Let me start first

The date was going great until....

* Brother started picking his nose

*Brother bought Suya #400 which we both ate and he complained it was too small

* And brother was still making noise that he schooled in Malaysia and his father is a big man( how does that concern me)

* And he opened his 'winch' mouth to tell me to come and spend weekend in his house.


Please feel free to share yours

The date was going great until....


*Brother told me he forgot his wallet

*Brother Told me he is unemployed

*Brother still lives with his mum at 35

Lol.... Babe neva judge a man frm first dating, he was only tryin to test u because diz are one of dose trickz guyz play to get a faithful girlfwend

Lalas247:
The date was going great until....


*Brother told me he forgot his wallet

*Brother Told me he is unemployed

*Brother still lives with his mum at 35

You can lie sha

Slayer2:



You can lie sha

Slayer iffa hear

Who they lie I no event talk the one wey go blow ya mind lol

The date was going great until she asked for something light like 4 wraps of amala and 2 plates of hot beans

thesicilian:
The date was going great until she asked for something light like 4 wraps of amala and 2 plates of hot beans

Kikikiki
She is hungry na

The date was going great until dude said We should go to his place... I smiled and politely said "No"!!!

The date was going jeje until she went down on her knees and started begging me to bless her with my dick.

My people o, my mind began to sing "if you love me you go buy me Ferrari", but my dick was singing "Go down low. Nigga, I say go down low!"

the date was going well until í log into my nairaland account
and saw this ....now she is asking me to type something.... what do I type... she stood up and left

Lalas247:
The date was going great until....


*Brother told me he forgot his wallet

*Brother Told me he is unemployed

*Brother still lives with his mum at 35

This one is a serious liability.

The date was going great until...

She said, "Baby I love you" just when I ordered for two fat chicken laps. WTF!

Of course baby I love you too but not with this chicken, mbok.

kingjomezy:
the date was going well until í log into my nairaland account
and saw this ....now she is asking me to type something.... what do I type... she stood up and left

lolzzzzzz

Lol.... For dat u dirty mind... U sure d NO truly cum frm ur heart ?

Lol.... For dat ur dirty mind... U sure d NO truly cum frm ur heart ?

d date was going well till I asked her why one of her boobs is bigger Dan the other..I blame my mouth for allowing DAT escape from it

vladhillz:
d date was going well till I asked her why one of her boobs is bigger Dan the other..I blame my mouth for allowing DAT escape from it

u said DAT?

selflessposhheart:

u said DAT?

mouth said it..nt me..I'm innocent here

selflessposhheart:

u said DAT?

mouth said it..nt me..I'm innocent here

date was going on well until we were about to buy suya, then she shouted ma suya give us suya 1500 nd we way just get 500 for pocket....

Lalas247:
The date was going great until....


*Brother told me he forgot his wallet

*Brother Told me he is unemployed

*Brother still lives with his mum at 35

He wanted to discharge you. Prolly didn't find you so fun to be with

ikp120:
The date was going jeje until she went down on her knees and started begging me to bless her with my dick.

My people o, my mind began to sing "if you love me you go buy me Ferrari", but my dick was singing "Go down low. Nigga, I say go down low!"

Sometimes you make sense, sometimes you don't

vladhillz:
d date was going well till I asked her why one of her boobs is bigger Dan the other..I blame my mouth for allowing DAT escape from it

When a man's head is empty

FortifiedCity:
When a man's head is empty

omg...d man with a full head just replied me...damn ..

vladhillz:
omg...d man with a full head just replied me...damn ..

Yeah. Thanks

FortifiedCity:
Yeah. Thanks

so welcome

Date was absolutely going well until she told me she can only have sex with a guy after 6 months of dating him..... I was like "Alright , good bye..See you after 6 months dear"

kimbraa:
This one is a serious liability.

He should find his mama

Until she called me bestie

youcanmakeit:
Date was absolutely going well until she told me she can only have sex with a guy after 6 months of dating him..... I was like "Alright , good bye..See you after 6 months dear"

Give me her number, let me book my space also for 6months time

AussiePlayboy:
Give me her number, let me book my space also for 6months time

Lolz

Bullshittt...