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How To Service Your Lover's Body For FREE This Christmas! by Levandergora: 11:27am On Dec 17, 2017
Hello, Nairalanders!
Compliments of the Season!

Last year, a young lady had noticed that her man had suddenly developed a bad temper. He had become difficult to live with. He was always grouchy and irritable. Even on the occassional weekends when he had nowhere to go, he preferred to stay locked away in the room, trying to get some of the sleep he had lost and ultimately hiding away from his fam.

She decided to seek out advice from friends and family. Cook for him, one said. She thought of all the delicious meals he had refused to eat more than a few spoonfuls of. "Dress sexily and remember the other room everyday!", another suggested. But she thought of how he had been insisting that he was fatigued and knew instinctively that sex wasn't the problem. Different suggestions came but none were what she needed. Until..!

One day, a 43 year old male collegue of hers was telling the office that he had just been serviced and how he felt like a young'un again. She walked up to him privately to ask what had caused such a change. Happily, he declared "The secret is a good ol' massage! Works like a charm". Immediately, she dashed off to book her husband a massage for that weekend. A week later and he had a renewed spring in his step! He was happy and she was happy too!

And that is why as Christmas draws near and many of us go off work till early January, after a whole year of work and life wahala, LevanderGora, your friendly neighborhood massage therapists, are here with a way to love yours and your lover's body right during these holidays!

Book a super-relaxing Swedish Massage for yourself and get a FREE massage for your loved one this Christmas!
That's 2 Swedish Massages for the price of ONE!!!
Because we want you BOTH to look and feel fantastic into the new year!

Condition: Both massages must be performed on the same day, at the same location and at the same time or one after the other.

This is such a good deal that you should call 08188250819 and book yours NOW as there are a limited number of time slots per day.

Promo runs till 3rd of January.

LevanderGora... BE well smiley

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