I just can't stop laughing at some of the post on here. But then, come to think of it with all the qualification from most of the good people on here, what positive impact are you making individually to improve Nigeria and make her the giant of Africa? Just food for thought.

B.sc Petrolchemical eng. - Uni Petrol

Msc Mech.eng. - Feyingbole A&M University Houston

B. Tech Mechanical Engineering
Certified equipment and piping designer (Aveva)
Certified information systems auditor (ISACA)
Fire Protection Systems Designer: Automatic Sprinklers, Hydrants, Smoke Detectors etc (NAFFCO, Dubai)
Planning and Scheduling Expert (IT Edge)
Softwares:  AutoCAD (2D and 3D), Bentley, Ceasar, PDMS, Visio, Hass, TSHC, Pipe flow Expert, Pipe flow 3D, MS Project, Primavera.

More than 4500hrs of Experience.

Standard 6 Certificate
JAMB
WAEC
Certificate in Tomato biz

unfortunately u guys all get ANALOG certificate. A beg go get DIGITAL certificate and earn respect!

crap, i know all ur qualifications, i only need to ask your neibours

BA - Born Again.

DEEBOY29:

B.Sc Computer Science (2:1)-BU
M.Sc Information Technology(Business Analysis)- HWU
Oracle Certified Professional-10g
Cert in Linux(RHEL10)
MBCS.
ITIL IT service Management - Foundation
ISEB Certified Software Tester- (Practitioner)
2 Yrs Work Experience
23 yrs Old.

redhat 10?   i didnt know they continued it. i jumped off the RH train after RH9 and they introduce fedora, moved rather quickly to ubuntu and SuSE. I need to return to the linux world, mac is spoiling me dirty!  

fatai2:

unfortunately u guys all get ANALOG certificate. A beg go get DIGITAL certificate and earn respect!

OMG

B TECH COMPUTER SCIENCE, OGBOMOSO
MASTERS TELECOMMUNICATION , DUBLIN
MCP
MCSE
CCNA
CCNP
OCA
OCP
JAVA
PHD IN VIEW

FSLC (first school leaving certificate)

:d

denzel2009:

B.sc Petrolchemical eng. - Uni Petrol

Msc Mech.eng. - Feyingbole A&M University Houston

Sh!!t

You people still think like nigerian. This is the way nigerian think. You can have a PHD and not be able to fix the problem in Nigeria. The truth is the people who have destroyed nigeria, have PHD some of the times. But they have not be able to transform thier PHD to improve Nigeria because they are teacher , who teach children and have no real work experience.

You cant ask a Prof of engineering in a university to go and resolve the problem with NEPA, since he has never had a real job in his life.

Look the other time, I was talking about parking ticket. It is because I have had parking ticket before. You can not solve the problem of Nigeria, if you have never gone through what Nigerian have ever gone through.

If you have a rich kid to become president of Nigeria. How do you think, he would resolve the problem of Nigeria, when he has never experience what average nigerian go through.

You may have a degree but with experience, your degree is just a piece of paper. If you claim you own an IT company and you cant turn on computer.

We should be asking what can you do for us.

Becomrich/:

You people still think like nigerian. This is the way nigerian think. You can have a PHD and not be able to fix the problem in Nigeria. The truth is the people who have destroyed nigeria, have PHD some of the times. But they have not be able to transform thier PHD to improve Nigeria because they are teacher , who teach children and have no real work experience.

You cant ask a Prof of engineering in a university to go and resolve the problem with NEPA, since he has never had a real job in his life.

Look the other time, I was talking about parking ticket. It is because I have had parking ticket before. You can not solve the problem of Nigeria, if you have never gone through what Nigerian have ever gone through.

If you have a rich kid to become president of Nigeria. How do you think, he would resolve the problem of Nigeria, when he has never experience what average nigerian go through.

You may have a degree but with experience, your degree is just a piece of paper. If you claim you own an IT company and you cant turn on computer.

We should be asking what can you do for us.

Yeah that is the problem with Nigeria

E.g Me , check what I am doing, I am not a degree holder - It's your Xperience and the way of thinking.

