Babalegba:
Sometimes I wish people like you could be prosecuted ,given lengthy jail times and punitive fines for spreading falsehoods because of your primitive propensity to be a tribal bigot. You are a disgrace to the negro race

nittroboy:
Did Constitution existing in dis anymore

dukie25:
Great list but you forgot one important item on your 10 Things Some Police Officers Don’t Want You To Know.

No. 11
Buhari is the most fantastically corrupt President in the world.
(The DSS/EFCC/SARS don't want you to know it but I can tell you for free)

veekid:
Ah no sure say this OP ever get issues with Sars before, Wetin concern sars with Constitution you listed above? You go chop slap anyhow; na you yourself go surrender your phone and other gadgets.
Nonsense

fattbabakay:
On the other hand, here are the TEN SARS Commandments

If you follow these rules, you won't catch a bullet:

ONE - By no means should you look fly, it's a sin.
TWO - By no means whould you own any high-end tech product. No iphone, No Mac! Use Nokia and use dell!
THREE - Don't rock any bling of any sort, real or fake.
FOUR - No fried or dreadlocked hair (maybe no hair?)
FIVE - Driving a car is a trap, just take a uber, nah I mean a taxi, nah, danfo
SIX - If you get stopped, bow, kneel and offer your phone for inspection
SEVEN - You must NOT have huge credit and debit transactions ,delete that shit
EIGHT - There must always be "something for your boy(s)". Don't take it for granted.
NINE- Do NOT resist arrest when you have "nothing for your boy(s)"
And Finally TEN- Don't be a Nigerian

Thanks.

BankeSmalls:
Hoe can you remember all these when SARS approach you from behind and rain slaps on you and at the end of the day threaten to shoot you and plant a gun on you if you don't take them to the nearest ATM and empty your account?

Koolking:
We all knew about the laws and rules. They know, we know. It's sad the law enforcers don't care about the laws but what to deliver to the top ranks and be in his good books. 'Mr. Know it all' with men of the NPF will put you in more troubles unless you know someone or someone who knows someone.

The reality is be a good citizen and satisfy your conscience all the time.


The laws only grind the poor and celebrate the rich. That's the way it is, but a day of reckoning will soon come.

dukie25:
Great list but you forgot one important item on your 10 Things Some Police Officers Don’t Want You To Know.

No. 11
Buhari is the most fantastically corrupt President in the world.
(The DSS/EFCC/SARS don't want you to know it but I can tell you for free)

Lucky5966:
Just try and read ur legal rights 2 a SARS officer....my broda na dat day u go die.

nurez305:
Which sars are you talking about
Is it sarz on the beat or sars wey dey beat?

deco22:
Number one always cracks me up.

When police arrest u and u don't pay bail they will just use to exchange for a criminal and say u are a crime boss.

Nnemaranma:


Constitution still exist in Nigeria. The only problem is that we don't follow it...more like anybody doing anything and getting away with it.

BankeSmalls:
Hoe can you remember all these when SARS approach you from behind and rain slaps on you and at the end of the day threaten to shoot you and plant a gun on you if you don't take them to the nearest ATM and empty your account?

fattbabakay:
On the other hand, here are the TEN SARS Commandments

If you follow these rules, you won't catch a bullet:

ONE - By no means should you look fly, it's a sin.
TWO - By no means whould you own any high-end tech product. No iphone, No Mac! Use Nokia and use dell!
THREE - Don't rock any bling of any sort, real or fake.
FOUR - No fried or dreadlocked hair (maybe no hair?)
FIVE - Driving a car is a trap, just take a uber, nah I mean a taxi, nah, danfo
SIX - If you get stopped, bow, kneel and offer your phone for inspection
SEVEN - You must NOT have huge credit and debit transactions ,delete that shit
EIGHT - There must always be "something for your boy(s)". Don't take it for granted.
NINE- Do NOT resist arrest when you have "nothing for your boy(s)"
And Finally TEN- Don't be a Nigerian

Thanks.