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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by drvalency: 9:28pm On May 15, 2018
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
I pity you though

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Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 9:31pm On May 15, 2018
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.
..........my dear i met one of them ooo.........this one cant even stand up for second round.......chai!!!!!!!i don suffer o
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Jazzlite: 9:32pm On May 15, 2018
amakadihot87:
..........my dear i met one of them ooo.........this one cant even stand up for second round.......chai!!!!!!!i don suffer o
Nah work your pussy be?
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 9:34pm On May 15, 2018
goldedprince:

Too bad, once I land naija next week, we can give ourselves a try if you are in Lagos. No be mouth, no smoke or drink, I will Bleep u for knew whole day nonstop. When u jam guys like me wey go cum and still dey hard continue second round then u go know say some people are born for sex
.........prince are youuuuu kidddiiiinnngggg
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by David17D: 10:10pm On May 15, 2018
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.

your bf must definitely be a 2 seconds guy..that why you're pained he can't make u cum grin
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.

your bf must definitely be a 2 seconds guy..that why you're pained he can't make u cum
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 10:15pm On May 15, 2018
Jazzlite:

Ain't fcking you to please you but pleasure myself...
Now that we're clear about the purpose... You coming with a fish smelling pussy ain't not gonna get the guy interested for long.....
Two... Inactivity in bed is not gonna help your cause.
Three: you can't determine the potency of a man within 24 hours... spend the weekend with him... Some are slow starters.... Once they start.... You will not remain the same...
weak guy detected
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 10:17pm On May 15, 2018
Jazzlite:

Nah work your pussy be?
....
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na work o......you cantbe messing my punna up ......


with all my packages
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by yabas(m): 12:59am On May 16, 2018
chibabe259:
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.

grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin Funny gal, u de vex o. Add me up make we jist
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by romme2u: 1:30am On May 16, 2018
Jazzlite:

Am I going to get paid for fcking her?

angry

Are you blind? am i she? is she me? do we resemble?

why asking me?

You better go try your luck whether she will pay...........after all, the reward for good work is more work
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Jazzlite: 6:34am On May 16, 2018
amakadihot87:
weak guy detected
If you know you know. If you don't know you don't
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Jazzlite: 6:37am On May 16, 2018
amakadihot87:
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na work o......you cantbe messing my punna up ......


with all my packages
If you are worth it.... You won't be disappointed. I am selective... even my libido is choosy.... Let's meet up...who knows you may catch my fancy.
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 7:37pm On May 17, 2018
Jazzlite:

If you are worth it.... You won't be disappointed. I am selective... even my libido is choosy.... Let's meet up...who knows you may catch my fancy.
......

your own choosy nature never reach my own self

You get 6 packs
v shape
fair
10inches dicky?
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Epunch1(m): 1:38pm On Nov 08, 2018
amakadihot87:
......

your own choosy nature never reach my own self

You get 6 packs
v shape
fair
10inches dicky?
so na only dis fins dy trip ya? babe, get class nah! d name is "punchline"
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by amakadihot87(f): 9:00am On Nov 09, 2018
Epunch1:
so na only dis fins dy trip ya? babe, get class nah! d name is "punchline"
post uploaded during rainy season ,your are replying to it in dry season......nawao
Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Epunch1(m): 1:11pm On Nov 10, 2018
amakadihot87:
post uploaded during rainy season ,your are replying to it in dry season......nawao
lol no vex nah na when i see em nah..... LWKMHO babe you mouth no be here ooo!!

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