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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by SheIsElle(f): 9:25am On Oct 01, 2017 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by brownrockafela(m): 9:27am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Most of the prophets use psychology and guesses to play on people intelligence,they tell you what you want to hear,things like people are after you(note I know there are evil people around) so as to get money from you,especially women,what pains me is that some ends up using diabolical means just to see visions,some will actually see the vision but they cannot offer solutions to the problem,some prophets even ends up sleeping wit peoples wives..I believe Gods judgement should start from the church 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Damn prophesy, since the day I noticed pastors mouth is always too sweet, I lost interest in anything church 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 9:36am On Oct 01, 2017 |
SheIsElle:if you're very observant you will see that most of these prophets are either divorced or unmarried. They pry on the minds of the gullible ones using reverse psychology. Though, there are real prophets but 95% are fake who are only looking for ways to earn a living 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Talk2bryant(m): 9:36am On Oct 01, 2017 |
JamesReacher:Bitch I'm about to blow up... |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Pinkfriday(f): 9:40am On Oct 01, 2017 |
When I was born, one fake prophetess told my mum I was an Ogbanje dat will die soon... Na me still dey here o 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by MARKone(m): 9:41am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Griffon: e fit still happen, abi u no believe in miracles. Our pops bought their 04s 5k then. Who knows economy fit improve Before December when you'll be able to get ur 2010 Camry for 7k 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 9:45am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Pinkfriday:Can you just imagine? |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tojahh(m): 9:46am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Hahahhaa 2015 I just returned from work on a Friday evening to meet a prophet in my house with my elder sister and her baby (she had an issue with her husband and needed to cool off) immediately the prophet saw me and the way the baby ran to me for embrace the prophet shouted.. Yes lord! Sister Becky this your husband (pointing to me) the mother is behind everything happening to you. My sister said which husband? Seeing that he has failed he quickly said, yes Lord please make it clear oooh yes I see it. I hear you somebody praise the lord. But because of the good heart of this your husband the curse is broken in Jesus name. Seeing the stone reaction on my face he said... Sister Becky let me see you outside. Immediately I told my sister to sit down! And idiott please leave this place this minute. Chai I no fit laugh and had to scold my sister back to factory reset. 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by freecocoa(f): 9:47am On Oct 01, 2017 |
That was how one started by saying to me mum "your youngest son" my mum just stood up and left, guess what, she had only one son and he is the oldest of us all. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Majesticniyi(m): 9:47am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Talk2Bella: I'm just around the corner. Can I get to meet the famous Talk2bella? Sorry I went off-topic. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Babyurgly1(f): 9:47am On Oct 01, 2017 |
A prophet told me dat someone in my family doesn't want me to get married, dat I should come to their church for cleansing. Meanwhile, I already had two kids then. I told him to save his fake cleansing for another person. 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by JamesReacher(m): 9:48am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Talk2bryant:G! real recognises real |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 9:52am On Oct 01, 2017 |
tojahh:See as I just dey laugh 6 Likes
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by fk001(m): 9:52am On Oct 01, 2017 |
I was once given a prophecy that i will become UN Secretary General someday. Isn't that ridiculous 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Uyi168: 9:54am On Oct 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much:I swear!! 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by holyokoto(m): 9:54am On Oct 01, 2017 |
she poured poison into a juice, gave it to a dog and the dog died in just 10 minutes, she took same Juice and nothing happened proclaiming herself the Only God sent. prophecies some sh*t in our life, she will use some of us as her chair and made a woman kiss and lick her feet. prophet Deborah spent 7 years in our village of Ugboju Benue state with empty prophecies non came to past. made us cut down so many trees in the name of witchcraft. claim my little cousin will get a US visa within a year if, made him a servant until nothing happened. the scammer disappeared after deceiving many 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by charlsecy(m): 9:54am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Tattooboy:Obama retired at 55, but Trump started at 70. You have to pray and work to become fulfilled. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tyup(m): 9:54am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Dotwillis1: Lmao abeg na church I dey o this ur own just weak me lol 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tojahh(m): 9:58am On Oct 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much: My brother no be small thing. See format 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by abigeally(f): 10:00am On Oct 01, 2017 |
i ve a guy i date some years back he walked up to and said baby ve quit loving cos my prophet said u are a barren woman, i was like me ok i move on, two month later i visited a white garment church dey prophecied dat i ll be barren but d solution is to buy 3 catfish 1 bottle of ororo 3 congoes of rice and attach 7k to it i pick race comot frm d scene. To d glory of God am married wit two kids. d guy still dey hustle to of marriage. Agan tan so wa di IYA AWON BOIZ. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Ericsunday619: 10:01am On Oct 01, 2017 |
enilove:am sure you are one of those fake pastors defrauding people. 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by aThousandHills: 10:04am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Griffon:[color=#000099][/color] Even if the prophecy is fake, you can still hope to achieve that 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by olowobaba10: 10:04am On Oct 01, 2017 |
AH AH NA BY FORCE? SenorFax: |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by atheist5(m): 10:06am On Oct 01, 2017 |
enilove:religion is stupid,god does not exist,the western world is progressingbut we africans are stucked with baseless delusions 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Sapiosexuality(m): 10:09am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Every Sunday there's usually a topic that tacitly or directly denigrates the Christian religion on the homepage. For me, the only religion in this country with some sense. The Friday posts are not treated the same way. We are watching. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Heloct(f): 10:09am On Oct 01, 2017 |
I'm late.. Well, a prophet told my mum when I was a baby that I would be a nurse when grown. With that, I went to science only school when my capability was in art. I'm not fully grown now but nursing is far from what I can do. Even though I'm still following the line(science), art never stops tempting me. She still believes the prophet was right or maybe something altered the prophesy 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Pweetyjuddy(f): 10:10am On Oct 01, 2017 |
...that I was going to buy spider(car)in three months with bet9ja money of which I don't know how to play it..till now am still expecting d yeye prophecy 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by lenghtinny(m): 10:12am On Oct 01, 2017 |
RoyalBlak007: 4 Likes
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by katchycouture(f): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2017 |
A man was invited to our fellowship centre, I am a very active person so he went through the fellowship Facebook and got my name (and many others).. he called me out by name and stated mentioning everything he had seen on my Facebook page and everybody wad hailing him...I was 7 months pregnant then with a baby girl, and he told me he can change it to a boy? I just told him I'm fine with the sex abeg 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by ULSHERLAN(m): 10:16am On Oct 01, 2017 |
abigeally: Lol guess he didnt ask for pepper, fresh tomatoes and maggi not to make it look like he was hungry 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Talk2Bella(f): 10:17am On Oct 01, 2017 |
Majesticniyi:loool I ain't famous not a fan of meeting strangers tho sorry |
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