Hh

could there be a reason?I can't tell.

Who church epp?

I no get church sef

I have never been late for a church service...when i used to go to church...which was five years ago.

AnthonioAlsaid:



you grab a new dress every week?

Yes
Because I don't want my pastor's daughter to outshine me in church

Jamiubond009:
Tired of the brainwashing. Religion is man made and the avatars i.e Jesus and Mohammed were nothing but mere mortals whose sole aim was the advancement of their own selfish agendas.For me to access a hypothetically superior being, I have to go through Jesus?Rubbish.God is not a Hindu, Christian, Muslim or Buddhist. The burning Bush, walking on water, transfiguration, ten commandments are nothing but bullshit stories told people of low IQ.#freethesheeple

Glad you are liberated, hope to see more of you on this side of reason.

MhizzAJ:

Yes Because I don't want my pastor's daughter to outshine me in church

hahaha! she definitely will do today, take your L honey!

daughter of eve.

AnthonioAlsaid:


hahaha! she definitely will do today, take your L honey!

Just for today alone
I ll be in church next Sunday by his grace

MhizzAJ:

Just for today alone I ll be in church next Sunday by his grace

good thing!
"kill them all"

I Didn't Even Go At All, Not To Talk Of Going Late To Church.

Actually for me i came too early...still waiting for the next mass to start. Catholic 4lyf

Uyi168:
from the comments here,hell fire go too full that day o

Shhh! You're in hell already.

Procrastination. I have no excuse. I pray God forgives.

I forgot to buy tooth paste yesterday. I had to wait for street sellers to open so that I can get one.I brushed my mouth and zoomed off,unfortunately for me sermon had started.May God have mercy on me in Jesus Name.Amen.

My own na the tea wey I dey drink wey no wan gree cold. Na so so blow I dey blow the tea until time come pass.

I was not late to church oh my house is close to the church

Bond movie...forgive me Lord

because I deliberately don't want to be attending Sunday school,so I won't be asked to preach during Sunday school next week.

My wife''s makeup

I was late and I am sorry.
God help me and forgive me

wrong excuse tho. but I was some minutes late for Sunday school because I missed checked or calculated my time. so I had to stay back till 9am when Sunday school was over and went for main service. Assemblies of God church Shogunle oshodi lagos

Jamiubond009:
Tired of the brainwashing. Religion is man made and the avatars i.e Jesus and Mohammed were nothing but mere mortals whose sole aim was the advancement of their own selfish agendas.For me to access a hypothetically superior being, I have to go through Jesus?Rubbish.God is not a Hindu, Christian, Muslim or Buddhist. The burning Bush, walking on water, transfiguration, ten commandments are nothing but bullshit stories told people of low IQ.#freethesheeple

you just talk pointlessly. hear yourself Mr atheist. cral

My princess charming made me go to church late when we were eating indomie. Click on my profile to see her!

I just did I just did

castrol180:
I don't even attend today and since sometimes ago. But I can't really say why. Maybe because I don't want to give out my little dough to the ones with so much, not to be like pouring water with a bowl from well into a large ocean. Or not to be like an ant feeding an elephant...

No offense o but men your delivery? Weak af! You really should reconsider your stance

refreshrate:


No offense o but men your delivery? Weak af! You really should reconsider your stance

Try to elucidate and expatiate yourself please...I wouldn't decode or comprehend this.

Jamiubond009:
Tired of the brainwashing. Religion is man made and the avatars i.e Jesus and Mohammed were nothing but mere mortals whose sole aim was the advancement of their own selfish agendas.For me to access a hypothetically superior being, I have to go through Jesus?Rubbish.God is not a Hindu, Christian, Muslim or Buddhist. The burning Bush, walking on water, transfiguration, ten commandments are nothing but bullshit stories told people of low IQ.#freethesheeple

I don't need high or low IQ to know the existence of Jesus.

Uyi168:
from the comments here,hell fire go too full that day o

shey na by church attendance wey guarantee heaven

lol funny people

MhizzAJ:

Yes Because I don't want my pastor's daughter to outshine me in church

I just so, so much love you.