safarigirl:
if she raised an idiot like you, she no try.

A living dog is better than a dead lion

safarigirl:
even if I only knew my mum for ten years, she did not raise a c0ck-sucker. Your own just wasted her years on you

Eyah

I understand bae, life can be very hard for the motherless and unfortunate

Yoshy:
Comments here are hilarious! The first time I said that, after recovery from a surgery...mum responded "Nna ozugo, mechizie onu"

Ur mum be like " this anaesthetics is too strong, it's disturbing this boy"

oh boy ..we no dey talk fr my house ohh ..she just knows we love her

Shaw007:
Me: i love you mom
Mom: (looks at me in the most awkward way possible) odape oti jeun yo laaro yi

Lwkmd

NairalandSARS:
We don't say such in my house.

NairalandSARS:
We don't say such in my house.

Hahahaha you no go kill me

I have never used it with her before cos we speak our local dialect (Nupe) and there's no direct interpretation of I love you.
the only sweet word we use is 'my one and only mama'

I love you to an African mum
Are you looking to get a leather belt beating ni? Or omorogun reset....??
Of course you love her, that's why you wash the plates and sweep the floor... and she loves you, why else will she cook jollof rice for you on sunday?

Mama be like "That's my boy. and i be like That my treasure... Baba God give ma mama grace to live long, i gat alot to do for her.

Vado:
Wetin consign Iya Funmi with "I love you". Leave that for Oyinbo people. Three words can't capture the feeling.

Most profound post of the evening

This topic jus day make me laff immediately I sight am...

Me sha I cant even start saying "mum I luv u" cuz I knw the reaction will be

Mum: Come here and open your mouth.....*sniffs*
What did you drink at work today?? * quiet*
I say what did you drinky ah!" *quiet*
"you will not talk ahbi?"

Me: but mummy I just said I luv u, is not bad nah



Mum:is not bad ahbi?? Ok don't worry
Papa junior!! Papa junior ooo!! Come your son have started drinking burukutu

Ishilove:

Most profound post of the evening

I can't bring myself to say those words. It'll make me feel awkward, childish. Abeg, I prefer to hail her.

My mum will be like....olalekan ave u started smoking that oshogbo weed again?

I will mk efforts to start saying this words to mama anytime I call her. Though I show her how much I love her tru action
She is 70+ and getting old.

Augustap:

Ur mum be like " this anaesthetics is too strong, it's disturbing this boy"

Exactly, I really acted funny Shia, even proposed to a nurse, just because she held me with a very soft and tender hand... though I couldn't see her o

Me: I love you, mama.

My mom: God bless you!

Me: Amen!

Sounds awkward. The thing is we live in a country where parents hardly "I love you" to their kid(s). Their not saying so doesn't mean they don't love their kid(s), it's just that they're not used to it. Maybe it's an African thing. Asian parents hardly say "I love you" to their kid(s), too.

mhizesther:
Lol... she'll just be like "Hmmm" hmmm".. I don't have any money to give u, go an love ur daddy

Smart mama, will love to meet her!

skarlett:
My mom expects you to say it after every call and if you don't, she'll say it first.

I love you mama

happy birthday dear

I don't have the chance to say it to my mum, Cox I lost my mum at the age of 8years old. Hope she's alive to express my feelings for her.

Yoshy:

Exactly, I really acted funny Shia, even proposed to a nurse, just because she held me with a very soft and tender hand... though I couldn't see her o

Hahahaha. When i was under the influence of anaesthetics, i was trying to smile at my boyfriend cos i could feel he was kinda in pain. I kept smiling at him (my inner self told me i was really smiling) but i couldn't see him properly, he was in millions, so i don't know if he knew i smiled at him or if he even smiled back. Wen i remember some of the tins i did, i just burst laugh

frustratedrat:
happy birthday dear

Thanks dear

skarlett:


Thanks dear

Happy Birthday,

Happy New Year.

Have a blast.

Ishilove:

Most profound post of the evening

Augustap:

Hahahaha. When i was under the influence of anaesthetics, i was trying to smile at my boyfriend cos i could feel he was kinda in pain. I kept smiling at him (my inner self told me i was really smiling) but i couldn't see him properly, he was in millions, so i don't know if he knew i smiled at him or if he even smiled back. Wen i remember some of the tins i did, i just burst laugh

I used to think my case was special. Hehehe, At that crucial moment, all I had was my mind.

UBGG:
I've never said that to my mum and probably never will because I'm not one to show emotions, especially the love kind.

Uhm ur dp says much about that

safarigirl:
and who is this scoundrel?

Abeg face the dick you're sucking. Oponu oshi

So even u can speak Yoruba

Yoshy:
I used to think my case was special. Hehehe, At that crucial moment, all I had was my mind.

It happens to everyone who wakes up b4 the effect of the drug clears

to me this is the problem with africans......the inability to express love..

we must express our love to our children from early so they will be able to express it also. how can some of you have never said i love you to your mum? i understand its the culture but i think its sad and its a bad thing.
Me i tell my son i love him every single day and i will never stop doing such. i would encourage everyone that has never said those words to their parents to do so becuase one day they will no longer be around then you would wish you had said something......

pryme:


Happy Birthday,

Happy New Year.

Have a blast.

Thank you

skarlett:

Thanks dear

A Gigantic Happy Bday to u, Skar.
LLnP
Hip Hip Hip

ashjay001:

A Gigantic Happy Bday to u, Skar.

LLnP

Hip Hip Hip

Thanks a lot Jay

Hurray!

XYZo:


Uhm ur dp says much about that

Lol. I am enthralled by the beauty of the Joker's mind.