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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by eitsei(m): 2:23pm On Dec 24, 2017|
Ikún ń j'ọ̀gẹ̀dẹ̀ ìkún ń r'èdí...
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 3:34pm On Dec 24, 2017|
You were able to smash the three of them without being caught at least yet 'cause of lack of trust between them.
Happy Christmas, hope we are expecting Christmas update tomorrow?
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 3:54pm On Dec 24, 2017|
I guessed I could always blame it on the fact that I became too complacent because of my easy luck, and that made me careless, or I was becoming bored of all the shenanigans and the deception that comes with it.
Simi, lati and I just finished watching a new movie and we spent a better part of the credit scene arguing about how over hyped it was, until lati took the hint and excuse himself to give us some privacy.
I was in no mood for sh*t with the upcoming exams on my mind and was about to call him back but simi would have non of it.
“I’ll be leaving this weekend, and this is probably the last chance I might get so get busy and make it memorable.
Y'all should have known that my self restraint is as weak as a remote village’s cell phone signal by now so I obliged without much fuss.
I had her legs on my shoulders and was gyrating away when omotola’s startled cries broke us apart.
“what is the meaning of this?” she stuttered for the third time as I calmly put on my cloths to patch up a bit of decency. “Bioye how could you, after all said and done you had to cheat on me with my cousin.”
I was shocked to see simi unconcerned as she nonchalantly covered her unclothedness, her attitude must have irked omotola so much she moved to hit her. I intervened by moving between the two of them, she then unleased her rage on me, calling me all sort of uncivil titles and lunged to tear my eyes from my face.
Prior to that moment, I felt nothing but I could recognize shame taking over me as Priscilla walked into the room.
I lost the rest of my calm and hurled omotola away from me. “WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP” I bellowed, shocking her into silence.
“I’m sick of this display of self righteousness, you have the nerve to call me on my infidelity when you are the biggest lying cheat of all, you made me do this when you started playing with my feelings, you made me what I have become when you started leading me through a double life, you ought to be proud of me cos I am your creation. Before I knew about wale, and all those while I was feeding him with my food then dropping him off at your place so you can fvck I was sincere with you, now you cry to the entire world that I’m the evil one.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2017|
She choose to ignore me instead and flared at simi.
“you sloth, I welcomed you to my place with open arms and this is how you repay me.”
“Oh please, now I’m the harlot, who had wale before you came over to my place and sank your claws into him huh?, your problem is your selfishness, you should have made your choice a long time ago but instead choose to kill two birds with one stone now you lose the stone and the birds.
“you used me” Priscilla soft voice broke into their argument where she stood forlornly by the corner. my heart wrenched at this.
“I never wanted you to find out like this, I wanted to tell you…”
“what’s that supposed to mean? Omotola waded in
“It means she was fvcking him too, ode oshi.” Simi offered unnecessarily.
“My best friend and my cousin, you take your revenge too far when a simple breakup would have suffice you miserable wretch.” Omotola sneered.
“Oh I wasn’t given enough time babe cos if fate hadn’t ordained that I would be caught by you today I would have gone for every female in your extended family to teach you a lesson about using men as your playthings.”
She slapped me soundly and stormed out of the room, weeping like someone possessed.
“well, I guess that’s my clue to leave, holiday’s over, don’t you dare block my number cupcakes.” Simisola purred as she took her leave also.
“She’s right you know, Priscilla whispered. “you should have broken up with her as soon as you found out but you decide to play God, and I was stupid enough to think you cared about me.”
“come on Priscilla you know I care about you but what would you do if you were in my shoe, remember you kept quiet all the time I was being played for a fool.
“So for that reason I simply became a pawn on your board, your hate has made you blind to those that love you sincerely, I hope you find peace bioye.”
I wanted her to be mad at me, I wanted her to yell and curse, but her soulful attitude hurts me more than the pain I saw in her tearful eyes.
“How was I supposed to know who loved me or not, you all wanted the same thing from me, you all used me.” I yelled at her retreating figure. “I am barely 21 and I’ve been scarred by women folk every damn time and when I thought I was finally down I get scarred all over again, you made me this, you all made me this way.