That is the way it is done abroad and you are a successful person

Thou it's okay to have a degree but all depends on your thinking

Visa card holder
interswitch card holder
etransact card holder
V-pay card holder

al qaeda qualified bomber 4yrs experience
Taliban qualified suicide bomber sorter 7 yrs experience
boko haram phd trainee

M.D (medical doctor)
speaks english,french,portugese,hungarian fluently
25 years old

^^^^^


All the qualifications in the world  - yet no water, no electricity, bad roads, mass illiteracy, hunger, no infrastructure and many more madness



and yet the oyinbo man wey no get half of the qualification of Nigerians has a much better and higher standard of living

which one would you prefer.

Pharm.D- Rutgers university

Matinho:

M.D (medical doctor)
speaks english,french,portugese,hungarian fluently
25 years old

cllns:

Pharm.D- Rutgers university

And yet his people are dying everyday of common malaria - what a waste

P.T.H (potential terror to Humanity) , UNIVERSITY OF ALQAEDA , saudi Arabia
I.B.E (international bomb expert) , TRAINED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN himsel, Guatanamo bay
A.P.C.(Advanced physical combatant), JOINT CONFRATERNITY OF NIGERIA, university of the Sky
A.B.C(Another Bad Creature) , HONORARY , Ifa priests High school

Working experience ? Hmmm , been training suicide bombers all around the world , (don't mind that Abdumutallab He goat , he Miss classes that's why he could not do me proud, shior ,single Handedly Infused a brain derailing tumor in Yar'adua's Coffee thank God u all are Living witness to what's going on with him Now , Proud Godfather of MEND (5 years and still counting ), Don't let me brag , at least these ones are okay for now ,

Now I am working on Hacking Nairaland and getting everybody's infos from it , Watch out for me

sweetguy10:

P.T.H (potential terror to Humanity) , UNIVERSITY OF ALQAEDA , saudi Arabia
I.B.E (international bomb expert) , TRAINED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN himsel, Guatanamo bay
A.P.C.(Advanced physical combatant), JOINT CONFRATERNITY OF NIGERIA, university of the Sky
A.B.C(Another Bad Creature) , HONORARY , Ifa priests High school

Working experience ? Hmmm , been training suicide bombers all around the world , (don't mind that Abdumutallab He goat , he Miss classes that's why he could not do me proud, shior ,single Handedly Infused a brain derailing tumor in Yar'adua's Coffee thank God u all are Living witness to what's going on with him Now , Proud Godfather of MEND (5 years and still counting ), Don't let me brag , at least these ones are okay for now ,

Now I am working on Hacking Nairaland and getting everybody's infos from it , Watch out for me

I currently work as a Forensic Scientist in a crime laboratory.  

I hold a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice (BA)

I also hold a Masters in Forensic Science (MFS)

Currently, I am completing my dissertation and will hopefully be awarded my PhD in Criminal Justice by the end of the year.

southern1:


I currently work as a Forensic Scientist in a crime laboratory.  

I hold a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice (BA)

I also hold a Masters in Forensic Science (MFS)

Currently, I am completing my dissertation and will hopefully be awarded my PhD in Criminal Justice by the end of the year.

can i marry u? with all that qualification i dont need to work. i will be a stay at home dad, exercising on my PS3  u bring in the cash i give u good loving

B.sc in eke ebu
HND in Ijogbon

Montclair states , NJ    Bsc  Business Administration. Marketing Graduated 2004 - GPA 3.25 
Essex County College , Newark , NJ       AAS- Accounting  Graduated 2006 - GPA 2.75
Ahmadu Bello University  , Zaria ,   Bsc Chemistry   Graduated 1993

na2day,

LOL!!! Stay home and raise da kids huh? hmmmmmmmmm

southern1:


I currently work as a Forensic Scientist in a crime laboratory.  

I hold a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice (BA)

I also hold a Masters in Forensic Science (MFS)

Currently, I am completing my dissertation and will hopefully be awarded my PhD in Criminal Justice by the end of the year.

This is really cool. I wish you all the very best!

^ It is super cool. I thought abt Forensic as a Major too.
Best career eva. I'm jealous

InesQor, thank you for the comment. I must say that I do enjoy my job. But what I'm trying to now do as a side hustle is branch out into teaching at the university level.

FL Gators, I do love my job.

deeboy29:

B.Sc Computer Science (2:1)-BU
M.Sc Information Technology(Business Analysis)- HWU
Oracle Certified Professional-10g
Cert in Linux(RHEL10)
MBCS.
ITIL IT service Management - Foundation
ISEB Certified Software Tester- (Practitioner)
2 Yrs Work Experience
23 yrs Old.

Oboy congrats, but abeg reduce the size of ur picture for here abeg