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|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 11:35pm On Jan 04|
OMG!! THIS IS THE PARTICULAR MOMENT OMG WAS MEANT FOR...OMG!!
I just saw my diary on the front page this night. And I have been dancing ever freaking dance ever created.
I'm sorry there's no update. That's because, while others were getting a new phone as new year gift. Mine crashed. Luckily I got it fixed yesterday and update will be available tomorrow. I'm really sleepy this night...
All the amazing comments, the critics etc. Love you all..
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Jwonder(m): 4:59am On Jan 05|
gh0sts:Thank God, can't wait for the update. And you can maoe it two update to compensate for making us wait so long.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Celsony: 7:39am On Jan 05|
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I slept in Deji‘s room alone with him, it was a little bit awkward
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Why was it so awkward, where tyou expecting something to happen before?
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Celsony: 8:18am On Jan 05|
I am current a batch A stream 2 serving in Ekiti & i can relate to that language part, a fellow corp member always feel offended whenever i speak hausa language with a corp member but always speak yoruba even while we are there & i say thats hypocrit
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Goldjms: 11:17am On Jan 05|
pls tag me in you next post am.enjoying it
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 5:36pm On Jan 05|
Tay and I made the room our own little fortress. The apartment that housed our room, housed other rooms including a toilet and bathroom under one roof. So that you don't have to leave the building to use the toilet. Honestly, we would have preferred a self contain. But it is easier to find a virgin in that town...and trust me, it's not easy at all. Somehow, I was comfortable with Tay. And that's coming from someone who isn't very accommodating. I'm not talking about housing people, but also accommodating them in my life. We never invaded each others privacy. We were comfortable in our silence. And our discussions barely leads to argument. And even when it did it never escalated. We couldn't share clothes since Tay is thick and has curves in the right places. While I was the complete opposite. Do there was never an issue about wearing each others clothes. Bringing money for food was never a problem. We both enjoy the fine things. And there was always large chunks of meat in our pot of stew. Tay, being the Yoruba girl always insisted on Kanda(kpomo) which even made the stew seem richer. Luckily, we were in a town where meat was cheap with a lot of variety to choose from...goat, cow, dog, sheep, pig. Most mornings after waking up, we'll just lie on our bed and press our phones...we were lazy together and nobody scolded the other. It was like we synced. If one person should finally get up to wash the plates. The other automatically picks up the broom to sweep the house. We were alone in the house since Darey hasn't moved in yet. And we enjoyed the solitude. We didn't have a place to charge our phones or laptops. So, most nights we go the kiosk close to Deji's compound to charge. One of those nights, we sat there waiting for our things to get full. Lanle was with us and we hosted into the night. Just then, there was chaos outside. People were running outside the store. At first, I couldn't understand what was happening, so I just sat there. The owner of store later explained that masquerade was already out and we need to rush home. Well, in this 21st century masquerade was still parading some parts of the country causing businesses to close early and fining girls they see. That is if they are lucky...else, it may be worse. The moment I heard that, a charge flew through me. Sending me in total awareness. It was with the speed of light Tay and I put everything back in the bag. I dashed out of store, leading the way to where we could pick bikes...how will I explain it to Pops if I was caught by masquerade? It doesn't even sound right. Lanle and Tay were running to meet up with me. Lanle was begging that we walk her to her house first since the road that leads there is dark. Tay and I laughed like weren't running for our lives moment ago. Tay just quietly showed her a man that was walking in her direction and told her to follow him if she knows what's good for her. By then, I've stopped a bike and off we went. As we got close to our house. We saw light in another store, just very close to our house. There were people sitting there charging like nothing was happening. We got down from the bike and found space for our things first. As we sat to wait, we asked the people close to us if the Masquerade doesn't know the road to this place...you can't blame us, where we were coming from was total chaos. While here, people were just chilling carelessly. It was then we understood that the masquerade has different days for different places.
