num2

criously I read d jokes and I no laugh instead I yawn d tin boring aswear

jashar:
i laughed when i realised the jokes weren't funny.

hahaha I'm laughing for this girl joke poop. this is the only joke that I see here oooooo.

jashar:
i laughed when i realised the jokes weren't funny.

hahaha I'm laughing for this girl joke ooo. this is the only joke that I see here oooooo.

dmgr:
funny..esp num2

Better Person!

The jokes were so funny that I forgot to laugh.

u just made me laugh, nice one bro

Really Op? Really? Very "funny"

jonathanOz:
Have i lost my sense of humour?

Yes you have

This jokes are funny Num 4 got me lol

I love your jokes bro!! Keep it up..it is really finished, lol

you get an E, which is for Effort. keep trying!

No disrespect but it is too damn boring

nonsense.
no such arabic name as soq
what you have is sadiq. or sidiqqat. meaning someone who tells the truth.
no such arabic name as madiq
you have Abdul majid you have Abdul Malik.

yall should learn to encourage, won't reduce ur height or fat....keep rolling op.

falconey:

Not funny

Ayojokes:
Six (6) Hot Short Jokes You Can’t Read Without Laughing Out Loud – Adult Jokes

6.) An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife’s breast and was found dead the following morning. Bloggers Report: Died of drinking expired milk. Best before 55 years ago. ��������

5.) It’s only in Nigeria you’ll see a conductor eating bread with Power horse. For God’s sake, it an energy drink, not Tea.

4.) I vomit 2 times today in the presence of my mom and she has been looking at me somehow, should I remind her that am not pregnant, that I’m a man. www.ayojokes.com.ng

3.) It’s only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga your plate number is LAGOS what are you doing in SOKOTO. You are Under Arrest”.

2.) I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews.

Interviewer: Your name?

Guy: Soq Madik

Interviewer : Suck your what?

Guy: Madik

����������Oh God!!!

1.) Just wondering what Methuselah was doing on earth for 969years without an Android phone and power bank… That man must be strong. � �

Get Laughter Daily... Visit http://ayojokes.com.ng for Daily Jokes Update.

Not funny

clerkent:
hahaha I'm laughing for this girl joke poop. this is the only joke that I see here oooooo.

me too o