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New Scientific Discovery! by adosjun(m): 7:01am On Mar 10, 2010
Men think faster in the prelude to intimacy and d act itself while women think faster after intimacy. How true is dis? Coined from Adosjun physiological research
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by googles: 7:24am On Mar 10, 2010
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Re: New Scientific Discovery! by Nobody: 7:45am On Mar 10, 2010
and?!
let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . .   8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . .  2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . .  18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . .  Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . .  13,521 Calories
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by saintneo(m): 8:17am On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

and?!
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . .  2,912 Calories
thank master for this. . . . just googled and u know what? ?? ?? ??
will tell u l8r after the show. . . . . takes a bow
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by akin101: 9:28am On Mar 10, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by MissyB1(m): 9:50am On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

Dressing afterwards

With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . . 13,521 Calories
Dead!!
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by Ben13: 10:02am On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

and?!
let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . .   8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . .  216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . .  2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . .  18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . .  Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . .  13,521 Calories

LOL this' suppose to be the discovery
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by victorazy(m): 10:02am On Mar 10, 2010
mmmssshhhh
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by essarios(m): 3:45pm On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . .  13,521 Calories

ROFLMAO
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by daduke2k(m): 3:58pm On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

and?!
let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . . 2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . . 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . . Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. . 5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . . 8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . . 13,521 Calories
ROFL , *laughing and throwing up*
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by agabaI23(m): 4:03pm On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

and?!
let me give you real facts about men and s-e-x.
bedroom acrobatics is not easy and going at it makes a man burn calories, here is a run down of what you burn:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
Without her consent. . . . . . 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands. . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Calories
With one hand. . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
With your teeth. . . . . . . . . . . .485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection. . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 Calories
Without an erection. . . . . . . 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12 Calories
69 lying down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78 Calories
69 standing up. . . . . . . . . . . . . 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 216 Calories
d.o.g.g.y Style. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 326 Calories
Italian chandelier . . . . . . . . . 2,912 Calories

WOMEN o.r.g.a.s.m:
Real. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112 Calories
Fake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,315 Calories

POST o.r.g.a.s.m:
Lying in bed hugging. . . . . . . . . . 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36 Calories
30-39 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80 Calories
40-49 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 124 Calories
50-59 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,972 Calories
60-69 years. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7,916 Calories *****
70 and over. . . . . . . . Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. . 5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . . 8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . . 13,521 Calories

Now they might think I am crazy grin
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by candylips(m): 4:24pm On Mar 10, 2010
MRbrownJAY:


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 32 Calories
In a hurry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door. .  5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door. . .  8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door. . . . . .  13,521 Calories


husband suppose dey higher na. the husband fit kill the guy na. while the worst the wife can do is to shout and rain curses lol grin
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by puskin: 4:31pm On Mar 10, 2010
Now. . . . . . this is a research worth saving and remembering. . . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: New Scientific Discovery! by holotee(m): 4:59pm On Mar 10, 2010
na waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !

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