Darey changed his mind about staying in our building. He was having money issues. Good riddance, I had thought. Mag, from imo state later rented the room from Darey. I had already told Mag about the place, but he had insisted on self contain. He found one that had rules than the ten commandment. That was when he came back. He moved in about two weeks after we did and it was a good change. He stayed in his room mostly or goes out to see his friends. But whenever he has time to gist with us mostly at where we charge. It was a delight. He had finished from imo state university. And will gist us about the cult activities that takes place there. He always made our wait shorter. He was also having visitors. And that meant, we were having visitors too.
Schools finally closed and a lot of corpers travelled, leaving the town quiet. Somehow, Mag had two consistent visitors. Because everybody in there compound had travelled. I knew Dan very well. He visits Lanle often. But the other guy, Nedu, not too much. I saw him checking me out once. But, I just assumed it was all in my head. They were frequent and even as Dan will always stop by our room to say hi, Nedu never did.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 6:33pm On Jan 05|
Tay and I were home one night. Watching movies on our laptops, it was all we did after charging. Dan came in later and as we talked he told us they bought whiskey and invited us over. Tay declined, she doesn't take alcohol... I just quietly followed Dan, thinking, more whiskey for us. By the we entered, they had soaked MJ
in the whiskey. As I took the first seep. I smiled, this was even better. Nedu sat in a corner smoking. I knew I was in trouble immediately. My new year resolution was to stop smoking weed. It wasn't like I was addicted or something. But I need to stop
before I become an addict. And I only made
that resolution because I knew I was leaving school, where all the vices took
place. Other guys would have offered me something else. Maybe food or drink. Or said hi. But not Nedu. He tapped another when we walked in and started wrapping it. I thought it was for Dan until he offered it to me. I didn't understand him...was it a gesture? He still did not talk to me after I took it. I drew in and let the smoke fill my lungs. I knew the resolution wouldn't stand, at least I tried. We gisted and drank and smoked. It was nice. As the MJ did it's magic. I saw the beauty of Langtang North...it wasn't such a bad place anymore. I slept fine that night. Somehow it became a ritual. When they come back, they'll call me and I will gladly go. As time went on. Nedu started talking to me.
Dan and Mag left the room to keep Tay company one night. Immediately, I was alert. Not scared or worried. Just alert. Nedu and I smoked and talked. Mainly about school and MJ. He told me about how much he likes and have been looking for a way to talk to me. He was sure fate was involved since he finally saw me in Mag's compound. I don't believe in fate, but I was too high to burst his bubble. In fact, everything he said was funny to me. And my brain was taunting me. If I react to anything he says, my brain tells me I'm over reacting. And if I don't react, my brain tells me I'm under reacting. I was struggling to be in between and somehow, the struggle was clouding everything he was saying. When his lips found mine, I was still not concentrating. I kissed him too...his lips tasted sweet. Obviously something to mask to smell of the MJ. I liked the smell, and continued to kiss him. I felt his hand move on my body...but I didn't mind. I didn't feel anything for him. But I also didn't want him to stop. He withdrew and picked his stick from the plate he had kept it and took a long drag. I was obviously too high to understand what went on, what was going on. I took mine too. And just then Mag walked in like he had timed us. I was worried or anything. We finished talking. I finished my stick and left. Dan sat on the beg watching a movie. I just quietly found the floor. I was having good thoughts about my life...MJ has a way of making me feel my life isn't in complete mess. I woke up the next day on my bed, I didn't know how u got there and I didn't care. I remembered everything well.
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|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Kingstone32(m): 8:24pm On Jan 05|
So you smoke weed! This story 's getting more interesting!
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BlizzydoDo(f): 8:52pm On Jan 05|
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 8:59pm On Jan 05|
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 9:12pm On Jan 05|
Oh my lawd! This is getting crazier..
At first I thought u meant Michael Jackson, but then nobody smoked Michael Jackson except for his hoes tho..