A few moments later, lati found me staring stonily at the wall.
“Was it worth it? Everything.” He said as he patted my shoulder in sympathy.
“No.” It wasn’t, but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve it.” I shrugged as I pulled my handout towards me and started reading…I’ve got an exam to prepare for.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 4:01pm On Dec 24, 2017|
Joislim:I'll try dear, but i can't make any promises.... Happy xmas.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 5:45pm On Dec 24, 2017|
If luck runs out no be at ur peril nah... Nah dem go miss getting their puna filled the way you do... Plus dem big girls for ur doormouth stil day.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 5:46pm On Dec 24, 2017|
BTW wehdon. You're an excellent writer
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 5:50pm On Dec 24, 2017|
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Chevalier(m): 7:47pm On Dec 24, 2017|
OP, you're doing a great job writing this. More ink to your pen.
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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by unearthed(m): 7:47pm On Dec 24, 2017|
sheikshegetto sheikshegetto our friendly neighbourhood puna smasher...... wehdonsir!
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by SunFlow(m): 9:40pm On Dec 24, 2017|
Chai! Oga, you are simply magical. Thanks for the update
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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 10:23pm On Dec 24, 2017|
sheikshegetto:it's okay, lemme read the latest update
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 5:27am On Dec 25, 2017|
... and that was how Simi came to get revenge using our guy shieks. the demoness in omotola if not controlled will go out of range o. Priscilla (team soft) can not come and go and kill herself na, she should look for omotola's bf (wale) and kpansh him too so equation will be at equilibrium.
OP wetin I go give u for Xmas?
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 12:46pm On Dec 25, 2017|
unearthed:lool.. Edakun o
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 12:47pm On Dec 25, 2017|
OP wetin I go give u for Xmas?[/quote]hehe...something wey no go kill man
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Godwinfury(m): 5:16pm On Dec 25, 2017|
sheikshegetto, u r good, but how about them slay mamas na... they just disappeared off the rather...
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 1:48pm On Dec 26, 2017|
boss na puna b DAT oo...
oya stroll come owerri make I arrange hot chick for you.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by enonche85(m): 4:01pm On Dec 26, 2017|
Chairman, no Christmas and boxing day updates?.
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by RockyEyo(m): 10:16am On Dec 27, 2017|
The demon himself I hale o................. I sense some softness coming in on this not a welcoming emotion, I like you tough and macho. Thumbs up bro hope the Christmas hangover go gree make we hear from you sha. Solidly on your side bro ..............
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by d1ckr0man(m): 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2017|
sheikshegetto oya na come and post more update
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by temidayoslimsy(f): 9:23pm On Dec 27, 2017|
This right here is a very good stuff, so please, we'll waiting for more update .... blessings fall on you
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 7:14am On Dec 28, 2017|
sheikshegetto na the third day be today o. no allow me call SARS for you oh.
please come and do the needful mbok
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Joislim(f): 8:12am On Dec 28, 2017|
do we send a search party to look for sheiks?
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by labiodun48(m): 8:29am On Dec 28, 2017|
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAMS...... SHA COME AND UPDATE
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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Chevalier(m): 5:21pm On Dec 28, 2017|
where is dis op na?
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by sheikshegetto(m): 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2017|
Lol....make una no vex o, this week have been...something else, so seasons greetings y'all, chevalier joislim enonche85 uniquejames na my village pple no gree me update o, as i barely get at least 5mins take settle down for one place
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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by BiadeFolar(m): 11:30pm On Dec 28, 2017|
sheikshegetto:I even tin say yu don colas after maraton se.x
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uniquejames(m): 6:33am On Dec 29, 2017|
bro take ya time. we dea ur back always
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Chevalier(m): 8:09am On Dec 29, 2017|
sheikshegetto:OK, I don hear.
Try find time o
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by RockyEyo(m): 3:04pm On Dec 29, 2017|
Com' on demon.............................. y you dey do me like this I need ad update like i could kill for one right nowwwwwwwwwwwww
|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by itsandi(m): 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2017|
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|Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by AyoSammyTunDe(m): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2017|
Op wetin dey happen now
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