naijacann:

BSc. Mangement,           Owerri  (IMSU)

MBA Management,         Canada (Univ. of Canada West)

BScN Nursing,                Canada  (Univ. of Toronto)

MScN Nursing                 USA        (Western Gov. Univ, Utah)

DScN Nursing                 USA        (Breyers State Univ, Los Angeles)

PhD   Management        USA        (Suffield Univ, Connecticut)

Going home to naija this Fall for my Youth Service, I really wanna feel that fun.
AGE: 31

ANYTHING STILL LEFT FOR ME TO READ?
UMU NNAA, I DON TRY

All these degrees and you're just 31?

You must have entered university at the age of 5.

^^^ It's actually achievable in 16 years, but the only problem is that attending IMSU at tha age of 15 in 1994 would not have helped thanks to the usual academic crises (and unfortunately, there were no private Universities in Nigeria those days, I guess)

@ topic!

buy pepper oh!

ataro, shombo, succulent tomatoes dey

i get red onions, white onions from jankara market

tatase, dried pepper dey too

i get knoor cubes, maggi, ajimonoto dey ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

buy fine! fine pepper ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just to set my record straight, as I understand some of you doubts how I could have bagged all these qualifications at 31, here's the breakdown timelines:

BSc. Management, IMSU, Graduated at 20(1999)

MBA Managenemt, Univ of Canada West; Started Jan. 2000 and Graduated Aug. 2001 (almost 2 yrs programme for me since I hadn't any work experience yet)
Here, Nursing and health care pays so well and I decided to go obtain a bachelors in nursing in order to be in health administration, and so:

BSc. Nursing, Univ. of Toronto ; Graduated 2004- (2 yrs progrmme). Here, BSc Nursing could be 2 yrs for you if u already have a degree in any other field. In USA, it is even 1 year in most schools, but very very very extremely intensive. I eventually fell in love with Nursing, especially the medial surgical part of it and then decided to go obtain a graduate degree, hence:

MSc Nursing, Specialization in Nursing Administration from Western Gov Univ Utah. Graduated  Fall of 2005. I then went ahead to bag a:

DScN(Doctor of Science in Nursing) from BSU, Los Angeles, Graduated in  Summer 2008 and then a:

PhD in Management, specialization in Management. Will be graduating  in  June 2010. Of course I had a few research courses and then went straight to my Dissertation since I already had a doctorate degree. Umu nnaaa, agujuola m(I don read finish)

I HOPE ITS CLEARER NAW.  I REALLY WANNA VISIT NAIJA THIS FALL TO DO MY SERVICE. OF COURSE I COULD GET AN EXEMPTION, BUT I WANNA FEEL THAT CAMP LIFE. WHY DO I NEED THE CERTIFICATE? FOR THE SAKE OF THE FUTURE. HOPE TO CONTEST FOR A POLITICAL POSITION IN 2015  ELECTION SEASON AND WOULDN'T WANT ANY CLOUD STILL HOVERING OVER MY HEAD.

well have fun in Naija, i hope you have some money after all that schooling cos , fun in naija does require some mula 

Bsc in women Affairs (BIWA), Theres no gal i cant crack

@Pittbaby

Sure I will.
Thanks

i went to one university somewhere in Naija , where lecturer nearly derailed my future cos i no gree for am
I vex comot for country  go get my MBA , Graduated working now doing some yeye certifications cos they say i have to do them .

Lets thank God that I am not writing Jamb again because of that YEYE lecturer. As for the lecturer he should just thank god that I am xtain cos if curses they catch person he will be in an early grave , all this men that like to act like they no go born female pikin


, and thats what my university edumacation did for me

the onli nfa in oxford

thats real achievement!

Home schooled with street smarts

HND(ACC); ACA; ACIT; MBA(in view).

How is that?

I graduated Phd (Pull Haterz Down), from the University of Hard Knocks.

English language(c6),Biology language(c4),Geography language(c4),mathematics language(c4),physics language(A1),chemistry language(A1),economics language(A1),agric. language(A1),Yoruba language(c4).B.Sc Marine Engineering language,DNIIT in Java language,advance diploma in safety language,professnal cert in engine room & auxilliary watch keeping language.I no try ni

alextywo:

English language(c6),Biology language(c4),Geography language(c4),mathematics language(c4),physics language(A1),chemistry language(A1),economics language(A1),agric. language(A1),Yoruba language(c4).B.Sc Marine Engineering language,DNIIT in Java language,advance diploma in safety language,professnal cert in engine room & auxilliary watch keeping language.I no try ni

u try wel wel.

alextywo:

English language(c6),Biology language(c4),Geography language(c4),mathematics language(c4),physics language(A1),chemistry language(A1),economics language(A1),agric. language(A1),Yoruba language(c4).B.Sc Marine Engineering language,DNIIT in Java language,advance diploma in safety language,professnal cert in engine room & auxilliary watch keeping language.I no try ni

u try wel wel.

First School Leaving Certificate
5years experience in roasting plantain
I sabi speak english small small
38years

NCP
CFBT
AMMMS
CMIACU

NCP
CFBT
AMMMS
CMIACU

From Russia wit luv
with Pinoy and Indian assistance

OM 4.2 ALL MODULES
BOLT 1 AND 2 SERIES

With luv from Pinoy University, Faculty of Mobile Communications and Wireless Technologies

This thread should have been posted on entertainment section. See what nairalanders are commenting here,
lol

which one be in-view now?

as for my qualification - GED in tow

NCP - Nigeria
CFBT - India
CMIACU - Pinoy Uni
AMMMS - UK
OM 4.2 AND 5 All Modules
BOLT -Complete Series

NCP - Nigeria
CFBT - India
CMIACU - Pinoy Uni
AMMMS - UK
OM 4.2 AND 5 All Modules
BOLT -Complete Series

CUBT - PINOY Tech

HND Elect - The Polytechnic Ibadan
PGD Elect - FUTA
MEng Engineering Mgt - Northwest University, South Africa
MBA International Biz Mgt - Lincoln University, Oakland California.USA
PhD Eng Mgt (In View) - Northwest University, South Africa
CCNA, MCSE etc

Bsc computer sci 3rd class

1 day diploma fx trading (Prof forex)

advance diploma forex trading (in view)

money making machine(1st class)

no be by pali na God

Hilarious posts.

ikamefa:

@ topic!

buy pepper oh!

ataro, shombo, succulent tomatoes dey

i get red onions, white onions from jankara market

tatase, dried pepper dey too

i get knoor cubes, maggi, ajimonoto dey ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

buy fine! fine pepper ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

u get ewedu?