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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 12:01pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: Yh..sure.change your moniker it fits atheists more. Religious people are not sapiosexuals |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 12:02pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Lordkratus:You're not alone here.. That's how these useless so called prophets ruin people's relationships with ridiculous reasons. They just look at you and make random guesses Many people have lost good people in their lives because a prophet discouraged them from marrying that person 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Sapiosexuality(m): 12:03pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
thesuave10:Okay, bro. Stop mentioning me please. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by RedAlert08(m): 12:05pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Talk2Bella:If I told you I'm also Ibadan based now, it would seem like I'm looking for an opportunity to "toast" you. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by 1Sharon(f): 12:09pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by thesuave10(m): 12:12pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Sapiosexuality: I'm done.believe it or not.you stop I stop |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by bibijay123(f): 12:13pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
dakeskese: Don't lose faith 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Lordkratus(m): 12:15pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much:the painful part is the yeye man going to her family to tell them that I would be a bad husband. hmm I sure know I'll knock him out when i see him. e get eye for my babe e no go talk. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by holatin(m): 12:16pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Pinkfriday:check your shadow maybe your shadow has died |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
A very good example of a false prophet on Nairaland is saintsamurai who claims to have the gift while deceiving gullible people. It's very sad really. I only hope God has mercy on him. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by ImaIma1(f): 12:22pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
When i was a teenager, i was told by a prophet that if i was not careful, i would get pregnant. I don't think i needed a prophecy for that fact. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by sircrabo: 12:27pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
According to the bible " despise not prophesyings " if you ever meet someone that tells you anything in the name of prophecy, never despise the message openly. Just leave it for God to have the final say. Some self aclaimed prophets are evil. They can manipulate events to prove themselves right If they tell you you'll have an accident, some that are evil can cause that to happen. At that point, don't argue with them. Just let god lead I ws told one girl has initiated me into emire kingdom with fanta, I can't remember taking fanta from any girl. Since then I've been looking to see the girl that will offer me fanta. Lol. I was also told I am a good footballer. I played ball last in second sch. 15yrs ago. Another prophet told my sister that I'm a cultist that he sees me wearing uniform with my members. I did part time and didn't stay on campus, no time for campus life not to talk of cult. After that day, they started suspecting me at home. I am a god fearing young man with no thoughts of joining any cult. My sister was told to marry her fiancee that is heaven made union. they are now seperated after 3yrs of marriage Don't argue, let god have the final say 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by buskie13(m): 12:28pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
make God forgive me,na so one pastor when them invite from Lagos come warri begin dey pray they see vision,as e reach my turn,na him talk say I go die for school when I join cult,say na cultism go kpef me,omo I no happy from Church that day ,base on the good pikin wey I be,my family ppl come dey tell me say no be my portion make I reverse am,omo na so I still dey alive today ,and remain 2 years like this I go graduate, make una no too dey reason those men,na God get power 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Papadoh(m): 12:30pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
enilove:Dumb@ss! 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 12:33pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
LadyGoddiva:Hahaha Na wa ooo |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by usmanspihn(m): 12:36pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Talk2Bella:You sef follow join. I dey my house oh |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by citee(m): 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Crixina: My thots exactly. So if somebody is a pastor and commits a crime it should not be spoken about on Sunday? The topic is about false prophesies which can be from people of whatever religion. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tosyne2much(m): 12:48pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Emeskhalifa:All these their death prophesies dey fear many people oooo.. Dem go begin run helter skelter |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by nelson7777: 1:14pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Pweetyjuddy: u shud try it, some people r just naturally lucky, it cost u notin |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Pweetyjuddy(f): 1:19pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Hmm i cannot and I don't want to start it.. nelson7777: |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much: Lolz I wasn't even moved at all. If pesin tym reach e go tym no matter prayers and everything |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by ToyinDipo(m): 1:35pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Pinkfriday:And you shall live long, happy new month! |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by tafrica(m): 1:43pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
I've heard many ridiculous prophecies, the most ridiculous one was the one my wife's sister's husband told her that my then fiancee (now my wife), who I had been dating for going 6 years that time wasn't going to be pregnant if she ever married me and that I would be a man of many wives. When my wife told Me, I just laughed it off and told my wife that the boy calling himself prophet isn't God. Guess what? I have a bouncing boy and my wife is already pregant with another baby, my wife whom the boy said wouldn't be pregnant for me if she married me will soon be the mother of another child before him or his wife. Everyone has right to reject any evil prophecy 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by stilldoingokay(f): 1:51pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much: noo na abroad not naija hahaha |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by ojotobiloba1: 1:54pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
That I shouldn't marry omo pupa (fair in complexion lady) |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by sunkanmihassan1(m): 2:16pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
There is no eternal rest or torment, no great reward to work toward, and no great punishment to avoid. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Mediapace: 2:18pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Griffon: It can still happen bro Have faith and it will |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
sircrabo: Of course God has the final say in everything, but for these do called prophets, instilling fear is their greatest weapon, or should I say their most lucrative gimmick, and if you know the basis of human psychology, fear sells, the best thing is not to go to them at all, and not availing them the opportunity to talk shit to you. That way you'd live a very fearless life, the only fear worth living with, is the fear if God. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Nobody: 2:59pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Ok PierreDeFermat: |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by consultancy: 3:02pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
SheIsElle:with this your bad English you need to be more prayerful for that dream job to come |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by sircrabo: 3:37pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
SnowJay92: God bless you, you read my mind. Fear is their major weapon. They know Africans respect their religious leaders a lot and have taken advantage of peoples gullibility knowing they'll believe anything they tell them. The best is not to go to thm at all cause once you allow them in, they put fear in you. A lot of women are out of marriage cause one prophet told them their husband is a ritualist and wants to use them for money rituals. A lot of people have accused their elderly ones in the village of witch craft. Mother inlaw and daughter inlaw at war cause of prophets. There are a few good ones, majority use psychology to give their message. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by room089: 3:38pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
One told me early last year that I should lower my intake of alcohol and lessen the rate at which I talk in order not to run into trouble. I was really taken aback: I don't take alcohol no matter how little the alcohol percentage is. Secondly, I'm an introvert: a very quiet person. I keep things to myself. I come dey wonder what informed this kind of prophecy. |
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