TheUpsetGirl:
How Eating Pussy/Giving head Could Be Good for Your Health

Your vagina is full of the same probiotic bacteria that is packed into every health-conscious product from yogurt to kombucha. If the vagina is full of good bacteria, and people are eating as much good bacteria as they can, why not eat pussy?

you should know that the vagina is home to billions of bacteria. The official term for this genital ecosystem is the vaginal microbiome, but I like to think of it as my personal Pussy Posse. Only instead of massaging the ego of Leonardo DiCaprio, the vaginal microbiome prevents bad bacteria from blossoming and taking over your cooch. Seventy percent of vaginas are dominated by one species of Lactobacillus, which produce lactic acid and keep things at a pH level of 4.5 down there.

You know where else Lactobacillus exists? Your gut. Your gut bacteria are often referred to as probiotics. These flora may affect everything—from digestion to allergies to eczema to Alzheimer's—and as the research piles up on the importance of gut bacteria, the marketplace is being flooded with items that will allegedly help regulate your personal intestinal rainforest. Probiotics are being added to foods like yogurt, but also to things like shampoo and shaving cream.

How much bacteria is in a serving of pussy? Furthermore, what would constitute a serving? According to Dr. Mendes-Soares, there are about 100,000 to 100 million Lactobacillus cells per gram of vaginal fluid. So for one face-humping session to have probiotic properties, the humpee would have to swallow between ten and 10,000 grams (10 kg) of vaginal fluid. One of those seems doable. The other, less so.


giving your lady head is very good for your health.
Something the pro-probiotics and anti-probiotics people can agree on: Probiotics only stay in your system if you're regularly re-upping your supply. Like anything in your diet, pussy will only confer health benefits if you eat it regularly.

Oluwasaeon:
Are you OK?

epicguy:
Op, when you say eating, do you categorically imply chewing with your teeth or is it just a blank fantasy?

derecho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9_LMY4oP38

Gofwane:
@op, you look malnourished. Buy a sliced bread, dip it inside your pvssy and eat it so that you be well nourished

Gofwane:
@op, you look malnourished. Buy a sliced bread, dip it inside your pvssy and eat it so that you be well nourished

Gofwane:
@op, you look malnourished. Buy a sliced bread, dip it inside your pvssy and eat it so that you be well nourished

Gofwane:
@op, you look malnourished. Buy a sliced bread, dip it inside your pvssy and eat it so that you be well nourished

hkidola00:

iSpread:
wants to hook up with you.

ubunja:
nothing but mouth ulcers and throat cancers in eating pvssy. i dont put my mouth where diseased dicks have been.

Gofwane:
@op, you look malnourished. Buy a sliced bread, dip it inside your pvssy and eat it so that you be well nourished

UDUJ:


I am telling you

The way these girls jump from one D I C K to another you will be surprised they never featured in the olympics for gymnastics

ubunja:

pvssy is dirty boss

TheUpsetGirl:

giving head.. eating is the normal word to use

BluntBoy:
I will NEVER put my tongue in that place. Not even for a billion dollars.

ubunja:

pvssy is dirty boss

Lalas247:


So hold up ,,,,,,
R you guys trying to say you has never experienced a CLEAN pumpum before
Why only dirty girls tho ? Think that’s why y’all shy away from it


But do you like oral too cause if u receive you should also give ( so says the lord)

ubunja:
dick is different from pvssy. pvssy recieves everything to it. so much is offloaded there.
plus dick is clean coz guys dont get laid as much as girls do.

Lalas247:

Have u seen mine
Like strawberries and cream one lick save lives

Lol no worries I hear ya ... you know what growing up even as a female before I used to be like .. ewww why would a guy go down on a lady .. but now it’s like whatever
Some guys lick while lady on her period ! So everyone likes what they like sha .. it’s your preference as long as your bae is happy all good

UDUJ:


I am telling you

The way these girls jump from one D I C K to another you will be surprised they never featured in the olympics for gymnastics

ubunja:

you know what? thats the thing about all this. we dont even have to cheat, coz if you look hard enough you can find a girl that's turned on by cheating. every desire we have there is someone out there who is more than happy to fullfil it. just that as people we dont take our time to search for the ONE who matches our desires. we wanna grab the nearest person and bend him/her to our desire. hence so much hurt and resentment.

Lalas247:

That’s spot on ...
@cheating ... you know I have friends who tell me (as long as I never find out I’m good he can cheat) I’m like wtf
So yes I know some ladies will even encourage cheating as long as their man don’t get no other female pregnant etc ..
That it o we don’t take our time to search ,but then especially in Nigerian homes they won’t give you time to search for the right one .. people rush into thing for the sake of marriage and that’s why we have all this issues ..

That last line made so much sense