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How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Riwo11(f): 6:50pm On Sep 05, 2017
Don't be too logical about this topic. I know some people would be wondering what I meant. Some might assume I made a mistake. The truth is that I know what I am saying.
There are some strategic ways to BEAT your spouse.
Sit back and relax as we deliberate on this short topic.
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RECOMMENDED WAYS TO BEAT YOUR WIFE/SPOUSE
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The truth of the matter is that most times, women can be annoying and it take the grace of God for a man not to react.
There is difference between REACTION & RESPONSE.
A lot of men react to their spouse/wife behaviour instead of them to respond.
Here is how a man responded to his wife by BEATING her strategically.
Check this out!
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I am a king & married to a queen. Such don't happen in a palace like ours. This is the way I 'beat' my wife and I recommended it for Mr. Friday who happen to be my senior friend & I am recommending it for all men.
The reason why my Queen can't leave me is because she is enjoying the beating.
If you see yourself as a King and your spouse as a Queen, you will find it hard to react to situation, rather you respond to it. Most times response are done with discretion.
Your response to varying attitude and behaviour disbursed by your spouse is a function of the level of your maturity physically and emotionally.
The word B.E.A.T is an acronym.
This is the recommended way we should beat her. I beat her by:
B- BEAUTIFYING HER.
E- ENCOURAGING HER.
A- ASSISTING HER.
T- TREATING HER AS A QUEEN.
No woman can die in your hands no matter how many times you beat her in a day as long as you do it the way I do it to my Queen. I know this is the way women will love their husbands to beat them.
There can't be divorce or separation if we 'beat' our wives like this.
When you use belt, wire, blow, knife, slap, or any domestic violence means on your wife, you are worthy to be awarded a duplex at Neuro Psychiatric Hospital or you can go there yourself and tell them to detain you there until you are okay.
For all excellent husbands, follow that syllabus I have given you on how I beat my own Queen daily & go and do likewise.
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Read Also -----> The Hardest Thing to Learn About Brokenness
:
Click Here ----> http://www.riwodating.com/2017/09/the-hardest-thing-to-learn-about.html
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Lalas247(f): 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2017
So basically if she cheats with his best friend

- he should beautify her
-Encourage her
-Assist her
-Treat her like queen
Cause it doesn't apply to most situation when a spouse does wrong
Violence isn't the ans but encouraging it
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by gbegemaster(m): 7:02pm On Sep 05, 2017
What a sissy.
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by mofeoluwadassah: 7:04pm On Sep 05, 2017
even if i slap am make he just dey encourage me abi.....na this kind beating i want abeg... grin
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by MrScribe: 7:11pm On Sep 05, 2017
Riwo11:
Don't be too logical about this topic. I know some people would be wondering what I meant. Some might assume I made a mistake. The truth is that I know what I am saying.
There are some strategic ways to BEAT your spouse.
Sit back and relax as we deliberate on this short topic.
.
RECOMMENDED WAYS TO BEAT YOUR WIFE/SPOUSE
.
The truth of the matter is that most times, women can be annoying and it take the grace of God for a man not to react.
There is difference between REACTION & RESPONSE.
A lot of men react to their spouse/wife behaviour instead of them to respond.
Here is how a man responded to his wife by BEATING her strategically.
Check this out!
.
I am a king & married to a queen. Such don't happen in a palace like ours. This is the way I 'beat' my wife and I recommended it for Mr. Friday who happen to be my senior friend & I am recommending it for all men.
The reason why my Queen can't leave me is because she is enjoying the beating.
If you see yourself as a King and your spouse as a Queen, you will find it hard to react to situation, rather you respond to it. Most times response are done with discretion.
Your response to varying attitude and behaviour disbursed by your spouse is a function of the level of your maturity physically and emotionally.
The word B.E.A.T is an acronym.
This is the recommended way we should beat her. I beat her by:
B- BEAUTIFYING HER.
E- ENCOURAGING HER.
A- ASSISTING HER.
T- TREATING HER AS A QUEEN.
No woman can die in your hands no matter how many times you beat her in a day as long as you do it the way I do it to my Queen. I know this is the way women will love their husbands to beat them.
There can't be divorce or separation if we 'beat' our wives like this.
When you use belt, wire, blow, knife, slap, or any domestic violence means on your wife, you are worthy to be awarded a duplex at Neuro Psychiatric Hospital or you can go there yourself and tell them to detain you there until you are okay.
For all excellent husbands, follow that syllabus I have given you on how I beat my own Queen daily & go and do likewise.
:
:
Read Also -----> The Hardest Thing to Learn About Brokenness
:
Click Here ----> http://www.riwodating.com/2017/09/the-hardest-thing-to-learn-about.html

