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Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by HARDLABOR: 8:24pm On Nov 10, 2017
You came back from school tired and
hungry,,

You walked straight to the
kitchen after dropping your bag.

On opening the soup pot,it was your
Worst soup that was prepared,you

Decided to manage it since you were hungry.
You opened the /Eba plate and
discovered there's no Maked Eba
inside,,

you decided to plug water since
there was light,
After pluging it you went inside your room to relax and also wait for the
water to boil.

Some minutes later,you went back to
the kitchen to check the water but you
noticed you didn't switch on the
Socket;so you turned it On,

After switching it on, #Nepa took the light,. You decided to use the Stove but
unfortunately there was no
.Kerosene.inside it.

uu went to neighbour's house buh dey are not around..
U trekked to your friend's house in the fourth street under the sun.

U boiled water dere and pour it in the flask uu took there.
U den took bike with your last cash to your house.

on getting home you brought out a bowl and turning stick to prepare the eba ....
.
.
.
.
U then discovered there is no garri in the house
.
.
.
.
You now be like.....
(Eli,! Eli,!! Lama saba tani) ( My God,My
God, why has thou Forsaken me)...with tears in your eyes.




Joke o

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Re: Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by maleekfrenzy(m): 8:35pm On Nov 10, 2017
grin
Re: Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by jdluv(f): 8:39pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nice one
Re: Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by Bibi294(f): 9:17pm On Nov 10, 2017
Lol grin grin grin.... Kuku kee me... A wee just faint in peace
Re: Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by Augustap(f): 9:47pm On Nov 10, 2017
Just leave me to die grin

Re: Read This Joke, Laff And Comment by Nobody: 9:52pm On Nov 10, 2017
I don't get it undecided

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