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No Pics: If Nigerian Artists Were Students by MrWondah(m): 6:09pm On Oct 11, 2017
Warning this list is biased but not tribalistic nor romantic.
Here is what the wtitter thinks Nigerian artist would be if they were students.

TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
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KOREDE BELLO – One very childish boi but
handsome,
A kid that senior girls take as school son.
Mr eazi-the boi dat uses every bit of opportunity he has in the class and won a mathematical competition when been picked for the first time.
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REEKADO BANKS – Joined the
school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
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OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
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MAYORKUN – Took a test, his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
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P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
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B-RED – Has all the textbooks in the world, has the
opportunity to see question papers before exams,
most comfortable boy in class,
but still ends up carrying last after term exams.
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DAVIDO – Likes to brag about
his father, flaunts
wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday.
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PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit at the back of the class,
discussing which girl to toast next.
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WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class,
almost all the girls/ladies are crushing on him.
.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
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MI – The genius that’s always excelling in
English subjects, he motivates people to pass.
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DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a
lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
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ICE PRINCE – Performs
averagely in class, but
bags awards for the school.
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KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the
chalkboard.
.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though
she has a boyfriend in the other class.
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TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.
Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and
caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school
farm.
.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always looking for boys.
.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes,
but has a sharp mouth.
.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking
about broken bottles
but never broke one.
.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets
zero in every exam.
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BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
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SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
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KISS DANIEL – That very cool,
calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to the sports field
everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
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CHINKO – Just one pervert noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
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IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
.
EVA – The babe that always have a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
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TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
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LIL KESH – He is brilliant,
hardworking but very
vulgar and hell of a late comer.
.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to
join school or politics
and becomes senior prefect boy in school 1.
.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
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ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
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PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be
heard when talking.
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Dremo- That yourba boy that always want to buy his mom a ferrari but remembered that
he's still in grade8.
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and
unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
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2FACE - The teacher that impregnated most of all the students…
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RICHYZ LYRICAL; One Of the Finest Boy In Akwa Ibiom
State, who always Like
playing in the Class with his friend's
and always Come Out frist position with his Lyric's.
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*Who is the best student among all
Dn't Lie...
Re: No Pics: If Nigerian Artists Were Students by dcommissioner: 6:31pm On Oct 11, 2017
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Re: No Pics: If Nigerian Artists Were Students by Airtimex(m): 6:40pm On Oct 11, 2017
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Re: No Pics: If Nigerian Artists Were Students by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 11, 2017
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Re: No Pics: If Nigerian Artists Were Students by MrWondah(m): 6:46pm On Oct 11, 2017
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