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The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 4:06pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by MissyB1(m): 4:09pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Can I Like this? |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by essarios(m): 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
PRO |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 4:50pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
it's simple aritmetic |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by candylips(m): 4:57pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
boring maths |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 7:15pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
candylips: to u it is |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by 1106: 7:27pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
poster clap for urself now show ur parents that simple equation~ okay~ encore~ |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 7:55pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
*190*: u want them to disown me she |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by saintneo(m): 8:51pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Enockia:good stuff but your conclusion is terrible if it had finished in sarcastic manner by yabbing either m or f and left the rest for NLs the response would be beyond 4 pages by now |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by 1106: 9:07pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Enockia:dies~ |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by saintneo(m): 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
i have edited by comment severally. dame! ??/ this spam-bolt or whatever throws away the meaning in sentences |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Areaboy2(m): 9:22pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
clap for ya self, u take your own hand set parameters, and solve wettin u wan solve, ur first parameter wrong sef, cos donkey = eat + work + sleep Ruins everything, Dun mind me, i'm just being an arse as usual, quite funny |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 1:56pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
saintneo: ma guy i ain't lookin for long pages rather i'm lookin to catch fun *190*: bros i beg u well well no die o if u die who go replace u 4 NL? |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by benz190: 2:30pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
^^ Naah i wont die chop knockle my guy~ nothing do u~ |
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 3:48pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
correct guy |
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