Hello, my sweet Nairalanders, we need your help. We know this 100 Naira is useless and valueless, but help us.

We wrote a great book on humor. Anyone who reads this book will instantly develop a great sense of humor. This book may be given out for free. We have decided to embark on a humor journey to help men and women develop their sense of humor.

This is what we want you to do for us:
whenever you come across a unique and short hilarious comment, send it to us.

Example:

ableguy:
When sex scenes come up on TV and the whole family is watching, African fathers will start asking crazy questions."Paul, did you iron the car?" And Paul will answer as he is glued to the TV too: "No dad, I was busy watering the radio."

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So, if you get us 5 — 10 hilarious comments, you'll get 100 Naira recharge card. You may create a new moniker for this purpose if you don't want to use your main.

I created a thread gathering funny comments, but I can't be in all threads. SavageFinder also created a thread, but we need fresh, witty and hilarious lines or replies. It can be a witty one liner. We'll use some of the lines you guys will post in the book to analyze and explain how humor works. Having a sense of humor is easy and we want to give you the formula in the book.

If 5 of the ones you post are selected, you'll get your card. Post when you come across and also post the link to the page where it was originally made.

Thank you.

If the 5 are selected then you give me 100 naira card. Over my dead body.. Will I waist my time.

ok....i dey come

scam alert
someone call the cops please.

CHESTER48:
If the 5 are selected then you give me 100 naira card. Over my dead body.. Will I waist my time.

Not like that. Gather them as you have fun. Let's assume you're going through a thread and you see a hilarious comment or a witty reply that made everyone laugh, then post it here. It's just for fun and not a job. We don't need screenshots. We need the text and the link to the thread.

Tip: you can even be the one to make the comment, then use your alternate to post it here. It MUST be hilarious. The shorter, the better.

EzeEbira:
scam alert
someone call the cops please.

Funny.

Make I Give You One...
Queensexky: Baby Lets Play Truth Or Dare
Deadrat: Ok... Truth
Queensekxy: How Much Do You Love Me?
Deadrat: Money Cant buy My Love.
Queensekxy: Awww, love You Too Baby... Ok I Pick Truth
Deadrat: Have You Washed All Those Dirty Dishes


Na So Fight Start

ANOTHER ONE...
Lawlahdey: Baby Whats On Tv
Deadrat: Dust


Na Wetin cause Fight

DeadRat:
Make I Give You One...
Queensexky: Baby Lets Play Truth Or Dare
Deadrat: Ok... Truth
Queensekxy: How Much Do You Love Me?
Deadrat: Money Cant buy My Love.
Queensekxy: Awww, love You Too Baby... Ok I Pick Truth
Deadrat: Have You Washed All Those Dirty Dishes


Na So Fight Start

urgh, I don't get it

Another One...


Lalas247: Baby! I Just Saw That White Bitch Iamkashybaby come Out Of This House, what The Fvck was She Doin Here

Deadrat: Chill Love... You Know These White Bitches, once They Go BLACK They Never Go BACK

Rayhandrinni:
urgh, I don't get it

lazy Girl Na

DeadRat:
lazy Girl Na

still not getting it...

DeadRat:
lazy Girl Na

still not getting it

DeadRat:
Make I Give You One...
Queensexky: Baby Lets Play Truth Or Dare
Deadrat: Ok... Truth
Queensekxy: How Much Do You Love Me?
Deadrat: Money Cant buy My Love.
Queensekxy: Awww, love You Too Baby... Ok I Pick Truth
Deadrat: Have You Washed All Those Dirty Dishes


Na So Fight Start

lol

Another...
Rokia: Baby i Think I Am Gettin Fat
Dead.rat: What Took You So Long

What is this prick talking about?

Make the 1000 naira for one, let me give you 100, you send my 100k

DeadRat:
Another One...


Lalas247: Baby! I Just Saw That White Bitch Iamkashybaby come Out Of This House, what The Fvck was She Doin Here

Deadrat: Chill Love... You Know These White Bitches, once They Go BLACK They Never Go BACK

Mr Deadrat, why are you derailing this thread na

You are already dead, so pls stay out of the things that are made for the living.

A Call From Ex...
Lawlahdey: Hello Baby
Dead.rat: Who Is This?
Lawlahdey: It Lawlahdey na. Your Love
Dead.rat: Ok Call Me Back, I'm at A Burial
Lawlahdey: O My God! Who Died
Dead.rat: My Feelings For You

LordOfSamosa:
Mr Deadrat, why are you derailing this thread na

You are already dead, so pls stay out from the things that are you made for the living.

mr. Samosa you Will Soon Find Yourself In Sambisa

DeadRat:
mr. Samosa you Will Soon Find Yourself In Sambisa

k

Slayer2:
Make the 1000 naira for one, let me give you 100, you send my 100k

Lol! I don't like wasting money, else I would have. Broke guys like us are always careful with lavish expenditure. Clients have been asking for the humor book, so I need to gather these extra jokes as fast as I can. Bring your 5 — 10 for 100 Naira. If we and Nairalanders like the jokes or witty lines, you'll be paid openly on this thread or via PM.

LordOfSamosa:



k

you De Show Me The Emptiness of You air Bag Head abi...

Oyindidi:
What is this prick talking about?

Cum let me put it inside you. Naughty Ndidi.

DeadRat:
you De Show Me The Emptiness of You air Bag Head abi...

Help me unquote the blank post. God bless you.

LordOfSamosa:

k

Could you kindly unquote the blank post? Thank you very much for your cooperation.

iLegendd:
Could you kindly unquote the blank post? Thank you very much for your cooperation.

Nor vex baba, this weed that i am taking is really affecting me

IamLEGEND1:
I must chop that 100 bucks.
Oya.... Where dem funny folks at? Show yourselves make i browse una profile.

As much as you can. We are always ready.

LordOfSamosa:
Nor vex baba, this weed that i am taking is really affecting me

Apology accepted. Do you need apostle Suleiman's number for wireless deliverance?

iLegendd:
Hello, my sweet Nairalanders, we need your help. We know this 100 Naira is useless and valueless, but help us.

We wrote a great book on humor. Anyone who reads this book will instantly develop a great sense of humor. This book may be given out for free. We have decided to embark on a humor journey to help men and women develop their sense of humor.

This is what we want you to do for us:
whenever you come across a unique and short hilarious comment, send it to us.

Example:



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https://www.nairaland.com/4125764/fans-slam-mr-eazi-after

So, if you get us 5 — 10 hilarious comments, you'll get 100 Naira recharge card. You may create a new moniker for this purpose if you don't want to use your main.

I created a thread gathering funny comments, but I can't be in all threads. SavageFinder also created a thread, but we need fresh, witty and hilarious lines or replies. It can be a witty one liner. We'll use some of the lines you guys will post in the book to analyze and explain how humor works. Having a sense of humor is easy and we want to give you the formula in the book.

If 5 of the ones you post are selected, you'll get your card. Post when you come across and also post the link to the page where it was originally made.

Thank you.

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