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Written By Bianca Peace Johnson

"The dog ate my homework" is an English expression purported to be a favorite excuse made by schoolchildren explaining their failure to turn in an assignment on time. The claim of a dog eating one's homework is inherently suspect since it is both impossible for a teacher to disprove and conveniently absolves the student who gives that excuse of any blame. Although suspicious, the claim is not absolutely beyond possibility since dogs are known to eat—or chew on—bunches of paper. It has grown beyond the educational context, becoming a sarcastic rejoinder to a similarly glib or otherwise insufficient or implausible explanation for a failure in any context."

How plausible is President Buhari recent story hitting the media like Tsunami. Do you all believe this purported narrative? It sounded like a poorly written script when I first read the story. I had millions of questions running through my mind; how many other unoccupied offices were invaded by rodents? To use staged rodents to cover up their anomalies is a paternalistic invention that is historically unfounded and potentially damaging to the political heritage of our nation Nigeria. Watch out Nigerians,this whole business is very puzzling. There is a lot more to it than meets the eye. The president and his cabals are about to use this to their selfish advantage. Nothing will be accomplished henceforth because 'rodents' destroyed all the classified documents. Do you know you can purchase live rodents anywhere in the world even online?, rats are highly intelligent, loyal and one of the most under-rated small animal pets. Our Mumu never do? The president is allegedly forced to work from home. Let me drill this into your medulla oblongata, the president wasn't ready to come back to Nigeria but due to numerous "Buhari must come back or resign protest", he was advised to come back. His health must be closely monitored and the best way to achieve it without raising suspicion is to place rats in his office, which will force him to evacuate and operate from home where doctors can closely monitor him. I want to use this opportunity to welcome Mr president back to Nigeria. We appreciate your presence but Nigerians and Nigeria need a president who MUST swing into action without further delay. Nigeria has mega problems which calls for a strong and healthy president to address urgently. While we wait to find out how many classified documents were destroyed by staged rats, we wish our president a speedy recovery.

Ms Bianca Peace Johnson

This government doesn't have the capacity to solve Nigeria's numerous challenges. We just have to hope on the next one

Ekunbe

Nigeria don buy market
APC =Change


Now everything thing has changed and their lies are also changing

I've seen scam of many levels including wire wire but I've never seen a scam like this before

My dear future children, plz while saying the achievement of ur Father in years to come do not forget to tell ur friends dat I didn't vote Buhari in 2015 and dat I will never vote him in 2019

the height of deceit indeed