Got her number a couple days ago, so today we go on a date. We went to the local bookstore together.

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh maaaaaan she's something else. Im feeling love drunk right now. She's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute, my heart was racing the entire time. My d1ck also got painfully stiff and she might have noticed. I couldn't help it. I wasn't even thinking naughty thought, I just had a hormonal reaction. We were in one section and I felt like kissing her so much. I said,"Oh, Sandra, I meant to tell you something." She paused looked at me and I just went in for the kill. Oooooooooooooh that felt as good as s.ex.

She makes me laugh, she makes me excited. Im meeting her again soon.

THIS IS THE LIFE. Im on a phacking cloud

Bad_Mo_Fo:

Got her number a couple days ago, so today we go on a date. We went to the local bookstore together.

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh maaaaaan she's something else. Im feeling love drunk right now. She's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute, my heart was racing the entire time. My d1ck also got painfully stiff and she might have noticed. I couldn't help it. I wasn't even thinking naughty thought, I just had a hormonal reaction. We were in one section and I felt like kissing her so much. I said,"Oh, Sandra, I meant to tell you something." She paused looked at me and I just went in for the kill. Oooooooooooooh that felt as good as s.ex.

She makes me laugh, she makes me excited. Im meeting her again soon.

THIS IS THE LIFE. Im on a phacking cloud

Good for you! But are you ganna share every minute of your life on nairaland

love me for who i am

tell us when you eventually get married , or better still, invite us to your wedding

just be careful.good times dont last.

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so i take it that you finally ended it with your GF.

[size=13pt]well am waiting for the concluding part of the story
where you will tell us how you are doing her besty too
but love your "kenyan watever- she- is- to -you" more[/size]

sigh. . . . . . . . . . . .
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today i broke up with my gf. im just not good for her and it would have been wrong to continue

[size=13pt]hmmm so you gave her the "am not good enuf for you" excuse
so you can settle down with your kenyan yea??
you are just so pathetic [/size]

my kenyan baby just makes me more excited. i cant help hw i feel

THE AMAKA:

so pathetic!!!

whts wrong sweets?

Lmao!dat babe will show u pepper u watch it how r u so sure dat it ain't no set up?anyhow just keep rolling wif her sucker!

Girls, I think we should all toast to Bad Moo Foo being a papi really soon _{Thats if his stories are not fabricated}

Ebonyeyes:

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just came from her house.

my pubococcygeus muscle is hurting right now ouch.

thats how many times i have cum in the last hr.

_{You r actually starting 2 make me feel seek yuck!}

lets be the judge , post a pic of her!!!

haha, i'll get 1 from her

we are waitinggggggggggg

Bad_Mo_Fo:

just came from her house.

my pubococcygeus muscle is hurting right now ouch.

thats how many times i have come in the last hrs.

poor girl, only if she knew that you're telling us all this on nairaland hissss

rokiatu:

poor girl, only if she knew that you're telling us all this on nairaland hissss

you get cuter everytime i see you mami, what's your secret ?

I stay away from bad boys like you thats the secret thanks though.

but baby don't u know i can make your bed rock?

like, me love u LONG time

Bad_Mo_Fo:

but baby don't u know i can make your bed rock?

(ROFL see bad line) Anothe guy is already rocking my bed thanks

_{^Lolz tell am jo. . .}

but is he [b]WORKING [/b]it? im a bit of a specialist beautiful. Like timerlake said, you will know the difference when I touch ya

sup pweety, am i still 2 much for you 2 handle?

tales

kenya women are really pretty, but did u test her for AIDS?