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If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 10:12pm On Oct 03, 2017
so many things wey dey stress me. My mum keeps getting on my nerves (kind of connected to my current status). Now i know why popsi hit her those days. Ladies know how to rub our inability to carry out our duties on our faces. The following are some of the reasons i wish i was a girl:


- if i were a girl, i would have stayed back at home pressing my phone and watching telemundo coz my man would take care of me


- i would have rolled with big men to get the good things of life (chicken, good clothes, iphone etc)


- i would have someone to run to in times of emergency. As e b say na pweek i get, who i wan run to now things are really rough sad
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by wordbank(m): 10:19pm On Oct 03, 2017
If I had 5 balls, 2 yanshes and half breast
Wawu

Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2017
There are gay politicians and alhajis allover Abuja. They can help you create a hole and treat you like the bitch you so much desire to become.

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Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
Redbeans angry angry
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by TheManofTomorrow(m): 10:54pm On Oct 03, 2017
I went through all ur former posts and I have this piece of advice for you. SUICIDE IS THE KEY, DEAD RAT DON'T SQUEK. Thank me later.
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by walepackage(m): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2017
Its not too late nigga,you can still achieved your aim
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 12:20am On Oct 04, 2017
wordbank:
If I had 5 balls, 2 yanshes and half breast
Wawu
cheesy stop making me laugh. I'm in lamentation mood
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by dollytino4real(f): 12:44am On Oct 04, 2017
sori bros prick, think well u hear
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by wordbank(m): 5:29am On Oct 04, 2017
frustratedrat:
cheesy stop making me laugh. I'm in lamentation mood
U use ur scrotum play d game wey cut?
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 5:39am On Oct 04, 2017
red beansshocked
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by IamSINZ(m): 6:59am On Oct 04, 2017
Bruh, use your anus na? grin
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 7:21am On Oct 04, 2017
jamariwolf:
There are gay politicians and alhajis allover Abuja. They can help you create a hole and treat you like the bitch you so much desire to become.
hmm... Hope they are not ritualists? and give me the link
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 10:56am On Oct 04, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Redbeans angry angry
Don't understand. if you're referring to the beans I ate, it's actually white beans
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 11:10am On Oct 04, 2017
frustratedrat:
Don't understand. if you're referring to the beans I ate, it's actually white beans
Smh grin
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by McBrooklyn(m): 11:13am On Oct 04, 2017
cheesy
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by WrathOfHadez(m): 11:15am On Oct 04, 2017
Spoken like a girl trapped in a man's body.

Gender reassignment surgery is the way to go.
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 11:03am On Oct 05, 2017
TheManofTomorrow:
I went through all ur former posts and I have this piece of advice for you. SUICIDE IS THE KEY, DEAD RAT DON'T SQUEK. Thank me later.
sorry, some one already has the copyright for the moniker deadrat.. In due time though
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 05, 2017
frustratedrat:
sorry, some one already has the copyright for the moniker deadrat.. In due time though
grin
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 05, 2017
Ur dad hit ur mom and ure trying to justify that... if only u had BRAIN
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 2:24am On Oct 06, 2017
mhizesther:
Ur dad hit ur mom and ure trying to justify that... if only u had BRAIN
not totally in support of it dear. Just seeing a little reason why he did. There's power in the tongue you know
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 2:00pm On Oct 16, 2017
WrathOfHadez:
Spoken like a girl trapped in a man's body.

Gender reassignment surgery is the way to go.
that has crossed my mind before but it's expensive
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 5:02pm On Oct 16, 2017
walepackage:
Its not too late nigga,you can still achieved your aim
hmmm... How?
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by walepackage(m): 5:05pm On Oct 16, 2017
frustratedrat:
hmmm... How?
going for surgery...Transgender u know
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 7:23pm On Oct 16, 2017
dollytino4real:
sori bros prick, think well u hear
madam puzzay, come and be going embarassed


I envy you guys though
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by dollytino4real(f): 8:15pm On Oct 16, 2017
frustratedrat:
madam puzzay, come and be going embarassed

I envy you guys though
ok sori mr
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 8:24pm On Oct 16, 2017
Its not as easy as you think.
Nothing is free even in free town.
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 11:38pm On Oct 17, 2017
MaritzaNL:
Its not as easy as you think.

Nothing is free even in free town.
in a woman's free town, everything's free
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 20, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
in a woman's free town, everything's free
thank you my brother for that contribution smiley
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 5:41pm On Oct 21, 2017
McBrooklyn:
cheesy
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lazy man thinking
Re: If Only I Had T.O.T.O by lenghtinny(m): 6:15pm On Oct 21, 2017
Join Bobrisky and Co limited...

It's never too late, na your Yansh go suffer am

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