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How To Chyke A Bae by sundayerhun(m): 9:17am On Sep 11, 2017
How To Chyke a Bae

You will thank me for this.

Follow this steps, and bae will be yours in no time. The good thing is, you don't have to break a sweat!

1) Spot a potential bae. Spot her nowhere but in the church.

That's why you must go to church.

2) Next service day, dress well. Don't overdress, but dress well enough to be attractive.

Blue trousers. White sleeve. Black blazers, and a sparkling shoe will always do the magic.

3) Sit or stand close to her with a chatty friend of yours. This step is critical. Ensure you brush well before this.

Then discuss scriptures with your friend loud enough for her to hear. Style your voice. Use Greek, Hebrew and be very analytical.

Your English must be flawless. While doing this, smile broadly occasionally.

4) Then find a way to sit close to her. Worship with your life, but in a very dignified way.

During offering, put something fat. That's enough to show you have a good job.

5) After service, have a good laugh with the Pastor, and ensure she sees you.

6) You are done. Go home. The bae is yours!

But you've not spoken to her yet, right? Don't worry.

A wise man once said, "If I have ten hours to cut down a tree, I'll use nine hours to sharpen my axe".

Send in your testimonies.

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Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Nobody: 9:27am On Sep 11, 2017
grin

"Ensure you brush well before this."


What do u mean by this?hahahahahahaha!BRUSH HIS TEETH?

Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Atlantia(f): 9:36am On Sep 11, 2017
Really?!

You could do all that and still not get noticed.
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by dukeprince50: 9:40am On Sep 11, 2017
a
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by gabinogem(m): 9:50am On Sep 11, 2017
Niggaz be killing themselves just 2 get a lady's attention since 18BC cheesy

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Re: How To Chyke A Bae by sundayerhun(m): 10:48am On Sep 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin




What do u mean by this?hahahahahahaha!BRUSH HIS TEETH?

Yes ooooo

For a sparkling teeth
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Nobody: 10:51am On Sep 11, 2017
sundayerhun:


Yes ooooo

For a sparkling teeth


grin

Hahahahah...What about those men with brown teeth? grin

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Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Maxi112: 10:53am On Sep 11, 2017
which church you'd go bro?
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by sundayerhun(m): 11:15am On Sep 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Hahahahah...What about those men with brown teeth? grin

See a dentist for teeth whitening
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Laveda(f): 11:21am On Sep 11, 2017
Lol
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by slyd90(m): 11:32am On Sep 11, 2017
OP how many babes do u have nowgrin
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by sundayerhun(m): 11:42am On Sep 11, 2017
slyd90:
OP how many babes do u have nowgrin
one sure bae
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by slyd90(m): 11:49am On Sep 11, 2017
sundayerhun:

one sure bae
grin
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Re: How To Chyke A Bae by Superiordave199: 4:08am On Aug 25, 2021
Rubish talk
Re: How To Chyke A Bae by luizpippo(m): 8:44am On Aug 25, 2021
sundayerhun:
How To Chyke a Bae

You will thank me for this.

Follow this steps, and bae will be yours in no time. The good thing is, you don't have to break a sweat!

1) Spot a potential bae. Spot her nowhere but in the church.

That's why you must go to church.

2) Next service day, dress well. Don't overdress, but dress well enough to be attractive.

Blue trousers. White sleeve. Black blazers, and a sparkling shoe will always do the magic.

3) Sit or stand close to her with a chatty friend of yours. This step is critical. Ensure you brush well before this.

Then discuss scriptures with your friend loud enough for her to hear. Style your voice. Use Greek, Hebrew and be very analytical.

Your English must be flawless. While doing this, smile broadly occasionally.

4) Then find a way to sit close to her. Worship with your life, but in a very dignified way.

During offering, put something fat. That's enough to show you have a good job.

5) After service, have a good laugh with the Pastor, and ensure she sees you.

6) You are done. Go home. The bae is yours!

But you've not spoken to her yet, right? Don't worry.

A wise man once said, "If I have ten hours to cut down a tree, I'll use nine hours to sharpen my axe".

Send in your testimonies.

From number 3, you mean i should get to church before 6am because 1st service starts by 6:30, and if she decides to attend only 3rd service, i would be now have to attend the 3 services? Or am i supposed to shadow her movement to know which service she'd attend? Why can't i just chyke her during the shadowing?
And if you mean i have to chat with my friend doing service to impress her, then that's disturbing the church.

Our pastors only get to chat a little after 3rd servicex if she attends 1st or 2nd, then it is pointless.


This type of axe sharpening is not ideal.

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