For the good write u've kept coming, ghOst I owe u two wraps.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 9:19pm On Jan 05|
BlizzydoDo:Tansaylot.. I we take ur sumision to my fillage parliament as efidence to win my argument. Tansaygayn
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BlizzydoDo(f): 10:28pm On Jan 05|
BiadeFolar:lol, funny you.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Jwonder(m): 11:20pm On Jan 05|
Hahahaha!! Best story ever, I'm loving this.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by OlufemiWhit(m): 2:57am On Jan 06|
MJ no be Micheal Jackson ooooo......lmao.......ghosts dhy burst my brain aswear
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Kenzico(m): 6:43am On Jan 06|
I thought the narrator was a novice after all...i guess she's a PRO in smoking MJ
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Gucciqueen38(f): 9:46am On Jan 06|
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 12:23pm On Jan 06|
Gucciqueen38:I'm a yam and egg man.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by dabocity: 1:11pm On Jan 06|
nice and pls update asap
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 2:10pm On Jan 06|
In other words I love yam & egg
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Gucciqueen38(f): 3:35pm On Jan 06|
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Vikkioshio(f): 5:09pm On Jan 06|
I'm loving this & is getting so interesting. please am starved of your story ooooooooooo
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by MhiztaRange(m): 7:52pm On Jan 06|
you gats to do one thing to keep mind and soul together
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 4:02pm On Jan 07|
honestly I've never really been one to get stuck in a relationship for long. It's not because I don't like it...after all I like romantic movies. It's mostly because I don't enjoy it. I hardly get attracted to people entirely. I might find a person physically attractive...but no be fine face or fine body we go chop na. Mostly, I like intelligent and smart people. Not just book smart. But versatile smart...politics, religion, sports, movies, science, geography, everything. Just a little bit of everything. I also try as much as possible not to show too much emotions, it always gave me the creeps just to know that I was being attached. I had my first boyfriend in my first year of school. Koro was seven years older than me and was smart. I was just a teen a naive. But, that wasn't enough. So I made Ed my second. Dating two of them simultaneously. Both guys liked me crazy...and it was understandable. I was young, cute, naïve, smart. Koro works with a petrochemical company in Sapele. While Ed was a hustling, fresh graduate. So, it was a long distance relationship with them. I met them once, separately. And while Koro gave me my first kiss...and for the first time, I knew that kisses don't sweep people off their feet. It's a lie. Ed gave me my first cunnilingus. Both without penetration. Not because I stopped them, but when they realized my V card was still intact, they didn't want to scare me of with desperation. I think. Fast forward to four months after I agreed to a relationship. I was tired. Relationship wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. I didn't know the power I wield. Not until they both begged and didn't mind that I was double dating...
By my ND2, I didn't have a boyfriend. Just boys I played with. I met my third boyfriend chuck during my IT year. He both insulted and told me he liked me the same day. His confidence was beyond extreme. I liked him immediately. He was 10 years older and a Doctor, plus he was fine...then I understood where the boost came from. I gave my first handjob since sex wasn't on the table...at least not yet. Two months later, I broke it off with him. He only asked if I was sure that was what I wanted, and when I said yea. He said okay, like it was my loss. He didn't get it. I don't regret anything about relationship. How will I? when I see a relationship as a test.
I met Parka in HND 2. He was one of those fine, quiet bad boys. When we got talking, I knew I liked him. We starting hanging out more. He gave me my first joint. It was heavenly the first time and I knew I was going to get hung on it. But, then it wasn't just him. Our relationship was never defined. So, there was Steve and Sa and Fitz. Steve was just a fling. He was the 50 shades crazy type. Not with the whips...thank God. But with the cuffs. It was one crazy night with him. And I gave my first Mouth Gig. Fitz was married, but that never stopped him. We went out a few times, but mostly to public places. And he'd always steal a kiss or two, but that was it. I liked him though. His gist were always on point and he knew almost everything about me. I was wild...but I wasn't bad.
