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The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 4:06pm On Mar 15, 2010
Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by MissyB1(m): 4:09pm On Mar 15, 2010
Can I Like this?
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by essarios(m): 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2010
PRO
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 4:50pm On Mar 15, 2010
it's simple aritmetic
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by candylips(m): 4:57pm On Mar 15, 2010
boring maths angry
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 7:15pm On Mar 15, 2010
candylips:

boring maths angry

to u it is
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by 1106: 7:27pm On Mar 15, 2010
poster clap for urself
now show ur parents that simple equation~


okay~

encore~
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 7:55pm On Mar 15, 2010
*190*:

poster clap for urself
now show your parents that simple equation~


okay~

encore~

u want them to disown me she
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by saintneo(m): 8:51pm On Mar 15, 2010
Enockia:

it's simple aritmetic
good stuff but your conclusion is terrible shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
if it had finished in sarcastic manner by yabbing either m or f and left the rest for NLs

the response would be beyond 4 pages by now
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by 1106: 9:07pm On Mar 15, 2010
Enockia:

u want them to disown me she

dies~
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by saintneo(m): 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2010
i have edited by comment severally. dame!  ??/ this spam-bolt or whatever throws away the meaning in sentences
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Areaboy2(m): 9:22pm On Mar 15, 2010
clap for ya self,


u take your own hand set parameters, and solve wettin u wan solve,

ur first parameter wrong sef, cos donkey = eat + work  + sleep

Ruins everything,


Dun mind me, i'm just being an arse as usual,
quite funny
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 1:56pm On Mar 16, 2010
saintneo:

good stuff but your conclusion is terrible shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
if it had finished in sarcastic manner by yabbing either m or f and left the rest for NLs

the response would be beyond 4 pages by now

ma guy i ain't lookin for long pages rather i'm lookin to catch fun


*190*:

dies~

bros i beg u well well no die o if u die who go replace u 4 NL?
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by benz190: 2:30pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^

Naah i wont die

chop knockle my guy~ nothing do u~
Re: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(m): 3:48pm On Mar 16, 2010
correct guy

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