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Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 11:50am On Mar 16, 2010 |
madlady:yeah!! thats ur opinion |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 11:51am On Mar 16, 2010 |
Missy B: |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Abbeycity4(f): 11:57am On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: am telling u! |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by TOPE20001(f): 12:00pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
THE AMAKA: she said it best |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by MissyB1(m): 12:49pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
sleek417: Who's that angel on Your profile? Ma Rival? Someone please get me Kerosine and matches. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by madlady(f): 12:52pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: @Ebonyeyes, what's her website, my work mate really keen to read her life story. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 1:30pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
sleek417:Ooops my bad I was under the impression from you guys that only women did the digging. madlady: Im not too sure hun but here is her story on the "DAILY WAIL" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by madlady(f): 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
^^oh gosh The daily Wail" Come see him push me aside to read it. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 1:36pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Missy B:nah! ure ma one and only wifey the babe in the profile is ma twinny |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by alexmark: 1:44pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
ya-----na wetin den dey run after be that you no lie |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:10pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
madlady:Hahaha what did he say about it? |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by madlady(f): 2:13pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
^^If only you heard . |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ok give us the Pg13 version |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by THEAMAKA(f): 2:15pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
@Ebonyeyes I love you! i always read your posts. very true and entertaining. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:18pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Awww Amaka thanks babes, love your feisty personality as well, sometimes you say what I mean to say only difference is I dont have that feisty personality |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by THEAMAKA(f): 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by madlady(f): 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: To be honest he was nasty, but for some reason I liked the lady |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:22pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
madlady:I get the impression that the lady is being used. The more incapacitated she is, the more she doesnt know what her bank account looks like. The man is enabling her for that purpose. Poor kid will be motherless very soon. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
storyland |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by madlady(f): 2:29pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes: Yes to all you have said, hmmm some things are just toooo real to joke about. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Donvilo(m): 2:31pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
[color=#000099][/color][b][/b]NOT ALWAYS TRUE!!! |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by benz190: 2:33pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
seriously I dont like s3x (i mean im diff 4rm other guyzz) i dont fancy nuffin with no breasts and holes in em~! i just love spending my money and driving round wif my 08 camry~ |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 2:39pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
This is funny, but why am I not laughing? |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by candylips(m): 2:43pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
^^ because it is not funy duh !! |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by benz190: 2:50pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
^^ i tire o |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 9:37am On Mar 17, 2010 |
Looking up to page 3 version,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by H2O2: 9:49am On Mar 17, 2010 |
Probably |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by rapstar: 10:24am On Mar 17, 2010 |
This goes out for the ladies, if revise should be the case , would any black african woman have the mind to snap with him? be honest. at least the man is proud of the woman . |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Kgdavid(m): 11:26pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
hmmm that woman is disgusting. it is not likely that she has any money cuz she would have used it for surgery by now. the express way growing boobies and stuff is a little too abstract. lets create a hypothetical situation where we make the following assumptions: . there are an equal amount of men and women in the world. .1/2 of the men are rich and 1/2 are poor. .3/4 of the women are beautiful and the others are fat. . there are also monkeys whose males are very rich and whose females have boobies and stuff. .monkeys are capable of performing all sexual functions of human beings Hypothetically the result would be that the proportion of men with money would be paired off with an equal proportion of women who are beautiful. this takes care of 1/2 of the entire human population. of the remaining women, remember that 1/2 of them are beautiful and therefore these are the women the poor men want to marry. however these women want a rich guy and would rather pair off with a rich monkey than a poor man and so we are left with 1/2 of the entire population of guys to make a match with the remaining women who constitute only 1/4 of the entire population of women. after this round of pairing there are 1/4 of the entire population of men without partners and these men turn to the female monkeys and pair with them. conclusion: women would make money their top consideration when given a number of options while men would only resort to extremes for the lack of any other option. |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Nobody: 11:46pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Kgdavid:*death* So fat= ugly now? |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by Pweety4me(f): 11:47pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
@OP o wat a beautiful monkey u make shior! |
Re: If Money Grew On Trees, Ladies Would Date Monkeys by mamagee3(f): 11:50pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Poster. . . Most ladies aren't that materialistic. |
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