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Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 5:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
as we all know, our ladies have been very problematic to our sex life.
they charge us for having sex with them
they allow us cum into them which causes unwanted pregnancy
the problems associated with Today ladies is much, so I have devised a friendly way to have sex
items needed
1)medium plastic container of Pepsi/fanta/coke etc
2)nylon
3)foam
4)cellotape

do let's begin the preparation
cut the container from up to down depending on your stretched dick length
2)pad the inner cut container with foam to spread round the container internally
3)put a nylon through it from wide base to the narrow opening (were you drink from)
4)drag the nylon out a bit out from the narrow opening
Infact I done tire to write, google how to make artificial vagina on YouTube

with this we can reduce the pressure of sex on girls
we can stop sexually transmitted diseases
we can stop unwanted pregnancy


n. b
I have a girlfriend who likes sex and is free from disease, so I can afford not to indulge in having sex with homemade pvssy

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Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by forreelinc(m): 5:30pm On Dec 13, 2017
sad no be still masturbation be that?
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 5:33pm On Dec 13, 2017
forreelinc:
sad no be still masturbation be that?
you can still do it practice
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Nobody: 5:37pm On Dec 13, 2017
See wetin person pikin dey advise people for social media

Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by forreelinc(m): 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2017
coolestchris:
you can still do it practice
with plastic bottle no wound yourself o if conji catch you just sleep with woman simple
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Nobody: 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2017
Smh
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by GeeString: 5:45pm On Dec 13, 2017
This thing no bad like dat oh...

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Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 5:54pm On Dec 13, 2017
GeeString:
This thing no bad like dat oh...
better than rape and masturbation
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 5:55pm On Dec 13, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
See wetin person pikin dey advise people for social media
better than rape
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 13, 2017
So this kain tin dey YouTubeshocked...endtime tinzs
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by McBrooklyn(m): 5:59pm On Dec 13, 2017
SMH....
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by GeeString: 6:05pm On Dec 13, 2017
coolestchris:
better than rape and masturbation




I was referring to your brain...
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by samyfreshsmooth(m): 6:17pm On Dec 13, 2017
GeeString:




I was referring to your brain...

Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by RickandMorty: 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2017
Lol, pocket Půssy. You can learn from YouTube.
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:42pm On Dec 13, 2017
RickandMorty:
Lol, pocket Půssy. You can learn from YouTube.
yep
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:44pm On Dec 13, 2017
McBrooklyn:
SMH....
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:44pm On Dec 13, 2017
lefulefu:
So this kain tin dey YouTubeshocked...endtime tinzs
surely
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:46pm On Dec 13, 2017
GeeString:




I was referring to your brain...
indeed
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:46pm On Dec 13, 2017
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 9:47pm On Dec 13, 2017
forreelinc:

with plastic bottle no wound yourself o
if conji catch you just sleep with woman simple
if well constructed it is more tighter than a virgin
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by habsydiamond(m): 12:55am On Dec 14, 2017
That one Na mobile pussy u go dey carry am everywhere u go like MTN. Na just say u no go buy card put cos Na oil e go dey chop....like esu dey chop palmoil
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:04am On Dec 14, 2017
habsydiamond:
That one Na mobile pussy u go dey carry am everywhere u go like MTN

I swear u be pervert ohhhh,,I just de fear u recently
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:06am On Dec 14, 2017
coolestchris:
as we all know, our ladies have been very problematic to our sex life.
they charge us for having sex with them
they allow us cum into them which causes unwanted pregnancy
the problems associated with Today ladies is much, so I have devised a friendly way to have sex
items needed
1)medium plastic container of Pepsi/fanta/coke etc
2)nylon
3)foam
4)cellotape

do let's begin the preparation
cut the container from up to down depending on your stretched dick length
2)pad the inner cut container with foam to spread round the container internally
3)put a nylon through it from wide base to the narrow opening (were you drink from)
4)drag the nylon out a bit out from the narrow opening
Infact I done tire to write, google how to make artificial vagina on YouTube

with this we can reduce the pressure of sex on girls
we can stop sexually transmitted diseases
we can stop unwanted pregnancy


n. b
I have a girlfriend who likes sex and is free from disease, so I can afford not to indulge in having sex with homemade pvssy


Nawa ohhh,,I don de fear u ohh,,,u suppose be Sex engineer oh
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:07am On Dec 14, 2017
I no blv that ur note joor,,,if u do how come u go de tink about artificial pussy?
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by habsydiamond(m): 8:10am On Dec 14, 2017
Oxster:
I no blv that ur note joor,,,if u do how come u go de tink about artificial pussy?
no answer am jare.....anything outside original pussy Na masturbation means be all of them
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:13am On Dec 14, 2017
habsydiamond:
no answer am jare.....anything outside original pussy Na masturbations means be all of them

Na en nah,,,masturbation no be #self Love/sex#

I no blame de op,..i blame thos people that will put it in practice,,,Devil just carry op de increase rate of wanking
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 8:14am On Dec 14, 2017
Oxster:
I no blv that ur note joor,,,if u do how come u go de tink about artificial pussy?
i also tested before I can prescribe it
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by habsydiamond(m): 8:17am On Dec 14, 2017
Oxster:


Na en nah,,,masturbation no be #self Love/sex#

I no blame de op,..i blame thos people that will put it in practice,,,Devil just carry op de increase rate of wanking
lolzz....some people go come dey find plastic bottles everywhere so tay people go dey think say dem don mad
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:18am On Dec 14, 2017
habsydiamond:
lolzz....some people go come dey find plastic bottles everywhere so tay people go dey think say dem don mad

I de tell you,,people wey go put Ds in practice full 4 ground,,hahaha,,later u go de see testimony de post
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by coolestchris(m): 8:19am On Dec 14, 2017
habsydiamond:
lolzz....some people go come dey find plastic bottles everywhere so tay people go dey think say dem don mad
anyway am thinking of mass producing it
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by habsydiamond(m): 8:29am On Dec 14, 2017
coolestchris:
anyway am thinking of mass producing it
yeepa....this Una Ibo made device dey kill man morale oooo....e dey reduce man confidence to toast babe ooo
Re: Alternative To Masturbation And Raping by Oxster(m): 8:30am On Dec 14, 2017
coolestchris:
anyway am thinking of mass producing it

There is already an artificial pussy,,google it,,,is like a cup

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