k9ine:

@newmaster
DIS JOKE REALY GOT MY ANGRY, UNTIL I SAW I HAD BEEN DECEIVED.

Made my heart beats faster

I knew b4 reading that it was April fool. I just managed to check d thread 2 see if people would be fooled!

Oh Lord!!! Meehn, i don dey wonder, how come this happened on Wednesday and neither Punch nor Vanguard newspapers carried it this morning? I had to read that last line a good 3 times before it finally sank in - wtf is today's date?!  

What?

oluagness:

What?

Na April fool

fool

Fhemmmy:

This one really got me . . . .

Me too

Also got Seun and co too for putting it in the front page.

oga u harsh oo u had me fooled 4 real

na wa ooooooooooo,real fooooooooooooool, me

bobokelly:

na wa ooooooooooo,real fooooooooooooool, me

mrkoma2012:

oga u harsh oo u had me fooled 4 real

slap1:

Also got Seun and co too for putting it in the front page.

The guy really got us all . . . .was a very good one

thia is the joke of the year and the april fool of the decade

lol ^^^

and i was ready to fight Texxazpete. jeez! the 'link' got me really foooolllllleeeedddd!

slap1:

and i was ready to fight Texxazpete. jeez! the 'link' got me really foooolllllleeeedddd!

I beg no fight oh

Nice one there

This kind of behaviour is simply unacceptable, brings the website credibility problems! What shall we read next: Aliens invade Alaba Market or Elves take over Aso Rock?

maclatunji:

This kind of behaviour is simply unacceptable, brings the website credibility problems! What shall we read next: Aliens invade Alaba Market or Elves take over Aso Rock?

On April fool's day, we all know, everything and anything goes . . . .let us loosen up and have fun

Neva thot I could be april-fooled at my age but dis one got me. 9ce 1

Lol ^^^

I was already calling my wife on the phone to relay a breaking news to her before getting to the last line.
This really got me.
Nice one

Add your name to the pack

[size=25pt]Trust me men, when i was reading it i was preparing to lunch my nuclear bomb warhead in the whole abuja to kill the whole political viruses and solve this whole madness once and forall, not untill i got to the end, to discover that it was april fool, so am turning my warhead to those clowns who never read b4 commenting, hv this [/size]  [size=30pt] Kah gbooooooooooooooom ( mighty boom blast)[/size]

odiaero:

[size=25pt]Trust me men, when i was reading it i was preparing to lunch my nuclear bomb warhead in the whole abuja to kill the whole political viruses and solve this whole madness once and forall, not untill i got to the end, to discover that it was april fool, so am turning my warhead to those clowns who never read b4 commenting, hv this [/size]  [size=30pt] Kah gbooooooooooooooom ( mighty boom blast)[/size]

Like u know how to use one . . . . .

A candle loses nothing lighting another candle but this one would have losed. Turai Yar'adua shouldn't be underrated. Anywhere, it was April fool.

^^^ Na so you fear the woman reach?

I be wan just start to dey insult bros Jonathan so

wow. . i was actually moved!
This is the best April fool ever . . .

slap1:

and i was ready to fight Texxazpete. jeez! the 'link' got me really foooolllllleeeedddd!

@slap1,

you are the reason I've been laughing since.

@OP
But this guy, you too much because I was about to give a friend a call until I saw the last line.
BRAVOOO.

maclatunji:

This kind of behaviour is simply unacceptable, brings the website credibility problems! What shall we read next: Aliens invade Alaba Market or Elves take over Aso Rock?

It was copied from front page of 234next.com though, and removed after noon . So what does that make the newspaper then. Everyone knew it was a joke man , let your hair down.

This joke win award

This is the april best april fool of the year.Poster you don a gud work.it really fooled me,suprise turai my foot.