So, with Nedu asking that I be his girlfriend. I knew there was no way that would happen. I didn't even like him...I just kept him hanging, just in case. One night, after our usual ritual. He proceeded to kiss me. And I decided to let him go further. His hands moved to my breast and then down to my vag. I didn't stop him. I was waiting to see his reaction. When he hit the barrier, he stopped. I never get tired of the look on their faces whenever they find out. That look always gives me a high...one almost better than what I get from MJ. He asked the usual question they all ask. I carefully stood up and adjusted my clothes. ' Goodnight Nedu' I said and left. I think that new knowledge was the fuel he needed. I never understand why they always want more when they find out. His asking increased. Somehow, I was who he has been searching for...
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|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 5:06pm On Jan 07|
I don't like to judge. But we all find ourselves judging people helplessly. I was getting used to the bath B corpers in Langtang North. Getting used to them, meant getting to know tiny details about them. That way I found out most of them were couples. I wasn't against dating a fellow corp member. Or leaving together as a couple. But I'm too lazy to start carrying out my wifely duties when I wasn't legally married yet. Clean, cook and arrange. The room I shared with Tay was never completely arranged...it was a mess, but not a total mess. I hate to wash clothes especially...and boys clothes always have a particular hardness attached to it. I don't mind cooking. But doing the dishes too...I need a special kind of grace to do them immediately. But these girls didn't look like they were complaining, so who was I to complain on their behalf? Somehow they had chosen and paired up before we came. Our boys were fast learners. They asked us out in sessions. Proposing their one year theory for us. Both Tay and Lanle both have boyfriends at home. That didn't stop the boys, who will constantly tell them it's just 'one year plan' like it was Mtn subscription. As for me, a boyfriend wasn't an I excuse. I didn't need one to turn them down.
Itei was the assistant CLO sort of. We got talking and I knew he liked me. I always know when they like me...body language, talking language, niceness language, spending language. There's always a language to give them off. We spent time together a lot, his calls increased and somehow we were seeing everyday. I was enjoying it. The little game. I didn't like him like that...but, I didn't hate him too. So, it was a good chance to just play. The first time he came to my place, he came with the CLO and the CLO's girlfriend. When the CLO and his babe were leaving, he didn't join them. Tay understood fast and quickly told me she was escorting the people that came to see her, because she knows Itei came to see me. He heard everything and felt a little embarrassed. He told me he wouldn't have come if he knew Tay stayed with me...haba! I didn't know if I should apologize or laugh it off. I chose the later. Closer we grew.
Lanle came to visit us one day with a very interesting story. Her neighbour who had travelled the week after we came had just returned. And somehow had a fight with another guy in the compound. This other guy had addressed her as itei's babe when he was telling Itei who sat there to hold her...ehn. Me having little in mind for Itei already, just brushed it off. Itei still visited as usual. Hung out as usual. And even played with me in front of his supposed babe. Meanwhile, he never talks to his babe outside, or played with her, or smiled with her. Every messaging app on his phone has it's own password with a camera attached to catch the password hacker... not like I cared about doing any FBI work, but that alone was too suspicious. Even after I heard, they stay in the same house as a couple. I never asked him. After all I wasn't his girlfriend na.
He had met Lanle in my house one day and they were discussing. Somehow, she talked about the supposed babe addressing her as his girlfriend. Perfect opportunity, I thought. Immediately I behaved like I had never heard that before. And I was like ' hold up! what did you just say?' Lanle gave this knowing smile, like she had done it on purpose. My guy froze. When he saw that I wasn't letting him off like that, he told me to wait until Lanle left. It was fun to torture him like that. Since he thought he had been playing his game well. When Lanle left. He gave a crappy story about why his dating her. And since I was never really into him, we continued as friends. But, then I realized it wasn't just our batch boys that were coming for the subscription. The previous batch needed better tarrif plan.