So, if she pulls a knife on you, you will beautify her with your blood, encourage her to stab you, assist her to stab you and come out of the land of the dead to treat her like a queen.

All these sissies self.
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by nrexzy: 7:20pm On Sep 05, 2017
I think the Op is on drugs.. .

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Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by walepackage(m): 7:22pm On Sep 05, 2017
This unrealistic idea,may be when you come back from you 'utopian imagination',you wil know that culture varies and society those.I cant beat my spouse/gf,but truly, some of their actions atimes push one to the wall.
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by IamLEGEND1: 7:28pm On Sep 05, 2017
E be like say you never read the news about one Indian guy in the US wey fly him parents from India to come help am beat him wife.

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Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Touchey: 7:34pm On Sep 05, 2017
Load of crap
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by pizzylee(m): 7:35pm On Sep 05, 2017
I know u think u r creative but u av just created stupidity on a new level

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Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by phintohlar(f): 8:32pm On Sep 05, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
even if i slap am make he just dey encourage me abi.....na this kind beating i want abeg... grin
slap biti bawo,oh girl if u try dat 1 ehn na real beating u go get.. But i also like dis kind of beating mhen
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Chiboi404: 9:04pm On Sep 05, 2017
U need dis app

Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:14pm On Sep 05, 2017
Dear boyfriend pls come and marry me and


B.E A.T me every day

me I love love this kian beat oh
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by bamisepeters(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2017
lipsrsealed
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by mofeoluwadassah: 10:16pm On Sep 05, 2017
phintohlar:
slap biti bawo,oh girl if u try dat 1 ehn na real beating u go get.. But i also like dis kind of beating mhen
grin
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by toastedbread: 2:02am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:
Dear boyfriend pls come and marry me and

B.E A.T me every day
me I love love this kian beat oh


I dey come
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:10am On Sep 06, 2017
grin
toastedbread:


I dey come



grin
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 9:12am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:
Dear boyfriend pls come and marry me and

B.E A.T me every day
me I love love this kian beat oh
Hmm! all ur moves na chana
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:20am On Sep 06, 2017
Stevengerd:
Hmm! all ur moves na chana


lol
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 9:21am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:



lol
Honestly speaking bae, u pretty!
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:26am On Sep 06, 2017
Stevengerd:
Honestly speaking bae, u pretty!


I'm blushing

thanks
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 9:27am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:


I'm blushing
thanks
Lol, hope u wult mind my frndshp?
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:41am On Sep 06, 2017
Stevengerd:
Lol, hope u wult mind my frndshp?


Trying to get rid of some male friends lately
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 9:41am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:


Trying to get rid of some male friends lately
Hmm! why?
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:42am On Sep 06, 2017
Stevengerd:
Hmm! why?


Nvm
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 9:46am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:



Nvm
Ok. dnt lemme bother u again
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by adajoe555: 9:59am On Sep 06, 2017
Stevengerd:
Ok. dnt lemme bother u again


we are friends here
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by sKeetz(m): 10:03am On Sep 06, 2017
op you forgot to add beat her up with your anaconda grin

Beat that pvssy up like klitchko.
Re: How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife by Stevengerd(m): 10:03am On Sep 06, 2017
adajoe555:



we are friends here
Ok dear!

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