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6 Kinds Of joysticks by donvoice(m): 11:49pm On Nov 08, 2017
6 Kinds Of joysticks You May Encounter In Your Sex Life

Woman’s sex life is full of adventures and joysticks. joysticks of different kinds depending on your man. Following are 6 kinds of joysticks you may come across in your lifetime.

Smaller joysticks
Description: To be considered medically ‘small,’ a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average—meaning it’s just over three inches long when erect.
Fun fact: Researchers haven’t measured girth yet in any formal way, so there aren’t any established numbers floating around out there about average width, says Alukal.
Tip: Try the coital alignment technique—when his pelvic bone presses directly against a woman’s clit—to boost your pleasure.


Growers
Description: joysticks that are bigger when erect than they are flaccid.
Fun fact: An international survey found that 79 percent of men have growers.
Tip: During pre-intimacy, wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him achieve his full-size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so he can enjoy sex for longer.)


Uncircumcised joysticks
Description: The foreskin is left intact.
Fun fact: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin.
Tip: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more.


Curved joysticks
Description: The erect penis bends slightly to either side.
Fun fact: When flaccid, his manhood will seem pretty straight—it’s only when he gets hard that the curve appears.
Tip: Experiment and be communicative with your partner. Try as many new positions as you can, and you’ll have a better idea of what feels best for both of you.


Circumcised joysticks
Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed.
Fun fact: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised.
Tip: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don’t have the sensitive foreskin). But since you’re probably used to these kinds of joysticks anyway, just proceed as per usual.


Unpredictable joysticks
Description: It doesn’t always get hard when it should.
Fun fact: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that don’t always function as they should. What’s more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem.
Tip: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But don’t say something like, “It’s okay, I don’t care,” because you do—and he knows it. The better thing is to say is, ‘We’ll figure this out together,’ and then remind him about a week after you talk about it to schedule a doctor’s appointment. That way, he’ll know that you’re there for him—and that you want it to work just as much as he does.


Which one have you encounter before?

Re: 6 Kinds Of joysticks by Nobody: 12:00am On Nov 09, 2017
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Re: 6 Kinds Of joysticks by Yeligray(m): 12:02am On Nov 09, 2017
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