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by eitsei(m): 5:51pm On Jan 07|
Your type is called very good bad girl
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Lawalez100(f): 9:25pm On Jan 07|
Ride on ghosts..u are doing a good job
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by BiadeFolar(m): 12:45am On Jan 08|
Aswear u bahd, ur badness aint the kind that was came from peer pressure... U're bad by choice, Cynthia Morgan kind oe bad... I'd only keep u as a friend*
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by rafa9(m): 5:19am On Jan 08|
Good job babe. I have same issue too. I seem to be able to pick a good side of ladies I meet but I just can't proceed to relationship not because I don't want to but I just find it difficult to entrust 50% of my life to a total stranger. What I jus want is a happy home. I don't know where the fear stems from. Fear of heart break or fear of being stuck with one person for the rest of my life. Honestly I don't like having multiple partners but in my association with ladies so far I have been able to dig up a good quality or the other I like from each of them. Just not seen that one that will prompt me to declare, "THIS IS THE ONE".Keeping my fingers crossed. I know she is somebody somewhere. She is not a myth. SHE IS SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND HER!!!!
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by DaAwesome1(m): 3:04pm On Jan 08|
im outta ghost mode this babe is just too good. from ur behavior I can tell ur an aquarius. ur narrating like we were there. dope
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Genazib: 10:19pm On Jan 08|
Ghost i just can only picture your type of girl... u kept me glue to naira land like game of throne ... please update ooooooo.. and no make this story finish oo... luv u luv....
|Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 4:35pm On Jan 09|
Talking about a state blessed in natural resources and I think of Plateau. This is me being unbiased. The state is beautiful. Not with man made structures, but in geography. I saw one of the most beautiful topography there. The flat grasslands that covers large areas. The majestic rocks that stand firm and proud. I'm no scientist, but I understood geography better looking at them. I remember how I try to locate the different types of rocks I was thought in secondary school geography (igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic). I was imagined the minerals trapped in those rocks that are been ignored. I learnt from people around that the rocks grow. I always imagine the rock spitting out lava which cools off, thereby increasing it's size...I don't know sha. Whenever you stand close to these rocks, you'd here rushing water inside. This water is one of the cleanest and purest there is. These rocks are also breeding ground for so many animals. Especially snakes. In Langtang North, some serves as their shrines or places where they carry out different sacrifices. And from the rocks, there are some very beautiful fountains. The rocks are mostly cold, especially those very smooth ones. And sometimes houses are built on these rocks. These houses are always very cold. Pankshin the birth place of former head of state; general Yakubu Gowon is the coldest place on the Plateau. It is also the location for a federal college of education. As you move away from Pankshin, heading towards jos. It becomes hotter. From Pankshin to Mangu, Bokos, Barkin Landi and Jos. But all of these places are cold and will at least give you the Europe feel. From Pankshin heading towards Shendam. It also becomes hotter. From Pankshin to Kanke, Langtang North, Langtang south, Mikang, Quan pan, and Shendam. Now the only feel you'd get from these places is the Sahara feel.
Plateau state is blessed with food.They are the highest producers of Irish potatoes not just in Nigeria but in west Africa. There's an abundance of both sweet and Irish potatoes, tomatoes, beans, pepper, oranges, mangoes, guavas, yams, rice, groundnut, cassava, dates, tiger nuts, tangerine, sugar cane, bambara nut, soya beans, maize, wheat, millet, sorghum, guinea corn and even strawberries. Food is cheap there, especially in it's season. There are beautiful beds of wild flowers along the road during august and September. These flowers comes in different shades of red and yellow beautifying the roads and releasing sweet smell for travelers.
There's a lot of illegal mining activities going on in the state...I don't blame them though. With so many neglected minerals yet to be tapped. And a government that couldn't care less. Tin is the major mineral there. There's an abundance of sand. They have these little bridges as you travel from local government to local government with shallow streams of water flowing through. During the dry seasons these streams dry off, leaving lots of sand behind.
There are so many artificial lakes and dams at different places in the state. And I can promise you, on the Plateau, you don't need too much money to see nature in it's finest.
There's zoo and a wildlife park in Jos. Both comes with amazing variety of animals. From huge pythons ...for the Slytherin lovers to Elephants, Lions, Foxes, different types of primates(monkies, chimps, gorillas, baboons etc), Camels, Hyenas, Crocodiles, Tortoises, exotic birds etc. There's a polo club and a museum.
Just in case you are planning your next vacation spot. There's one in Nigeria.
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