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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by ZeroShenanigan(m): 5:42pm On Oct 06, 2017
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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Damilare5882(m): 5:43pm On Oct 06, 2017
unlimitedx922:
you are getting banned soon
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by austonclint(m): 5:43pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hh
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Olameen1713: 5:44pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided


Shut up. Liar spotted
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by saabright(m): 5:44pm On Oct 06, 2017
something is really wrong with you sense fall on you
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by iluvpomo(m): 5:45pm On Oct 06, 2017
He needs to go to the school of TBJ to learn how “set up a miracle”

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by ikwilfred(m): 5:46pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided



abeg no vex, stop is not good. even God condemned it. pls don't be proud it.

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by ceezarhh(m): 5:46pm On Oct 06, 2017
sounds more like he paid them to act porn...lol...
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by hmabdool(m): 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2017
Same way TB Josiah, Apostle Johnson Sulaiman and other fake Men of God have been staging miracles hear and there scamming gullible Christians

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by soulpiano23(m): 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2017
[quote author=Papiikush post=61168996]I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided
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Hope you know what Karma is. Perhaps you don't believe in God. Christ loves you. Come back to Jesus Christ
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Yorubabhoy: 5:48pm On Oct 06, 2017
It's only in Zimbabwe... shocked cool cool
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by cybriz82(m): 5:48pm On Oct 06, 2017
Dnt worry 1 day u will scam ur generation, lazyass mofo,
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Fxwarrior: 5:49pm On Oct 06, 2017
[quote author=Mariinee post=61164176] grin grin grin[/quote]

They for kukuma use us act the drama fah. tongue[color=#000099][/color]
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Nobody: 5:49pm On Oct 06, 2017
God is really into other people's biz.. eww tongue
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Boyooosa(m): 5:50pm On Oct 06, 2017
The prophet is almost a terrorist, well, an extremist.

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by pxalmydee(m): 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2017
Religion and Politics are from the same parents and their aim is to keep people under control. Christianity is the only slave master tool that last till date. the greatest fraud of all time is the Pentecostal fraud. practicing money part of Judaism(tithing,sow seed,first fruits) while claiming followers of Christ only with name. I called them JUDACHRIST. they will justify that collecting tithes is right when Jesus they claim to be following never collected nor pay it. likewise his disciples. but he focus his teachings on love and caring for one another especially the poor.
acccording to a survey,a salary earner can never get richer more than a yahoo boy in suit using bible(pastors). Because he preached sugar coated sermon, back up with fear of God and hell,and make you think if you don't give it,you are offending God�follow me with open mind,you earn like a 100k a month,you drop tithes of 10k,drop regular offering, and you use the rest for your parents and yourself, at the end of the you save like 15k. Imagine a pastor with 50members,and all members dropping the same amount as tithes every month, haven't mention offerings (building, anniversary, welfare,prophetic,ministerial),seeds and first fruits. 10k ×50=500k at the end of each month other payment listed above excluded. The vicious cycle of giving to pastor continue for a whole year.500k×12=� while you the giver, has a peanut at the end of the day as savings and investment. You keep giving with the hope of getting 1000fold back(according to modern day pastors) while they make a smart move with your money by investing it wisely running a private university with your money, but your children won't be able to afford it if we continue with that salary 120k. Church now price its school at 650k per semester (4months)�after investment, pastor decided to buy rolls Royce and private jets�while you are still managing your Toyota Camry or leggediz benz� your inner spirit tried to speak up against it,but his sermon every Sunday keeps giving you hope to enjoy such in heaven and the spirit to ask questions died down. Because they made it known that we should obey our earthly masters�� and you must not judge so that you won't face the wrath of God�� someone actually woke up and he's trying to speak up,but you will be the one to tell him/her thou shall not judge�and started referring him to mal 3vs8 " without starting from chapter2vs1 �you can't be my friend and you remain gullible with your level of education. Think!....read deu14:22-29
neh 10:38
mal 2:1 to mal 3:12
read and be bless. after reading all these,some people will still curse me because their minds have been messed up with white men religion.. shalom #freethesheeple

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by kelechi50: 5:53pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided
and that's a great accomplishment in your mind ode

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by crackerspub: 5:55pm On Oct 06, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
Monkey grin grin grin



See this juvenile wan.ker.... someone wake him up from his wet-dreams grin

TRUE TALK BRO
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Lihyunpark(m): 5:55pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided



this is what a braggat impotent will always say
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by dasauce(m): 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2017
Chief your matter ehn no be here oo


Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided

Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by blessedmeme: 5:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
Miracle seekers beware and run for your dear life
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Nobody: 5:59pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hofbrauhaus:
Is this not how most of the churches owned by Yoruba preachers fake miracles? It's a normal thing here in Nigeria..
come..

Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Lomprico2: 5:59pm On Oct 06, 2017

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by chuose2: 5:59pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hofbrauhaus:
Is this not how most of the churches owned by Yoruba preachers fake miracles? It's a normal thing here in Nigeria..
alexistaiwo:
This guy is a learner.
He should come to our Nigerian pastors and imams for apprenticeship
Adeboye na Yahoo Pastor in charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8zZWvvaEaY

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by teddyJ5: 6:10pm On Oct 06, 2017
The Biblical "end time" has come, the righteous nd d faithfuls should run for dia die salvations
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by lozanni(m): 6:14pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided

It could be beginners luck you are having, it will not last forever.

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by ubunja(m): 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided

Its scientific and is called "Penis captivus". Its not supernatural but a biological reaction on the part of the vagina due to anxiety whereby the vagina clamps down on the penis...like system shutdown of sex.
Doctors believe evolution-wise, it was the vagina's defense mechanism against rape but they don't know why it doesn't activate during rapes.

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Nobody: 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided


You need HELP, boy.

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Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by Nobody: 6:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
this is fantanstically Ridiculous! Anyway there's nothing else Relevant to read on Nairaland.
Re: Zimbabwean Prophet Pays Man & Woman To Fake Getting Stuck During Sex by stilldoingokay(f): 6:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't believe in getting stuck during sex.

I should be dickless right now if that was true. You know how many married women I have sex with in a week? undecided


hmmmm

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