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| Naughty... Crazy... Dirty... Check This Package Out Guys by Iamkuttie(m): 3:33pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
NB - "+18 Only... Just bored sha.NB : abeg, if you no be street, this one is notfor you. No come read am finish come dey spit jargon for my post. Holla to my real chicks and niggaz in the house... Join me Letz bounce along... ------ Day don break, another phase of [b]NEW-HUSTLE... Brush my teeth do some gym guy suppose to dey GREW-MUSCLE... Enter mumsi fridge find red wine tho na BLUE-BOTTLES... 5minutes i don empty em' break am with TWO-KNUCKLES... Enter my wardrope go pick one of my VINTAGE-SHIRT... Match am with short, go meet one of my VILLAGE-PET... When i reach our lounge, omo the bae don dey WAIT-FOR-ME... I kiss her hand and she frown, Sorry say i LATE-HONEY... Few minutes later, my guy atmosphere DON-CHANGE... Bae don dey breath like dog, everythin COME-STRANGE... Na so she come dey look me like small pikin wey dey WAN-BEAT... Na so i browse her Body fresh, spotless, not even a ONE-BIT... She say she go give me craze, why she no FIND-OFFICE...? I come dey form shy, for her mind she don FIND-NOVICE... I no go lie, she sabi do d job she never touch i don dey just dey speak RUBBISH... After she finish Time to penertrate, no CD, i no fit f*ck RAW-B*TCH... I tell her relax say make i dress up go GET-AM... I no wan risk shoot enter her when i no GET-ARM... Na so i pull my boxer, carry my shirt 2 secs guy man don REACH-HOME... I no fit surf anyhow internet For 1ST time, her browser no even REACH-CHROME...  If she wait tire and she no see me, let her BE-RAGING... No be innocent youngin like me she wan DIS-VIRGIN... Lie...!! Lie...!! *END* *Drops the mic and cat-walks out*
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| Re: Naughty... Crazy... Dirty... Check This Package Out Guys by Iamkuttie(m): 8:00pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
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